The suspenders wearing man, was jumping, punching, body slamming, and yes, even sliding his way through the weak hordes of enemies, making his way to Aldo's Throne Room, he was just at another bridge in the lava pits, he kept on sliding...until...
"Yah.....hooo?" The red man looks down at the lava pit he was about to fall in. "Oh Blues-a-mia" he then fell in...luckily he didn't burn to death, for some reason. "AY YAI AI AI AI AI!!" Screamed the red man in pain, making it bact to the beggining of the brocken down bridge. His buttocks were almost roasted thanks to the lava.
"...Note to self, never slide in rooms with ruined bridges and lava, it's not healthy for one's ass" Out of nowhere, a donkey appeared "YEEE-HAAA" was the sound that made the animal. "Not now Donkiton, I gotta go save-a-da princess!" The Red man continued to jump his way to the lava filled room.
"...Perhaps not now StrangeMan, but soon. Soon we will have to face each other one day...and you-shall-DIE! YEEHA HA HA HA YEEHAAA!!" Said the very bad donkey.