"Take out!" StrangeMan opened the sack, which was filled with various fast food products. "Some of the ketchup sacks just got squished...though I did step on some goombas...accidently of course..."
*Flashback*
On a nearby camp, about ten minutes ago, were an old goomba and his grandchildren. The goomba was just finishing a ghost story about a certain red wearing character...
Granpapa Goomba: ...And that's why you should never eat spaghetti and meatballs in the forest kids, or Mario will get ya!
Ltl Sis Goomba: Papa, don't scare us like that!
Big Bro Goomba: Don't be such baby Sis, Mario probably just a big wimp.
Granpapa Goomba: That's what all the other goombas thought. That is, before they got squished, and that was before they heard his footsteps...stomp...stomp...stomp and thump, getting closer and closer...
Just then, the children goomba saw a tall and wide shadow, creeping from the bushes.
Big Bro Goomba: Uh...G-G-Granpapa...
Granpapa Goomba: ...Stomp and thump, then he stopped right behind the unexpecting camper, and looked at him with his...dark blue eyes...
The shadow kept closing in on the unexpecting old goomba, slowly, eeriely, and bloodthirstly.
Ltl Sis: B-B-But G-Grandpapa...
Granpapa: Oh what is it!
The Granfather Goomba looked behind, and saw the dreaded Mario. His face quickly became pale, as fear enveloped his entire body.
Da Real Mario: It's-a-me...Mario
Mario then jumpe don the poor defenseless goomba, and squished him.
Children Goomba: GRANPAPA!!
And the plumber jumped...and jumped...and jumped on the old coot, till he was nothing but a messy puddle of blood on the ground. He looked at the children...and laughed.
Mario: OH ho ho ho ho ho...YAHOO!!
And off he went, jumping to perhaps another unsespecting goomba's camping grounds.
Ltl Sis: ...sniff...Granpapa...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
The girl goomba cried on her big brother's...right side of his head.
Then StrangeMan popped out from another nearby bush.
Moi: Damn that line was long, but I finaly got us some fo-
StrangeMan then stepped on something squishy.
Moi: ...Crap I steped on some dog...that is not dog doo doo.
StrangeMan stared at his feet, looking at the puddle of blood and the undiscribable pieces of goomba flesh. He then looked at the frightened goomba children.
Moi: Well now...this is awkward.
*Back in the present (PS: Sorry I had to use your method of writing for this section AS, but I was kinda in a hurry)
"...Which reminds me" Said Strangeman, digging through the pile of fast food. "We have some new traveling companions" StrangeMan revealed the two goomba children, who were covered in ketchup and eating some of the food.
Meanwhile, in the river...
On the rapids of the river, emerged a slightly hurt donkey. "GAAAAAAAAAAGH How dare that punk treat me so, does he even know who he was dealing with!? GRRRRRR When I get my hands...er...hooves on him, I'll-" His cellphone then began to rang. "Oh...my phones ringing. YEEHAA HA HA HA! Good thing it's water proof...hello, Donkily Ponchuou speaking, who may I ask is calling...oh boss it's you, hows it going?...what...I've been assigned to get a BioStar? But I found one nearby!...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE ALREADY GOT SOMEONE ELSE ON IT!!" After that rude remark, His boss shouted violently through the donkey's cellphone. "GAAAAAAAGH Okay, okay, sorry for shouting, just don't shout at my ears, they're very sensitive you know...uh huh...okay...sigh...I got it...yeah see ya."
He hanged up and shoutted: "YOU GOT LUCKY PUNK, PERHAPS YOU WON'T SEE MY VENGENCE TODAY OR TOMMORROW, BUT ONE DAY, YOU SHALL REGRET EVER MESSING WITH THIS DONKEY! YEEHAA HA HA HA!!" And he drifted down the river, to places unknown.