Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[irgpie]

Holds the world record for fastest run down Lombard Street.. backwards on a tricycle missing its rear left tire. Estimated time clocked in was 6 hours, 23 minutes and 43.5 seconds with only 33 wipeouts and 15 pit stops for quick maintenance.

[Mirby]

Once banished the entire Earth to a hellish dimension, and some say he still hasn't sent it back.

(i love this thread because even if someone posts before i can, i don't have to change anything)

[Suppercut ♡]

Makes her posts quickly.

[Mirby]

Is the founder of Hot Topic.

[Suppercut ♡]

Is the founder of Hot Topic.

WHAT
NAAAAAAWWWWWW

Is the founder of Justin Bieber's record label.

TAKE THAT

[Archer]

When he says he isn't a Shana fanboy he actually means it.

[Phi]

Retard.

[Archer]

Put an incredible amount of effort into that post.

[Suppercut ♡]

Changed a lot since we last met.

Also has a lot of proof that I'm a Shana fanboy.

[Archer]

Changed a lot since we last met.

I make one tiny comment towards you and suddenly I hate you and I'm out to get you.

Jeez you're so sensitive, do you want an apology or something?

[Police Girl]

An [dark hold] with no redeeming qualities.

[Sakura Leic]

Some douchebag who beats children.

[Police Girl]

A man-shaped-karaoke machine that kills people with really poor music selection.

[irgpie]

managed to recite the entire Dewy Decimal System catalogue in morse code, via blinking, in under twelve seconds. also while underwater and trying to escape a straight jacker tied in chains. 1.3 billion viewers tuned in to watch.

[Archer]

horrible in general

[Mirby]

genuinely enjoys everything and is never disappointed about anything

[Phi]

Her quote of me is a fantastic representation of what I have to offer.

genuinely enjoys everything and is never disappointed about anything

No one is like that.

[Archer]

Sure likes to come go on Skype a lot.

[Sapphire Knight]

He claims to have a Cerberus skeleton, but it's really just a wolf skeleton with 2 extra skulls attached in the wrong places.

[Mirby]

Is actually a sentient can of grape soda controlling a biomechanical facsimile of a person.

[Sapphire Knight]

[parasitic bomb]! My secret's been discovered!

Is really a sentient rubber mask possessing a human host.

[Archer]

His name is short for Super Kingfish

[Mr. Haxwell]

Most uninteresting poster on this board.

[Archer]

He makes sense.

[Sapphire Knight]

Once tried to evade the Galactic Police by pretending to be a head of lettuce, leading to a perfectly innocent head of lettuce being arrested in their place.