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Zx · **on:** April 29, 2009, 04:38:06 AM

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Jodi Wykle knew her son would be thrilled when she gave him a new Nintendo DS for his birthday.

Instead, he was rocked.

According to WTSP-TV, the confused teen opened up his gift only to find bunch of stones and a rolled up Chinese newspaper in place of the popular handheld.

All I got was a rock.

Needless to say, mom was equally stunned.

"When he opened it, he was pulling the seal off, my sister-in-law carries a pocket knife and she opened it and that's when he pulled it out and it was Chinese newspaper and a bunch of rocks," she explained.

The troubling discovery prompted the Florida woman to contact the local Wal-Mart where she bought the curious box and complain, but reportedly workers there told her it wasn't their problem and that she should contact Nintendo instead. Of course, Nintendo told her roughly the same thing, leaving mother and son with a $138 box of rocks.

"They don't want to do nothing. They want me to keep the box of rocks. I'm not buying a box of rocks for $138," she said.

Amazingly enough, however, Wal-Mart soon caved after learning that the same box of rocks had been previously returned by another disgruntled customer. How exactly it made it back onto store shelves remains a mystery, but for her troubles, Wykle was given a full refund and a $20 gift card.

It's not the first time Wal-Mart has gotten into hot water for selling a questionable handheld. Earlier this month, a PSP system bought at a different Wal-Mart store in Florida was found to contain a memory stick filled with pornographic images.

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/florida-teen-finds-rocks-in-nintendo-ds-box/1308945

A $20 gift card!? [tornado fang] yeah!

Mod power abuse - Yeah, I couldn't help myself.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:41:01 AM

COOL STORY, BABIES.

But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.

Klavier Gavin · **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:42:21 AM

Old news indeed.

Quote from: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 04:41:01 AM

But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.

That still makes me lol.

Sky Child · **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:42:38 AM

Quote from: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 04:41:01 AM

But that reminded me of seeing the video on YouTube about a boy getting a PSP for his birthday and it's memory card had porn on it.

That was in the article.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:43:31 AM

I didn't read no article.
I just read the quote.
[tornado fang] link clicking!

Satoryu · **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:17:51 AM

the quote is the article.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:19:06 AM

When I read it, there was nothing of the PSP and porn.
I either missed it, or it got edited in to make me look like a fool.
Which is totally what everyone has been doing these past few days. >: |

Solar · **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:39:08 AM

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It's not the first time Wal-Mart has gotten into hot water for selling a questionable handheld. Earlier this month, a PSP system bought at a different Wal-Mart store in Florida was found to contain a memory stick filled with pornographic images.

No one edited it, it's just the very last line of the article =P

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:43:31 AM

I didn't read it.
I stopped at the gift card stuff.
Don't know why though.
Too long ago, long term memory loss.

Sub Tank · **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:48:28 AM

i definitely didn't change the subject title

Jericho · **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:04:47 AM

I'm reallllly tempted to do so now.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:05:52 AM

Quote from: Sub Tank on April 29, 2009, 05:48:28 AM

i definitely didn't change the subject title

Please draw this.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:06:48 AM

How does he draw it?

Oh wait, with tits right?

borockman · **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:08:31 AM

That sounds very gory now.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:11:04 AM

Quote from: Rad Lionheart on April 29, 2009, 06:06:48 AM

How does he draw it?

Oh wait, with tits right?

I'd think the girl opening it would have tits, and be shocked by the NDS box full of Cocks.

Jericho · **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:13:50 AM

Until she realizes that it's a box full of cocks.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:23:52 AM

Oh my! Caulks you say?

Jericho · **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:29:37 AM

Thread title change for relevance.

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:32:51 AM

Nice, good call.

Romantic Fool · **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:40:18 AM

Well at least this isn't as bad as that boy who got his dick bitten off by a calf.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Jericho · **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:41:12 AM

Dear God, that had to hur--

Wait, what was he doing exposing his dick to a calf? ???

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:42:19 AM

I kinda wanted to know, but now I don't.

Solar · **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:42:36 AM

Your minds would be better off not knowing.

borockman · **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:42:52 AM

Dare games gone wrong?

Rad Lionheart · **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2009, 06:44:40 AM

News

OMG! My NDS box is full of rocks! (Or ITT: Dick In A Box)