Rockman Perfect Musical: The Musical For Everlasting Peace

[Protoman Blues]

Well, here we are.  Due to popular demand...or simply because a couple of members mentioned the idea and it tickled my heavily ticklish fancy, I, Protoman Blues, have decided to work on creating Rockman Perfect Musical: The Musical For Everlasting Peace!  This will not be a part of my normal GoRPM's, as this is separate.  It's probably just as silly, and most of the songs will be the always fun, always silly, always catchy parodies that you should be use to reading from Parodying Blues (still PB) after all this time. 

I haven't quite fleshed out the story just yet, but the basic premise is that RPM is under attack from an Evil Sonic the Hedgehog fansite called the Scrap Brain Zone.  The members of RPM must repel this evil attack or all will be lost.  I'm using one RPM member as my main hero, but I'm not telling you who it is yet.  That will be revealed later on, as will the majority of whatever crazy, random, twisted story I manage to come up with.

For now though, I shall start using this thread to post the Songs that you will hear in this musical.  Can't have a musical without songs.  Well, you could, but it would suck-diddily-uck.  Just so you know, these songs are not in the order that they will appear in the completed musical.

What Would Protoman Blues Do?

Akira - "Guys, come on.  We have to try and find out where Vixy is?  What if she was captured?  What if she was Roboticized?  What if..."

Taiyo - "Calm down, Akira.  DZ's missing too.  We need to think rationally!"

Flame - "Tai's right.  I mean, what would Protoman Blues do?"

Taiyo - "Yeah, what would Protoman Blues do?"

Akira - "He'd know what to do.  I wish he were here right now."

Music comes up, and they start break into song!

Akira - ♪ What would Protoman Blues go do if he was here right now? 
He'd give a moving speech or two.  That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪

Taiyo - ♪ When Protoman Blues was in the jungle, training Pokemon...
He watched his Cyndaquil, Pyre Heart, beat up on Kangaskhan ♪

Flame - ♪ When Protoman Blues defended girls against some Zombie Bees.
He used his powerful Proto Strike and got a kiss or threeeee! ♪

A, T, F - ♪ So what would Protoman Blues go do if he were here today? 
I'm sure he'd rub an ass or two.  That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪

Flame - ♪ I want to be just like P-B. 
He is just so in-cred-i-bly se-xy ♪

Taiyo - ♪ And I just want to play some Ping Pong with everyone. ♪

Akira - ♪ For Vixy I'll be an optimist too, cause that's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪

A, T, F - ♪ And what would Protoman Blues go do?  He'd call all the members now! 
He'd form a search and rescue too! That's what Protoman Blues would do! ♪

Musical Break

A, T, F - ♪ When Protoman Blues traveled to Brinstar and fought the evil Kraid
He kicked his scaly ass and then had Mango Lemonade! ♪

Flame - ♪ And when Protoman Blues banned RockmanKenny, he had a smile on
Cause Protoman Blues just doesn't take [parasitic bomb] from an-y-bod-y... ♪

A, T, F - ♪ So lets call the members together, and fight off Scrap Brain Zone. 
And we'll find Vixy & DZ too, cause that's what Protoman Blues would do!
And we'll find Vixy & DZ too, cause that's WHAT PROTOMAN BLUES WOULD DO!
CAUSE THAT'S WHAT PROTOMAN BLUES WOULD DO! ♪

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MORE TO COME!   

[VixyNyan]

You managed to fit every word of the lyrics into that song.... wow, I'm shocked and amazed~ x3

[Fxeni]

Pure awesomeness, I can't wait to see where this goes

[Trask]

This wins astronomically!  Pure and simple.

[Sakura Leic]

I can't wait for the next one.

[Solar]

This wins astronomically!  Pure and simple.

^This, but more because I'm in there

[Phi]

That was sexy, PB! Can't wait to see more!

[Jericho]

And so, it begins.

Great start by the way.

[Dr. Wily II]

Brilliant.
AB-SO-LUTE-LY brilliant.

[borockman]

Can we clap now? Of course we can! *triumphant claps*

Glad to see this come alive! very lol!

[Police Girl]

Hope it isn't gay like HSM....

[Protoman Blues]

Hope it isn't gay like HSM....

Are you kidding?  I'm writing this, so it'll possibly be even MORE Cockthirsty than HSM!   

Also, I'm glad everyone enjoyed that number.  I hope you like the next one, if I can finish it tonight.

[Police Girl]

Oh well, Its actually more bearable than HSM, because YOU are writing it.

[Protoman Blues]

SKY CHILD

At Sky's Neko Cafe, a crowd of the RPMers have gathered after the Scrap Brain Zone has attacked Fort Moonsburg.

Sky Child - "Who do they think they are?  Attacking our Fort like that!  No one does that to RPM!"

Starry Omega - "Um, Sky?"

Sky Child - "Dammit.  This happened on my watch.  I've brought nothing but shame and disgrace to RPM!"

Starry Omega - "More M&M's?

Sky Child - "Nah.  Just leave me alone.  I suck!"

Starry Omega - "You?  Suck?  Nonsense!  Sky, you've got to get a hold of yourself!"

Time To Break Out Into Song, Again

Starry Omega - ♪ Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Sky Child.  Looking so emo, it sucks!
Everyone here'd love to be you, Sky Child.  Even the guys with big cocks!
There's no one in town as admired as you.  You're everyone's favorite bliss!
No one's as raw and inspiring as you.  Cause they don't...have a love...of PINGASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

No.....one's.....fun, like Sky Child.
No one puns, like Sky Child.
No one's presence shine bright as the sun, like Sky Child.

For there's no one in town half as silly.
Purrfect, a pure paradigm.
You can ask Vix, Hitomi, or Jelly!
And they'll say hating you is just simply a crime! ♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one......draws like Sky Child.
Creates lawls, like Sky Child/ ♪
Starry Omega - No one sketches a sexier jaw than Sky Child ♪

Sky Child - ♪ As an artist, why yes, I'm invigorating ♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ My what a gal, that Sky Child! ♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ When dorks, come forth.  When nerds, just go. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ Sky Child is the best and the rest just all blow! ♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one.....writes, like Sky Child.
Stays up nights, like Sky Child ♪
Jericho - ♪ No one makes my cock rise to new heights, like Sky Child. ♪

PBPB, Sakura Leic, Wanderer - ♪ For there's no one as lovely or crazy ♪

Sky Child - ♪ As you see I've got PINGAS to share! ♪

Starry Omega - ♪ Not a bit of her art is real lazy! ♪

Sky Child - ♪ Kind of.  But every last one could use much more Lens Flare! ♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No one Scoops, like Sky Child.  Yahoo Groups, like Sky Child. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ In a YouTube match, nobody Poops like Sky Child! ♪

Sky Child - ♪ I'm especially good with Robotnik's antics...PINGAS! ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ 10 Nets for Sky Child! ♪

Sky Child - ♪ When I was unknown I drew lots of requests and my excellent plot was unfurled!
And now that I've grown I want you all to know I'M THE GREATEST ARTIST IN THE WORRLLDDDD!♪

Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ No.....one.....posts, like Sky Child.
Double posts, like Sky Child. ♪
Starry Omega - ♪ And on MSN nobody boasts, like Sky Child! ♪

Sky Child - ♪ I can even draw great with a mouse.  I'm awesome! ♪

Borockman - ♪ Say it again. ♪ 
Jericho - ♪ With a mouse or a pen. ♪
Neko Cafe Crowd - ♪ And we'll say it once more.  Draws like no one before.
She's a super success, she looks good in a dress.
And can even pull off rainbow socks!
There's just one girl in town who never ever sucks! ♪

Starry Omega - "And her name's VermyBug...wait, maybe Doomfool...AngelPit.......Prismman? 
Meh."

Everyone - ♪ SKY CHILD! ♪

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I think I'm having way too much fun with this.  More to come...

[Fxeni]

It just keeps getting better and better. Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least

[Solar]

Keep having fun with this because your fun = our fun

Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least

Indeed

[borockman]

Lol, this is getting better and better, and yay appearance!

[Trask]

You've outdone yourself on this one!  Keep it up!  I can't wait to see more!

[Sakura Leic]

Now this makes me wonder what Lou's, Vixy's, Borock's, mine andothers will be.

[borockman]

The person I'm most curious to hear is of course, PB. 

[Protoman Blues]

Jer's first line is interesting, to say the least

Isn't it though?  I can't wait till he reads it!   

Also, thanx everyone.  I hope to keep going with this for as long as my twisted brain can continue turning me into Parodying Blues!   

[Sakura Leic]

*inb4 he changes his name.*

[CephiYumi]

w-wow, those were so beautiful x3

[Jericho]

 

[Protoman Blues]

w-wow, those were so beautiful x3

Awww thanx Cephi!