The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories

[Sakura Leic]

Haha, thanx everyone!  Who knows, I may do something with the Super Sloppy Samurai Slimer Squad later on!  

Great job as always.  What was that based off of again?

[Solar]

How awesome was this update?

So awesome.

Pretty much

Why do I have to be the crotch?


Out of curiosity, what would have been the ending had I never said that piece of trivia last page?

[Protoman Blues]

Great job as always.  What was that based off of again?

Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, my young egoprentice!

Out of curiosity, what would have been the ending had I never said that piece of trivia last page?

LoL, who knows!   

[Solar]

But the world must know! It MUST! D:

[Protoman Blues]

But the world must know! It MUST! D:

LoL, I really don't know.  I mean, the Rangers stuff is pretty easy, and funny, to write, but individual dialog just comes to me.

[Satoryu]

Why do I have to be the crotch?

same reason why i'm a flying monkey.

[HokutoNoBen]

Awesome.

The only flaw I could find? You didn't do a rendition of Olmec's Legendary speech, prior to entering the temple! 

http://www.geocities.com/nicklegends/midis/olmec_advice.mid

Olmec: You could start by running up the stairs to the crypt. Grab the book from the skeletons, and pass into the Pit of the Pendulum! Knock over the column, and climb into the King's Storeroom! Smash the pots to find the key that will lead you into the Chamber of the Sacred Markings. Match the symbols on the right to the runes on the left and pass into the room of The Ancient Warriors! Place yourself in the correct armor and open the door to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey!!!

(I think even Olmec/Dee Baker, aka VIEWTIFUL JOE himself, enjoyed saying that lil phrase. But who doesn't?!  )

Assemble the statue and you may be headed toward The Room of the Secret Password. Find the tablet with the correct inscription and shout it out to open the door to The Pharaoh's Secret Passage. Slide down the tunnel to the quicksand bog, where you could smash through to The Dark Forest, but beware of the temple guard that may inhabit the trees! Find the key in the tree, and you'll enter the Jester's Court. Press yourself against the correct wall painting, and you'll gain entry to The Tomb of the Headless Kings! Pull the vines to release their bones, and attach the missing skull to its proper king! Then, race through the pit, climb through the ledges, race down the stairs and back through the gates.

The choices are yours and yours alone!



There, NOW this topic is complete.

[Protoman Blues]

LoL, I actually thought of doing that, but it was getting long! 

[Dr. Wily II]

Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, my young egoprentice!

Oh man... I LOVED the show...
I think I still do...

[Shiki Tohno]

Jesus Christ, that [parasitic bomb] is old. I remember I used to watch it when I was a reall small kid on WB11 and I didn't know diddly squat of english.

[borockman]

Why do I have to be the crotch?

Snake is the best choice compared to other animal zords. 

[Shiki Tohno]

Hurr hurr.

[Tsukishiro]

Why, the Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, my young egoprentice!

Oh man... I LOVED the show...
I think I still do...

Jesus Christ, that [parasitic bomb] is old. I remember I used to watch it when I was a reall small kid on WB11 and I didn't know diddly squat of english.

I remember this show too, come to think of it...

[Shiki Tohno]

Man, it's good remembering the times one was a brat.

[Dr. Wily II]

Yeah, then it makes you feel so old...

[Protoman Blues]

Unleashing The Powah

Ninja Lou - "Okay, seriously you guys, I'm worried about PB!"

Quickie - "No you're not.  You're playing Chrono Trigger."

Ninja Lou - *playing Chrono Trigger* "I can do both!  Anyway, I think he's becoming a little obsessed with the Power Rangers.  I mean, you clearly saw his insanity when his twisted imagination created the Hidden Temple Power Rangers, and some unknown hidden force brought his madness to life!"

Hitomi - "That was me, actually!"

Protoman Blues - "Yeah, and Lou, I'm right here.  I met up with you over two hours ago."

Ninja Lou - "...That was you?"

Protoman Blues - *shakes head in shame* "You thought I was just Crono with sunglasses, didn't you?"

Ninja Lou - "....Look, what I thought isn't important."

Protoman Blues - *whispers to Quickie* "I've been saying that for years now!"

Ninja Lou - *hears Frog's theme in his head while walking* "Stop whispering to Lucca, PB.  Honestly, you have to be careful with what you think!  Especially if Hitomi's bringing your thoughts to reality.

Protoman Blues - "She's like a sexy, asian Q, isn't she?"

Hitomi - "Seriously Lou, you're lucky I don't make even a third of his thoughts reality.  If you could see into his mind...."

Ninja Lou - "SEE!  THAT'S MY POINT.  You can't encourage his obsessions anymore.  No more twisted Power Rangers, no more Klingon Mating Ritual Monday's at the Sex Shack, and no more Mango Lemonade Empanadas!"

Protoman Blues - "I thought you liked the Mango Lempanadas?"

Ninja Lou - "...I do...but the world just isn't ready.  I have to run to the bathroom.  I'll be right back." *runs into Jericho's Rump Shaker*

Quickie - *looks at PB* "So untrusting, isn't he?"

Protoman Blues - "I know, right?"  *sinister smile on his face*

Minutes Later...

Ninja Lou - *walks out of the Rump Shaker* "Damn, that was a long ass line in there.  Why the hell is Aaron Waters hanging out with you?"

Protoman Blues - "Oh, no reason.  He just came by to drop off the finished version of the new Power Rangers intro I asked him to write.  Thanks Mr. Mighty RAW!"

Aaron Waters - "Not a problem, PB.  Hope you like it!" *Teleports away, Power Ranger style*

Quickie - "Come on, lets here it!"

PB puts the tape into his PBB (Positronic BoomBox)

Ninja Lou - *facepalm* "Mala Suerte..."

You know you want to sing along!

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 RANGERS...ARCADE

♪ MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE

COIN SLOT MORPHERS! SAVE PLATFORMIA!
GO NOSTALGIC! LONG LIVE THE POWER
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE

*Protoman Blues, Hitomi, and Quickie begin rocking out while Ninja Lou looks on in shock*

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE

MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY

GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE ♪

PB, Quickie, and Hitomi all have giant smiles on their faces

Ninja Lou - *looking on in horror* "...I'm going home..."



You know, I was thinking of giving Parody Lyrics a rest for a bit while writing a GoRPM for a change, but lo and behold I've just incorporated the two into another sick and twisted creation of mine.  A catchy one too, if I do say so myself.  Which I do!

I'm hoping to get back into these, as I want to continue to flex the writing brain as best I can.  Not to mention that I have all these silly ideas in my head that I just feel like letting out.  LoL, I shall probably continue with the Power Rangers Arcade at another date & time.  Only my mind knows when.  Heh, by that time, I'll probably have a Parody of Go. Fly. Win. in the works.  As always, I hope you enjoy my madness.

[Jericho]

Oh yes, this is great.

And I can't wait to read more.

[TeaOfJay]

That left me giggling to myself like a madman after I read it.

Reading that also gave me the thought of writing a song for RP Adventures. Don't know if I'm acutally going to go through with it.

So essentially, I giggled like a crazy person and felt inspired.

[Protoman Blues]

Oh yes, this is great.

And I can't wait to read more.

Haha, thanx Jelly!

So essentially, I giggled like a crazy person and felt inspired.

Well then my work here is done!   

[borockman]

Oh man, yet another hilarious story. I pity Lou. Hmm, do I need to pity him?

[Protoman Blues]

Oh man, yet another hilarious story. I pity Lou. Hmm, do I need to pity him?

I prefer mentally abusing him, but to each his own!   

Oh, and Borock, I might have another Megazord or two that I'd be honored for you to draw!   

[borockman]

Throw me your best megazords then!

[Solar]

That left me giggling to myself like a madman after I read it.

Same here

Nice to see you writing these again PB.

[Quickman]

Now I wanna cosplay as Lucca.  

Poor Lou...  His obsession with Chrono Trigger is perhaps mightier than my love of Star Wars.  Possibly.  Or they're just about equal.  Well, I can safely say that I don't hear the Imperial March in my head and think the guy on the street is actually Han Solo!

[Protoman Blues]

Now I wanna cosplay as Lucca.

I'm sure many a RPMer would have no objections towards that at all.   

Poor Lou...  His obsession with Chrono Trigger is perhaps mightier than my love of Star Wars.  Possibly.  Or they're just about equal.  Well, I can safely say that I don't hear the Imperial March in my head and think the guy on the street is actually Han Solo!

LoL, you spend every night looking over and editing/reviewing/reading Wookieepedia & the SWFanon site! 

The most I do is do the Jedi Hand Fap every time the Subway Car Doors open.