The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories

[Police Girl]

Comically Stealthy Infatuation

[Mr. Haxwell]

Curb Stomp Insanity.

[ViperAcidZX]

Curiously Studying Italian

Crafting Strawberrry Icing

Cautiously Sneaking Infiltration

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Cute Space Invaders

[Mr. Haxwell]

Crappy Spider Instincts.

[Mirby]

Cannot Stop Interjecting

[Mr. Haxwell]

Cake Serving Instructions.

[Protoman Blues]

Pride of the Ego Saiyans

Walking along the road heading for Greedo's Cantina, we join Protoman Blues and his protege Sakura...

Sakura - "But why hold my Birthday Party at a Cantina?"

Protoman Blues - "Would you prefer I held it at the Sex Shack?"

Sakura - "...good point."

Protoman Blues - "Besides, Quickie gave me a pretty sweet discount after I promised her that the dear Ninja would buy her some Wii U systems."

Sakura - "That's really generous of Lou."

Protoman Blues - *with a sly smile on his face* "Yes. Yes it is!"

Sakura - "Well we should be there soon enough. Although I'm curious why we're walking instead of just teleporting thereohmygodRANDOMSPARRINGSESSION!" *pulls out Z-Saber and blocks PB's Sword of Omens*

Protoman Blues - "Bravo, young one! Your reflexes have improved immensely." *jumps back while wielding sword* "NOW LET US BEGIN!"

Sakura - *yells out dramatically while charging PB* "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII!"

Sakura and PB began their random sparring duel, a duel which PB would always spring on Sakura to test her abilities. Their swords clashed together with immense fury. The two once again jump back away from each other.

Protoman Blues - "Sexcellent, young one. You've memorized my fighting with great efficiency! And your boobs have improved as well!"

Sakura - "Thanks, boss. And your perversionary distraction techniques are useless against me now!"

Protoman Blues - *sniff* "They grow up so fast! HOOOOOOOOO!"

PB once again charges at Sakura, this time using the Sword of Omens to fire a beam of energy. Sakura slashes forward, unleashing an energy slash to counteract the beam. Sakura then dashed forward and used her Raikousen technique in the air with her Z-Saber, sending a trail of lightning towards her egotistical friend. PB had to summon his Blues Shield in order to block it. He also used his Blues Shield to block Sakura's Z-Saber Ryuenjin technique, which she immediately used afterwards. As he struggled to dodge and block her attacks, all he could do was smile and think back to many years ago when he first decided to train her in the ways of the Ego. FLASHBACK...

Protoman Blues - "Hey Sakura. Wanna train under me and become my Egoprentice?"

Younger Sakura - *cute and gleefully* "OKAAAAAAAAY!"

END FLASHBACK. PB launched a Blues Strike at the ground to distract Sakura while he backed off.

Protoman Blues - "Very good, young one. Now lets see how far you've truly come. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

PB summons his egotastical energy and transforms into an Ego Saiyan. Sakura was surprised by this, as he's never had to transform to fight her before.

Sakura - *thinking to herself* "Oh wow. I must really be improving. Or he's just being a sore douchenugget!"

Protoman Blues - *gets into the Bluesmehameha Strike position* "BLUEEEESS. MEEEEEEEEE. HAAAAAA. MEEEEEE. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" *fires the Bluesmehameha Strike at Sakura*

Sakura stands her ground and puts her Z-Saber in front of her in an attempt to block the attack. As the Bluesmehameha Strike hits her Z-Saber, she is struggling to block it, as it begins forcing her back. Sakura then begins to summon all her strength to try and force back the beam.

Sakura - "No. You've trained me too well. I know I can do this! I CAN WIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

As Sakura fully begins to believe in herself, her eyes glow red and her ego powers grow to new heights. Sakura pushes her ego forward and she uses that new found might to transform herself into an Ego Saiyan. With her new Golden Spiky Hair and stern stoic smile, instead of forcing back the Bluesmehameha Strike, she uses her Z-Saber to perform a Shining Sword Slash Technique on the beam, slicing it and scattering it into multiple beams around her. Afterwards she finishes her technique with a powerful blast of energy towards PB. PB jumps to dodge it, but before he realizes it Sakura is above him and coming down with her Kuuenzan technique. She manages to slice at PB's chest and cut his shirt with several slashes before he knocks her away with his Blues Shield. As they both land, they stare at each other intently.

Protoman Blues - *powers down* "Well done, young one. I knew you had it in you!"

Sakura - *powers down while breathing heavy* "W-Wow...so that's what that feels like..."

Protoman Blues - "No worries. You'll get use to the transformation. And daaaaaamn, you came close to my sexy chest!" *looking down at the slash cuts on his shirt*

Sakura - "I'm sorry!"

Protoman Blues - "Nonsense. You did well. I'm so very proud of you! Besides, I was planning to remove my shirt at your party anyway!"

Sakura just stares at him.

Protoman Blues - "Kidding kidding. But these holes will make for a fun conversation starter! Anyway, you're a Ego Saiyan now. Happy Birthday!"

Sakura - *puzzled* "Wait......THIS was my present?!"

Protoman Blues - "Just one of my gifts to you. I always duel friends and loved ones on their birthday! Why, tomorrow I'm going to fight Quickie!"

Sakura - *sarcastically* "You're so.......giving."

Protoman Blues - *oblivious* "I know I know!" *throws her keys*

Sakura - *catches them* "What are these for?"

Protoman Blues - "YOUR BRAND NEW CONVERTIBLE!"

The next day...

Protoman Blues - *being hit multiple times by Quickie's Infinite Mass Punch* "OW. OW. OW. OWWWWWWWW!"

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Happy Birthday Sakura! 

[Sakura Leic]

Best present ever. 

[Protoman Blues]

Awwwww I'm happy you like! 

[Dr. Wily II]

HMMMMMM

I wonder if you're intentionally getting knocked up by Quickie.

[Sakura Leic]

HMMMMMM

I wonder if you're intentionally getting knocked up by Quickie.

You know what I can honestly buy that.

[Protoman Blues]

Ninja Lou! Use Avalanche!

It is a frosty, cold day in RPM. Both the snow and the spirits are high, even though the temperature's low. However, one grumpy Ninja is just not feeling it at all. Suddenly, a knock on his door.

Ninja Lou - *hears the constant knocking while in bed* "Come around back................wait, I'm not in NYC. Ugh, hang on!"

As he opens the door, Vixy, Quickie, and Fxeni are at his door.

Fxeni - "Did we wake you?"

Ninja Lou - "Yeah, but no worries. You could've called though." *yawns*

Quickie - "We did. Seven times. Plus the constant texts."

Ninja Lou - "Oh hey, look at that. Forgot to charge my phone."

Fxeni - "It's also five. That's PM, not AM, I might add!"

Ninja Lou - "I fail to see a problem here!"

Vixy - "Enough banter. Lou, we need your Ninja skills."

Ninja Lou - *sighs* "What did PB do this time?"

Vixy - "He swiped your rare, platinum diamond tipped shurikens given to you from the Ninjitsu masters of old. You know, the ones with the really nice poison at the tip?"

Quickie - "He also borrowed one of your coveted Highlander replica swords to, and I'm not quite sure why, yell 'THERE CAN BE ONLY RYE' while slicing Rye Bread!"

Fxeni - "Oh, and he gave away all your remaining Flan to us. He insisted we try it and lemme tell you, that [parasitic bomb] is out of this worl..."

Ninja Lou - *interrupts Fxeni* "That son of a...lemme wake up first and then I'll track his ass down and..."

Vixy - *interrupts* " Oh noes, we're not here about that stuff. We need you to join us in glorious snow warfare against Jericho. He hit us all with snowballs, and our honor must be restored!" *sparkles in her eyes while posing triumphantly*

Fxeni - "The plan is this. I've loaded a whole lot of snow into the Fxeppelin's cargo hold. We need you to get him out of his Rump Shaker, either through friendship or your ninja skills. Then, you Ninja Vanish away while we dump an avalanche on him and laugh. We call it, Operation: Laughalanche!"

Quickie - "I'd get him out with my super speed, but running on ice is really not fun!"

Vixy - "So, you in?"

Ninja Lou looks at them all with giant smiles on their coercing faces then closes the door.

Quickie - "Come onnnnnnnnn. We'll let you out of those Wii U contracts."

Ninja Lou - *opens the door* "FOR THE LAST TIME, I NEVER AGREED TO ANY OF THOS...fine I'll do it!"

Hours later at Jericho's Rump Shaker, Ninja Lou has managed to get Jericho outside after a rousing couple matches of Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3

Jericho - "So yeah, I've been practicing a lot in that game!"

Ninja Lou - "I still prefer just two fighters instead of three."

Jericho - "I can understand that. Wait a minute...the Fxeppelin! I SENSE A TRAP! LOU, STAY HERE. I'LL GO INSIDE AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON!"

Before he can move, Ninja Lou manages to pin Jericho's arms and legs to the ground with ninja weaponry.

Ninja Lou - "HA! Looks like I WIN. Now prepare for the end!"

Jericho - "No. This is wrong. How'd you find out about Operation: Laughalanche?"

Ninja Lou - "They told me you hit them with snowballs. This is just revenge. Standard Ninja-y stuff, you know!"

Jericho - "B-But they told me you hit them with snowballs. That's why I rigged the Rump Shaker's rump shaker to create a rump shaking dampening field which negates teleportation of any kind!"

Ninja Lou - *clenches fist* "PB. THAT SON OF A BITC....wait, how does a robotic shaking ass create a teleportation dampening field? How is that possible?"

Jericho - "It's basic rump science, really. See, the booty movement coincides with the matter transportatio..."

Both of them are hit with the Fxeppelin's payload of snow. Meanwhile, aboard the Fxeppelin.

Protoman Blues - *laughing* "You see, I told you all this would be fun!"

Vixy - "But sweetie, isn't Lou going to be furious when he gets out of there?"

Protoman Blues - "I bought him a few figures to help him get over it. As well as made him his favorite dish. After all, my dear. Revenge is a dish best stopped with Flan!

Quickie - "What about Jericho?"

Protoman Blues - *smirks* "What about Jericho!"

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I miss snow. I want some snow in NYC dammit! 

Also, I like the idea of Rump Science. I may explore this in the future! 

[Dr. Wily II]

You are such an ass.

[Sakura Leic]

Poor Lou.

Also I died at the 'There can only be Rye' part.

[Solar]

PB you magnificent bastard.

Guess it's a good thing I wasn't there to kick Jeri's ass at Marvel too

[Sakura Leic]

How do you get Lou into those contracts anyway?

[Protoman Blues]

I vouch for him.

[Sakura Leic]

That explains it.

[Protoman Blues]

You are such an ass.

I know! 

Also I died at the 'There can only be Rye' part.

Hahahaha!

PB you magnificent bastard.

Guess it's a good thing I wasn't there to kick Jeri's ass at Marvel too

That sounds like a challenge!

That explains it.

If I don't vouch for him, then who will?

[Sakura Leic]

I don't know, Hitomi isn't here anymore and we never did get that Nocture Lycan Ninja Laura.

[Quickman]

I want Flan.  I want Flan oh so badly.  I've never eaten it.  Perhaps it is high time I peruse the Mexican aisle at the store and buy the ingredients to make Flan!

[Protoman Blues]

The Ninja's mom makes Flan like no other. It's seriously soooooo good! 

Posted on: January 29, 2013, 03:12:41 AM

This is it. It's soooooooooo good! 

[Fxeni]

It looks pretty good! So does that robotic shaking rump, I bet!

[Sakura Leic]

I don't think I had good flan before.

[Protoman Blues]

The Agony Of Defeat

We join KoiDrake and Dr. Wily II at KoiDrake's Asteroid A. The A stands for Art.

KoiDrake - *escorting Dr. Wily II to the War Room* "And he invited you here?"

Dr. Wily II - "I'm as shocked as you are. Do you have any idea vhat this is all about?"

KoiDrake - "Yeaaaaaaah, I do. See, PB helped me enter this DarkStalkers contest that Capcom had held on the net. Mind you, I didn't have the highest of hopes. Buuuut PB was determined to win. Well, we didn't. He hasn't left my Asteroid A since. You know, the A stands for Art.

Dr. Wily II - *looking around at all the paintings* "So I see."

KoiDrake - "Hey, can I interest you in this Aile drawing. Might spruce up the old lair a bit!"

Dr. Wily II - *staring intently at Aile painting* "I'll pay ANY price!"

KoiDrake - "I'll have it sent to you. Ah, here we are. The War Room."

Dr. Wily II - "Might I ask, vhy do you have a Var Room?"

KoiDrake - "For War, dummy. You think artists are free from violence? I mean, forgoing the constant drawing requests from people. That's what the Turpentine Serpentine at the front gate was for. Then comes the art battles. The Paint Wars of 03' were a dark time filled with death, blood and the color Purporange. And the layers. THE. LAYERS."

Dr. Wily II - *entering the War Room* "Ooooookay.

Protoman Blues - "Wily II. It's about time you showed up!"

Dr. Wily II - "I vas surprised to get your call!"

Protoman Blues - "Listen Doc. I don't like you. I don't like your stupid coat. And I don't like your use of the letter V. However, Capcom has dared to deny KoiDrake and I victory in this contest. THEY SHALL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!!!!"

Dr. Wily II - *a slight tear in his eye while holding his coat* "Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"

KoiDrake - "Look, PB. It's okay. I didn't expect to win anyway. Let's just put down the blueprin..."

Protoman Blues - *ignoring and interrupting KoiDrake* "So look here, Doc. I have the blueprints to JapCom's headquarters. What I need are a few Robot Masters to help me assault the compound and claim our prize. Perhaps a Hypno Man of some kind to change the contest judges minds."

Dr. Wily II - "....Vhat is vrong vith my coat?"

Protoman Blues - "Or, perhaps a Chrono Man to go back in time to change the vote in the first place! Then we won't need a Hypno Man at all. No wait, we'll still need Hypno Man to ensure to judges make the proper vote. Finally we'll need a..."

Dr. Wily II - *ignoring PB while looking at KoiDrake* "....Seriously, i-is something vrong vith my coat?"

KoiDrake - "It looks fine to me."

Protoman Blues - "...and a Pigeon Man to [parasitic bomb] on their cars! That should cover it. Soon, Koi. Soon we shall have our REVENGE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

KoiDrake - *shrugs* "I suppose. Look, I'll be in my studio if you two need me!"

Later, at Dr. Wily's World Domination Station...

Dr. Wily II - "COAT MAN. FRONT AND CENTER!"

CoatMan - "Yes Master!"

Dr. Wily II - "You vill begin designs on a new lab coat for me!"

CoatMan - *curious* "What was wrong with your old coat?"

Dr. Wily II - "SILENCE!"

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PB does not take defeat very well!