The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories

[Ninja Lou]

Who did sick the bounty hunter on him though?   Who indeed.

Wil

[Protoman Blues]

Wil

REALLY?  WIL?  WITH. WHAT. MONEY?  These are BOUNTY HUNTERS!  They don't exactly accept Magic Beans!

[Sakura Leic]

Hmm it had to be someone with a lot of money and maybe a grudge against Lou or not.

[Nekomata]

it was PB.

[Protoman Blues]

it was PB.

LoL, I'd never hire a bounty hunter on Lou.  Just like I'd never want him dead.  Who else would I torment? 

[borockman]

Hoohoo, what's this? two new entries in GoRPM?

Lol hilarious, love the parody of certain member.

Hmm, the last one is lol, can't wait for the part 2.

[Nekomata]

LoL, I'd never hire a bounty hunter on Lou.  Just like I'd never want him dead.  Who else would I torment? 

sure you don't, Joker.

[Jericho]

Great story PB. Needed more tomatoes though.

[Dr. Wily II]

...
What the...

Oh boy, I have a bad feeling about this... Big project of yours...
... Can't wait to see part 2.

[Protoman Blues]

We Have Come To Terms

A few weeks after PB's meeting with Hitomi...

"It's been a few weeks since my meeting with Hitomi.  I'm not sure if construction has begun yet on SexStation 2069, or even if Tsuyoshi got even a sip of the Mango Lemonade that I gave to her.  In fact, there are a lot of things I'm unsure of now.  It's been a week since I've been to the Sex Shack, so was PBPB handling everything okay?  Did Lou ever deliver those Wii's to Super Kitsu in exchange for knowledge of the Succubus Spell of Serathe?  Would the Shield Generator hold up for much longer?"

Flame - "Um, PB?"

Protoman Blues - *turns around in his automatic chair* "Sorry Flame, I was deep in thought.  What's up?"

Flame - "Well, I just wanted to know how you liked the place so far?"

Protoman Blues - "Oh, it's fantastic.  I mean, the Earth looks awesome from up here!"

The scene pulls away from the window to the site of PB's Intergalactic Sex Shack orbiting the Earth.

Flame - "So when can I expect the full payment for this?"

Protoman Blues - "Well you have the money and secret Erotic Potion #17 recipe that I gave you.  Ninja Lou should be dropping off your Wii's soon."  *touches Comm-Link* "OrbitMan.  Status report on the shields!"

OrbitMan - *walking around Engineering with balls orbiting around his head* "Aye Captain, the shield is holding.  The generator down on the planet is a powerful lass.  She'll hold together till we're 100% ready."

Protoman Blues - "Excellent work, OrbitMan.  Keep me posted!" *touches Comm-Link again* "CometWoman.  How goes the construction on the Concave Dish Eroticism Beam Superlaser?"

CometWomen - *her tits are giant comets* "Well as I've mentioned, we cannot create a giant beam that will destroy a planet population's inhibitions and make them horny, for both technological and moral reasons.  But, we've been able to create one that will localize an entire city or town.  That's all your getting!"

Protoman Blues - *sigh* "Very well.  Proceed on schedule then." *turns to Flame* "My own robots and they talk back."

Flame - "When did you get Robot Masters?"

Protoman Blues - "I asked Dr. Wily II to build me some galactic inspired Robot Masters to help run the ISS.  I figured they'd be good for space operations, plus CometWoman has giant comets for tits!  You know, Cometits!"  

Flame - ".....Okay then.  Well, I should be off."

Protoman Blues - "Very well then." *touches Comm-Link* "GalaxyMan, report to the bridge!"

Flame - "GalaxyMan?"

Protoman Blues - "Well I figured I'd need a vet to show these newbies around.  Plus, I've had Dr. Wily II modify GalaxyMan so he fits in with the place better!" *hears music coming from the Turbo Lift* "Ah, here he comes now!"

As the Turbo Lift doors open,  GalaxyMan in his new Disco UFO mode comes flying out, playing his Galaxy Fantasy loudly through his speakers.

Flame - *Galaxy Fantasy blaring into his ears* "That doesn't turn off, does it?"

Protoman Blues - "Why would it?  GalaxyMan, escort Flame to Transporter Room 3, and make sure he beams down with his clothes on!"

GalaxyMan - *constantly playing Galaxy Fantasy* "Aye Aye, Bay-bee!"

Protoman Blues - *"We're having problems with the Transporter's clothes removal feature.  Hopefully it's fixed by now.  Have a safe trip!" *starts bopping his head to Galaxy Fantasy*

Flame - "...what have I done..."

Meanwhile, back at Greedo's Cantina, in the Carbon Freezing Chamber...

Ninja Lou - *captured in a restraining force field* "But I just don't understand why, Quickie?  Why would you send this Bounty Hunter trash after me?"

IG-88 - "UM, I'M. STAND.ING. RIGHT. HERE..."

Quickie - "You were suppose to deliver a few Wii's to the Cantina over a month ago, but it seems you dropped your cargo at the first sign of trouble, like a pansy-ass.  I swear, why is delivering cargo so [tornado fang]ing difficult for some people?"

Ninja Lou - "...I don't know what you're talking about.  I've never even been in the cargo business before, and I never agreed to such a thing."

Quickie - "Enough of your lies.  Hitomi handled the negotiations personally.  You were to deliver 4 Wii's to the Cantina, and in exchange PB and I gave her a T-14 Hyperdrive for a J-Type Nubian."

IG-88 - "IT. WAS. A. FAIR. DEAL."

Ninja Lou - *being put on the Carbon Freezing Machine, all confused* "B-but.......WHAT?"

Quickie - "Since I don't have any Wii's in my Cantina yet, I'll need a new decoration for the place until I can get some.  Jawas, lower him in!"

Jawa - "OOOOH TI DI!"

Ninja Lou - *being lowered into the Carbon Freezing Chamber and thinking back to recent events* "W-wait a minute.  This explains EVERYTHING.  THE CALLS, THE DEMANDS, THE ATTACKS!  THOSE TWO BACKSTABBING... Quickie, wait.  Listen.  It's not my fault."

Quickie - "Bah, spare me your rebel excuses!"

Ninja Lou - *still being lowered* "B-but I can get you the Wii's.  I-In fact, why'd didn't you just buy Wii's instead of paying much more money for a bounty hunt..." *frozen in Carbonite*

Quickie - *handing money to IG-88* "That'll teach him to go back on our deal!"

IG-88 - *taking money from Quickie* "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."



See, Lou's gotta start delivering on those Wii's and not go back on his agreements, or else he gets frozen in Carbonite.  

Well, with the ISS almost finished, and the SexStation 2069 currently under construction, everything seems to be going PB's way.  OR IS IT?  Well yes, it is, but for how long, who knows?  After all, can Dr. Wily II be trusted to build me obedient Robot Masters?  Will Hitomi & Tsuyoshi attack me for having another space station after I negotiated one from them?  Will Lou ever be free of the Carbonite?  Will Flame ever make another appearance?  STAY TUNED!

[Quickman]

Yay!  I now have a new desk!

[Night]

Your room must look so lively

[Protoman Blues]

Yay!  I now have a new desk!

I guess everything worked out in the end! 

[Kit]

So Lou was taking some the Wii's to me so I could reveal the Succubus Spell of Serathe?

I bet I'm gonna teleport into a coffee cup just like the last time. Which reminds me, I gotta go and change somethings about my little file on Kitsu lol.

[Protoman Blues]

You already revealed to me the Succubus Spell of Serathe.  LoL, Lou still owes you the Wii though!   

[Jericho]

Call me stupid, but the funniest thing that happened in that chapter out of the blue was IG-88's final decision. "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."

Classic.

[Protoman Blues]

Call me stupid, but the funniest thing that happened in that chapter out of the blue was IG-88's final decision. "I. AM. GO.ING. TO. BUY. A. P.S.THREE."

Classic.

It's the little things like that which make me happy to hear!   

[Kit]

I can't wait to show up randomly!

[Protoman Blues]

I can't wait to show up randomly!

Randomly is what I do best! 

[Fxeni]

Very nice references all across the board there, PB. Very nice

[Sakura Leic]

So Quickie sent the bounty hunter...I wouldn't put it past her but, dang.  Poor Lou I hope he gets out...if it's possible, I don't know, I don't watch Star Wars movies.  I bet even though Quickie did have enough money to buy a Wii she did just to to make Lou suffer. 

I can't wait to show up randomly!

I wish I could too.

[Protoman Blues]

I bet even though Quickie did have enough money to buy a Wii she did just to to make Lou suffer.  

She sure did!  

I wish I could too.

Oh, you know I love having you in my Egoprentice!

[Dr. Wily II]

... After reading that...
I feel like spriting up Orbit Man and Comet Woman.

[Protoman Blues]

You're more than welcome too!   

[Dr. Wily II]

Alright... Goes into the list of plan to do...