Make up a Crazy Lie about the Above Poster

[Joseph Collins]

Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.

... can't crack a hard-boiled egg without hanging upside-down from a living room ceiling fan.

[spoiler=Hey, Caria...]You make the best damn Crazy Lies.  Seriously!  X3[/spoiler]

[Sakura Leic]

Huddles in peoples closets.

[Protoman Blues]

Can take off her pants by just staring at them intently!

[Sakura Leic]

Can rip his shirt to shreads with a mere thought.

[Protoman Blues]

Can do that awesome hair flowing in the wind pose in slow-mo!

[Sakura Leic]

Taught me how to do that.

[irgpie]

Is the only known human individual to reach terminal velocity by tripping on an untied shoelace

[Protoman Blues]

Fills her goggles with Orange Juice

[Sakura Leic]

Runs a pizzeria that has created the unusual Mango Lemonade flavored pizza.

[irgpie]

Punched 43 people in the abdomen at a local Wal-Mart upon the dreadful discovery that all her 5% off coupons expired 4 days prior. The case was taken to court and settled with a fine of $15 and 3 bags of Chex Mix or something of equivalent value.

[Mirby]

Once burped and created a black hole.

[Joseph Collins]

... once dated the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man's second-cousin.

[spoiler=Lolololol]*is laughing so hard from the PB/Saku exchange*[/spoiler]

[Protoman Blues]

Has a giant cane that is 100% Banana Shaped.

[Suppercut ♡]

is an incredibly feminine woman.

[Protoman Blues]

Gets every single haircut at a Supercuts!

[Sakura Leic]

His hair isn't normally spiky, his own Ego makes it spiky by sheer force of will.

[Protoman Blues]

She can shorten and lengthen her hair anytime she wants.

[Amatiramisu]

His saiyan hair was achieved through cheez-its. Lots, and lots of cheez-its.

[irgpie]

Once traversed the Seven Seas of Rhye during another typical night of sleepwalking. Upon waking up the next morning he found a mermaid sleeping on a beanbag chair next to his bed. Specifically the kind with a fish torso and human legs.

[Amatiramisu]

One rainy night, Caria awoke to the sound of rustling in the inn kitchen. Venturing down to the source of the noise, Caria encountered an army of rabid hobbits. Caria had to think quickly, yanking the milk out the refrigerator,  Caria wiped away the rabies foam and replaced it with foamy milk that was way past it's prime. Caria had saved the day again.

[Sakura Leic]

Is just a glass of water.

[Protoman Blues]

She's the rightful heiress to the Kingdom of Steak!

[Sakura Leic]

He's the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Sweet Potato Fries!

[Protoman Blues]

Her army is called the Knights of Steak Fat! They wield Steak Knifes instead of swords!

[Sakura Leic]

And his army is called the Starch Trojans!  Their armor is made out of Marshmallows!