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[Mirby]

Has cameras everywhere so he can be see everything, despite the fact that he's completely blind.

[Suppercut ♡]

Has sound bugs everywhere in PB's house, and hears nothing but sexcellent tunes.

[Amatiramisu]

Is the secondary source of sexcellent PB tunes.

[Mirby]

Was raised by lunar fascist bastards.

[irgpie]

Has single-handedly tracked down and killed every known 37 year old caucasian male named Robert Thompson using only a cut gardening hose and pair of tweezers. Current kill count is estimated to be at 39,653

[Frozen Potato]

Did a multi-track drifting with an Airbus.

[Sakura Leic]

Did a speed run of I Want to be the Guy.

[Mirby]

Has flown before, a feat she has yet to replicate despite the numerous attempts to do so.

[irgpie]

Proud owner of the manual to the printing press machine that made copies of books such as I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy, Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves and a 2003 Edition of a Driver's Manual that can be found buried in the glove compartment of a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.

[Joseph Collins]

... had a special guest spot on Happy Days once. (As one of Fonzie's gal pals. ♪)

[Mirby]

Bought an infamous printing press without a manual.

[irgpie]

Once screamed at a fence post for a continuous 72 hour period because it was 3 degrees off centre. After that tactic failed she tried holding a lit match 5" inches away from the post in an effort to scare it further. After another 36 hours and having gone through at least 5 full packs of matches, she gave up and called in a Professional Post Aligner

[Mirby]

Drives a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.

[irgpie]

Once suffered a mild case of amnesia and spoke in an ancient Tibetan language for about 3 weeks after recovering from a traumatic and nearly fatal injury to her left pinkie toe

[Raging-Banebou]

Is secretly an amorphous blob who's hell-bent on ruling the entire world with a blobby fist...and bananas!

[irgpie]

Is in possession of an empty pickle jar that was crudely labeled "The essence of 1967's rebellious youth". It previously belonged to an old homeless man that sold it for a free breakfast meal at Tim Horton's. It found its way across various provinces and eventually used by a low-class conman as a piggybank. It was left behind when he got evicted from his flat and sold off at a local auction for the bid price of 62 cents.

[Protoman Blues]

Prefers Dunkin Donuts to Tim Hortons.

[Pyro]

(Which is especially heinous if you are a Canuck.)

Is secretly the (former) Taco Bell Chihuahua.

[Protoman Blues]

(Oh, I'm aware! )

Is, in reality, a member of the Ice Demons of Argoroth!

[irgpie]

Once broke the sound barrier with a go-kart missing its rear left tire, 3 rubber bands and a pocket full of miracles.

[Protoman Blues]

He is secretly working on inventing the infamous Pink Shell, a Mario Kart items designed to turn a kart into a flamingo!

[Sakura Leic]

Is working on an invention to change the genders of everyone in the world.

[megaman24681012]

Is a robot from the center of the Earth that can eat can openers and cause humans to go mad by sneezing.

Also; Ciel, your supposed to tell lies about him.

[Frozen Potato]

Lives in the core of the Jupiter, his sneeze is the very cause of insane storms within Jupiter.

[irgpie]

Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.