*Bowyer, still enduring a machine gun's worth of buster shots, managed to stand up and bolster himself long enough to shoot one arrow. But, it was of no use. The arrow got sucked into the Gravity Well. HP Level, Bowyer: 0%.*
"There. Now for the oth---HEY!"
*Aldo's Troopas ran up to Bowyer's remains and grabbed 30 coins!*
"HEY GIMME THOSE! ...hey, wait, better yet, you can have that, I'll take the star."
*Aldo grabbed the Green Biostar. ...in the wrong place!*
Kalmar: "WHOA! Hey, watch it, sir! Those are my glutes you just grabbed!"
Aldo: "Hey, I may be evil, but I'm not that kind of guy! Sorry about that."
Kalmar: "Quite alright."
Aldo: "So...now you're an official Troopa of the great and powerful Aldo!"
Kalmar: "Ah...great...well, where is he?"
Aldo: "YOU'RE LOOKING AT HIM. WHAT USE ARE YOU TO ME?"
Kalmar: "YIKE! Well, I do this!"
*Aldo turned and noticed a bunch of arrows...hopping away...*
"This just gets weirder and weirder."
*Kalmar turned the arrows into stars, which ascended into the sky.*
Aldo: "AHA! PERFECT! You can turn my enemies into stars?!"
Kalmar: "Well, if they're weak of will and sou..."
Aldo: "Yeah, yeah, don't go and get all preachy on me. My nemesis is done for sure! And that strange man if he shows up, too."
*Aldo turns to his remaining Troopas.*
"Alright Troopas, we've wasted enough time, here. I can see Moleville Mountain now that I destroyed a good part of the forest, so, MARCH! MARCH! MARCH!"
*Aldo and his Troopas would soon arrive at Moleville Mountain.*
Light Blue - Klevar: Available upon Defeating Mack the Knife
Green - Kalmar: Aldo
Orange - Mamar: N/A
Purple - Skolar: White-Jet
Blue - Muskular: N/A
Red - Misstar: N/A
Yellow - Eldstar: ???