Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Archer]

Hates logs.

[ViperAcidZX]

Ichigo Harem lover!

[Archer]

Niel Tu Harem lover!

This is a lie?

[ViperAcidZX]

This is a lie?

Fix'd.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Easily impressed by any game.

[xnamkcor]

Considers "Hanging out at Starbucks for hours on end drinking coffee" a normal passtime.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is Shenlong.

[Frozen Potato]

A living sapphire and he himself priced almost infinity zillion dolars

[Emiri Landeel]

Is Marisa.

[Mirby]

Can actually assume the forms of the girls in signature

[Frozen Potato]

Came from out of                                   "space"

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Is streaming a live camera feed of my bedroom.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is Dr Mario.

[xnamkcor]

Can't spell Saphire right

[Mirby]

Can only spell names backwards.

[Blackhook]

Is a talking broom

[Mirby]

Is a talking skyscraper in the middle of the liquid metal hydrogen oceans of Jupiter.

[ViperAcidZX]

Recently divorced Ms. Domino. It was not pretty.

[borockman]

Recently divorced Mr. Domino, it was the most beautiful thing in this world.

[Black Mage J]

Licked a dominos pizza store using the tongues of the squeaky voiced teens thriving there.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

"Fixed the cable" in a porno.

[xnamkcor]

His name is etylyhteN.

[Sapphire Knight]

Is the virus that made me wipe my computer.

[Mimic]

Is able to end life as we know it by doing a little dance to the song "The Final Countdown"

[Irgendein]

Is succeeding in his goal.