The Galaxy of Rockman Perfect Memories

[Jericho]

I love how I was both the only one giving it a chance and the one with the strongest "DO NOT WANT" reaction in the group after it was unveiled. Very true to life there.

Meanwhile, I must say that it was a brilliant homage to our former member. It needed more "official recognization from Nintendo" however.

[Nekomata]

please tell me i casted magic missile D:

[Protoman Blues]

please tell me i casted magic missile D:

You casted Magic Missile!

[The Great Gonzo]

I'll bet I was the one in the background wondering when PB would go back to sexing up RS-Rock thinking "BAN THIS TOOL!"

[Protoman Blues]

I'll bet I was the one in the background wondering when PB would go back to sexing up RS-Rock thinking "BAN THIS TOOL!"

LoL, oh Gonzie!  Hopefully Rock will come and rescue me in Rush Marine!   

[Wanda Bear]

I still find this thread the highlight of my days.

[Sakura Leic]

I don't think you're getting worse at the comedy yet, but I never expected this. 

[Protoman Blues]

I still find this thread the highlight of my days.

Awwww that's so sweet.  Thanx Wanda!   

I don't think you're getting worse at the comedy yet, but I never expected this. 

Remember what I taught you, young one.  Expect the unexpected.

[Sakura Leic]

I don't seem to remember you teaching me that...I think.

[Protoman Blues]

Oh.  Well then, expect the unexpected!   

[Dr. Wily II]

... PB. You are a genius.
I'LL TAKE 10!

Ahem, that was just brilliant, really.
What a homage it was. *downloads theme*

[Protoman Blues]

Hitomi The Negotiator

It is a dark and stormy night.  Protoman Blues can be seen walking out of his Sex Shack in a black trench and a fedora.  

"It was the chance of a lifetime.  An expansion so grand, it could only be imagined by Quest or Venture-like super scientists.  This city, no, this world is in need of what I have to offer them.  However, a project of this magnitude would take more than a simple bottle of Mango Lemonade to pay off.  It would require a substantial price, some careful bargaining, but most of all, it would require dealing with...her."

PB's can see Hitomi's Shack of Weaponry in the distance.

"Hitomi Agada.  A negotiator of the highest caliber, with eyes that can pierce into wallets and strip them clean before the contract has even been signed.  Since her brother was the one who made me the offer, there was no choice but to go through her.  I wish there was another way, but despite everything I'm about to go through, I'm always excited to deal with the best of the best in any field."

PB walks into Hitomi's Shack of Weaponry

Hitomi Agada - "You're late, PB!"

Protoman Blues - "Had to make sure my shack was looked after."

Hitomi Agada - "Checking if all your guests are lovin' properly?"

Protoman Blues - "That's PBPB's job.  You know that better than anyone!"

Hitomi Agada - "Okay, enough small talk.  Let's get down to business.  And if you start taking off your pants, I'll chop it the [tornado fang] off!"

Protoman Blues - *taking off coat* "Business first and pleasure later, my dear.  Isn't Yoshi here?"

Hitomi Agada - "I'm handling negotiations.  His presence isn't needed here!"

Meanwhile, on the moon...

Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses* "I hope she gets me that bottle of Mango Lemonade."

Back at the Shack...

Hitomi Agada - "You think my brother would do this for you for a single bottle of Mango Lemonade?"

Protoman Blues - "Three bottles?"

Hitomi Agada - "Get the hell out of my shack!"

Protoman Blues - "Only kidding, of course.  Now look, what about the Wii that Lou owes you?"

Hitomi Agada - "If this was a simple upgrade, that might be acceptable.  But we're also allowing you the area where it will be, so a Wii is still not enough."

Protoman Blues - *drinks Mango Lemonade* "How about a lightsaber?"

Hitomi Agada - *drinking Vodka Martini*  "...you do realize you're in a shack of [tornado fang]ing WEAPONRY, don't you?"

Protoman Blues - "Still, this one says "Bad [chameleon sting]er" on it."

Hitomi Agada - "...not good enough."

Meanwhile at Lou's Training Ground, Lou is sparring against Flame, Fxeni, and Jericho...

Flame - "Lou, you okay?  Why'd you stop?"

Ninja Lou - "...I don't know.  I just have this funny feeling that something bad is about to happen."

Fxeni - "Like a Spider-Sense?"



Ninja Lou - "...More like an [dark hold]-Sense..."

Jericho, Flame, & Fxeni look at each other...

Jericho - "PB?"

Flame - "PB!"

Fxeni - "Definitely PB!"

Back at the Shack of Weaponry...

Protoman Blues - "...That wasn't part of the deal, Hitomi.  Nor was giving Lou to this Bounty Hunter!"

IG-88 - "HEL.LO!"

Hitomi Agada - "I am altering the deal.  PRAY I don't alter it any further!"

Protoman Blues - "...Okay, so here's the offer so far.  I get the place and the space, and in return Lou gets you a Lightsaber, your own Valkyrie, and a Wii, and I will get you some of his DNA so you can create Nocturne Lycan Ninja Laura!  Also, IG-88 here gets to take Ninja Lou, dead."

IG-88 - "ACTUALLY. I. NEED. HIM. ALIVE."

Hitomi Agada - "Don't forget, Yoshi & I have free access to the place at all times, whenever we want!"

Protoman Blues - "Well, I thought that went without saying.  Besides, when have I ever cheated you before?"

Hitomi Agada - "Your cheap ass prize for that Pokemon tournament, and then there was the..."

Protoman Blues - "Okay okay.  Point taken.  Well, I believe that's everything.  Anything else?"

Hitomi Agada - "No.  These terms are acceptable.  Negotiations are over."  *shakes PB's hand*

Protoman Blues - *shakes Hitomi's hand* "Deal.  Oh man, I can't wait!"

Hitomi Agada - "You can and you will, actually.  Construction of this magnitude will take time!"  

Protoman Blues - "Well I know I've hired the right person!  Pleasure doing business with you!  Here's a complimentary bottle of Mango Lemonade as well.  Later!" *grabs coat and walks out as Hitomi beams back to the Moon*

Back on the Moon...

Tsuyoshi - *working on the Wellington MkII while wearing sunglasses" So how'd it go?  

Hitomi Agada - "He agreed to it.  Here's your bottle." *tosses Mango Lemonade to Yoshi*

Tsuyoshi - *catches it without looking* "Thanx.  Get anything for yourself?"

Hitomi Agada - "Just some odds and ends!"

Back at the Shack...

IG-88 - "...SO....I'LL. JUST. WAIT. FOR. LOU. HERE, THEN!"



The opening italic speech of this is meant to be PB's inner monologue as he's walking towards Hitomi's.  Sort of like Big O.  Hell, that's what I was listening to as I was writing it.  Very noir-ish.  Either way, it figures that a negotiation between Hitomi & myself, involving Yoshi & Lou, would consist of us making deals without either of them present.   Also, IG-88 for no reason!  

What did I just make a deal for though?  You'll have to wait and see to find out!  

[Gotham Ranger]

I totally expected Hitomi in a giant [tornado fang]ing megadeus

[Nekomata]

we have not come to terms.

[Wanda Bear]

[insert Lethal Weapon 4 laughter] Cant wait for part 2! ^^

[Solar]

Looking forward to the next part, I want to see what THAT is.

[Ninja Lou]

Ass-hole sense tingling!!

[Protoman Blues]

Ass-hole sense tingling!!

Oh come on?  Don't you want a Female Lycan version of yourself to spar with?   

[Fxeni]

Nice as always, should be interesting to see the follow-up to this

[Sakura Leic]

Wow though this kinda makes me wonder what kinda job I want to get here for some really strange reason, since I don't want to work at the shack.  But why sick a bounty hunter on Lou?

[Fxeni]

Lou enjoys sparring with difficult opponents... isn't that right Lou?

[Wanda Bear]

Lou enjoys sparring with difficult opponents... isn't that right Lou?

Very true!

[Ninja Lou]

LoL its true. The better the opponent the better I get. =) We all need to play brawl together soon

[Protoman Blues]

But why sick a bounty hunter on Lou?

I didn't sick the bounty hunter on him.  I'm just giving Lou up to him!

Who did sick the bounty hunter on him though?   Who indeed.

[Quickman]

Well, I wanted a Wii as well, so... 

Anywho... cute.  The monologue and "[dark hold]-sense" made me laugh.