The only Trek I've had the chance to see is the reboot movie, what could be an appropiate position for me? Well, besides red shirt.
I'll find a spot for you!
What the heck is a Pinpoint Barrier Massage?
A Robotech technique pervertedly transformed into a massage!
Posted on: February 21, 2013, 01:12:39 PM
Star Trek: Fxeterprize (Part 2: Stations)
Aboard the U.S.S. Fxeterprize, still docked at SexStation 2069, Captain Fxeni and Commander Blues are inspecting the ship and going over the recent additions to the crew.
Fxeni - "Really? Archer for the position of Ship's Counselor, number one?"
Protoman Blues - "Have I mentioned how much I love that you call me that?"
Fxeni - "Yes. You have. Numerous times."
Protoman Blues - "Just making sure. As for Archer, he's perfect for the position. He has a strong personality and therefore won't be intimidated by the crew's problems or stress. Plus he calls it like he sees it."
Fxeni - "Very well. Make it so, number one! As for your choice of our Engineer..."
Protoman Blues - "I know I know. But really, he's the only one who can understand warp field mechanics!"
Fxeni - "He's INSANE!"
Protoman Blues - "You'd be surprised how much genius and insanity have sex togeth..." *interrupted by Wily II over the comm system*
Dr. Wily II - "CAPTAIN. VE ARE LOOKING AT A POTENTIAL VARP CORE BREACH!! EVACUATE THE SHIP IMMEDIATELY!!"
Fxeni - *sighs* "No we're not, Lt. Commander Wily II. Stop playing around and make sure we are ready to launch at 22:00."
Dr. Wily II - "AYE CAPTAIN! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!" *closes comm system*
Protoman Blues - *feels Captain Fxeni just staring at him* "...Again, we really don't have many options. I'll get Archer to talk to him!"
Fxeni - "Think it'll help?"
Protoman Blues - "...No."
Fxeni - "Okay. That's two. Who else do we have?"
Protoman Blues - "Let's see here... Oh, I have Vixy as our communications officer. She's fluent in many dialects. She also possess the most heavenly voice, as well as a wicked tongue. Next up, I've assigned Sakura to be our tactical officer. She's very skilled in the field since, you know, I trained her. I also got Solar to be our Doctor, because he's Mexican!"
Fxeni - *stunned* "...what the hell is wrong with you?"
Protoman Blues - "What? Vixy's tongue is extremely skilled at..."
Fxeni - "NOT THAT! I meant Solar!"
Protoman Blues - "He surprisingly knows a lot frontier space medicine!"
Fxeni - "Then why did you mention that he's Mexican?"
Protoman Blues - "...have you ever watched Star Trek? We have to be diversified here! Hell, if we had any Eskimos on RPM I'd have picked them for a Helmsman!"
Ninja Lou - *walking past Fxeni and PB with future security officers* "...and if you get caught in phaser fire, you'll be expected to jump in the way and take it in the chest or groin area. Also, while on alien planets, try every plant possible just to be..."
Fxeni - "Do you have a pick for Helmsman?"
Protoman Blues - "Actually, I was thinking about Cephi for the role!"
Fxeni - "Hmmmm. Experienced with space fighters and piloting. Makes sense!"
Protoman Blues - "Plus she's a little cutie!"
Fxeni - *sighs* "...your motives are concerning at times, number one!"
Quickie - "walks past Fxeni and PB with Solar* "...nose ridges look amazing. Thanks for the cosmetics, Doctor Solar. May you walk with the Prophets!"
Protoman Blues - *sees Quickie as a Bajoran* "I'll...get back to you on the rest of the crew, Captain. I have to go....debrief Commander Quickie...for science!" *runs after Quickie*
Fxeni - "...Why couldn't he be more Vulcan?" *interrupted by Dr. Wily II on the comm system!*
Dr. Wily II - "CAPTAIN!!! VE ARE LOOKING AT ANOTHER VARP CORE BREACH! RUN AVAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA..."
Fxeni - *hits comm button* "Lt. Archer. For the love of GOD, report to Engineering!"
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Well that should be all of the official crew members we need. Still though, if anyone else wants to join, I'll always be able to find a spot for you!
This is going to be a silly voyage!