Text message divorce.

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Sky Child

April 13, 2009, 10:53:01 PM
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Jericho

#1
April 13, 2009, 11:01:52 PM
What the [tornado fang]? XD

No seriously, what the [tornado fang].

Sky Child

#2
April 13, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
"Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying "I divorce you" three times."

[tornado fang]ing lol.

RMX

#3
April 13, 2009, 11:32:04 PM
Must be done in front of a mirror

Sakura Leic

#4
April 14, 2009, 12:14:40 AM
Oh wow that's just hilarious.
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Satoryu

#5
April 14, 2009, 01:01:41 AM
i've heard of breaking up via text message, but this is ridiculous.

look, i think the whole practice of texting is stupid. just call the person. if they don't pick up, that's what voice mail is for.

what's even more backwards about this, is that after divorcing via text message, he calls two other people. it's [tornado fang]ing retarded. why couldn't he just call all three people? or text all three? is the divorce more important to his relatives than to his wife?

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Sakura Leic

#6
April 14, 2009, 01:07:02 AM
Quote from: Satoryu on April 14, 2009, 01:01:41 AM
look, i think the whole practice of texting is stupid. just call the person. if they don't pick up, that's what voice mail is for.
So do I dude, so do I.  But yeah why couldn't he just call for a divorce insted text message it I mean I understand why how couldn't tell it to her face, but a text message come on.

Quote from: Satoryu on April 14, 2009, 01:01:41 AM
what's even more backwards about this, is that after divorcing via text message, he calls two other people. it's [tornado fang]ing retarded. why couldn't he just call all three people? or text all three? is the divorce more important to his relatives than to his wife?
That too.
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April 14, 2009, 01:19:45 AM
Quote from: Satoryu on April 14, 2009, 01:01:41 AM
i've heard of breaking up via text message, but this is ridiculous.
look, i think the whole practice of texting is stupid. just call the person. if they don't pick up, that's what voice mail is for.
Ditto. I really hate texting for ANY reason, but I hate fwding even more, but that's beside the point.

Quote from: Satoryu on April 14, 2009, 01:01:41 AMwhat's even more backwards about this, is that after divorcing via text message, he calls two other people. it's [tornado fang]ing retarded. why couldn't he just call all three people? or text all three? is the divorce more important to his relatives than to his wife?

Apparently...that's just to show you that some people can BEH RAELEH STOOPEED.

Quote from: Sky Child on April 13, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
"Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying "I divorce you" three times."

[tornado fang]ing lol.
Quote from: RMX on April 13, 2009, 11:32:04 PM
Must be done in front of a mirror

That made my day. 

Gaia

#8
April 14, 2009, 03:51:15 AM
Oh yea, I smells a possible scenario that a net navi's gonna say: "I'm sorry, but your husband told me that you both are being devorced".

People these days and thier texting, it's made slaves of them all, along with mainstream media.
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#9
April 14, 2009, 04:06:47 AM
♪ Oh I do understand, the duties of a man
and the ways of commitment and vow
but enough
is enough
this relations too tough
And I want to be rid of her now

Now a Saudian man, would do all that he can
if it was for the love of his live
but my woman always nags
so I'm packing my bags
it's time that I put down my wiiiiiiiife

I'm divorcing my Wiiiiiiii-iiiife
I'm divorcing todaaaaaa-aaaay
Call on the Judge
Because I've got a grudge
Let there be no delaaaaaaaaay ♪

Protoman Blues

#10
April 14, 2009, 06:08:58 AM
Well, it certainly saves a lot of time and effort.  I approve!

Rin

#11
April 14, 2009, 06:24:06 AM
Holy [parasitic bomb]! Divorcing through a text message? BEST. IDEA. EVER.

I must remember it for ZA FIUTCHAR!

Klavier Gavin

#12
April 14, 2009, 10:49:52 AM
Quote from: Sky Child on April 13, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
"Under the law a man can divorce his wife by saying "I divorce you" three times."

[tornado fang]ing lol.

Remember to click your heels together as you say it. 8D

xemiroth

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