You're Playing It Wrong

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on: November 09, 2008, 02:35:30 AM
Another oldie but goodie. In this thread, we post ways that games can be played wrong. For example, if you didn't change Banjo into a washing machine at least once in the original Banjo-Kazooie, you are doing it wrong.

Edit - Massive fail was corrected here, nothing to see folks. XD



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Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 03:32:54 AM
In any game that contains both a shotgun and a zombie/ghoul, if you don't aim for the head and headshot it, your doing it wrong.



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Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 03:36:26 AM
In any game that contains both a shotgun and a zombie/ghoul, if you don't aim for the head and headshot it, your doing it wrong.
In Left 4 Dead you can blast limbs off the infected, so why would you want to just shoot it's head off, when you blast it's arms and legs off as well?
Aim for the feets, they blast off, finish it off in the head!



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Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 03:38:09 AM
You don't play the Vava mode in IHX- your both playing it wrong and just plain fail.



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Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 03:41:00 AM
Post above me reminds me, if you don't release a fully charged pink shot from your buster in X1 when flying out of the cave on the trolley in Armored Armadillo's stage, a problem is you.



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Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 04:07:08 AM
Charged shot? pfft, arm cannon basics for the win.



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Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 04:09:34 AM
because it needed to be restated:
In SRW if you don't use the Mazin series atleast as meatshields, you should stop playing.

Also SRW related: if you don't abuse any Getter 2 and its two instant dodge mechanics and Realtype level dodgyness then you should probably suck a dick.



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Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 04:19:56 AM
If you're playing any game with guns and you don't waste a clip, you're doing it wrong.



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Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 04:21:47 AM
According to everyone here, I play a lot of games wrong.



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Reply #9 on: November 09, 2008, 04:28:31 AM
If you play Little Big Planet multiplayer, and you don't take time out of every level to stick random objects to the other plays, effectively turning them into a vibrating mass of assorted objects as they move about the stage, you're playing it wrong.

...what?


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Reply #10 on: November 09, 2008, 05:25:00 AM
If you don't make Protoman fence to disappear, you're doing it completely wrong.
Yes I had to do it again, it was necessary.



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Reply #11 on: November 09, 2008, 05:25:59 AM
If you don't make Protoman fence to disappear, you're doing it completely wrong.
Yes I had to do it again, it was necessary.

Indeed. This is the golden rule of RPM past after all. XD



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Reply #12 on: November 09, 2008, 05:28:06 AM
If you die on the opening/tutorial level of whatever game you're playing, you're definitely playing it wrong.



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Reply #13 on: November 09, 2008, 05:31:28 AM
If you die as your flying Kirby games, your doing it wrong.

If you can beat a RPG (getting bored of it doesn't count) you don't have skills.

If you can't beat Croco and hack Geno in Super Mario RPG not only do you have no skills you need to go back to remedial gaming school.

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Reply #14 on: November 09, 2008, 05:41:10 AM
If you ever see a Game Over screen while playing Super Mario World, just please...please stop gaming.



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Reply #15 on: November 09, 2008, 05:43:58 AM
If you manage to get a game over in the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time... you should be showered with pity. Or pain. Haven't decided.

... I'll make an exception if you do it on purpose by harassing the chickens, because then it's hilarious.



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Reply #16 on: November 09, 2008, 06:15:24 AM
If you ever see a Game Over screen while playing Super Mario World, just please...please stop gaming.
Very well...



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Reply #17 on: November 09, 2008, 01:09:46 PM
If you do not shoot your buster to the tune of the BGM in any of the Rockman games, why!? D:


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Reply #18 on: November 10, 2008, 03:30:59 AM
If you actually played Superman 64 and enjoyed it, you're doing it wrong.

If you haven't gotten a Wondertomb in Pokemon and unleashed it on your unsuspecting friends then you're doing it wrong.

If you bought Okami then you're doing it right. You only fail if you return it within 48 hours.



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Reply #19 on: November 10, 2008, 03:35:38 AM
If you can beat a RPG (getting bored of it doesn't count) you don't have skills.

Does that mean I suck for beating Chrono Trigger, Golden Sun (TLA), Tales of Symphonia, Mario and Luigi Superstar Sage, and Paper Mario 1 and 2?


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Reply #20 on: November 10, 2008, 03:36:13 AM
Methinks she meant can't.



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Reply #21 on: November 10, 2008, 03:37:33 AM
I know =P


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Reply #23 on: November 10, 2008, 03:51:19 AM
Very well...

Wait...how is that possible?  I mean, by the end of World 1, you should have around 45 Lives!



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Reply #24 on: November 10, 2008, 03:52:08 AM
If you only beat the Arenas in KSS/KSSU as either Bomb and Plasma and nothing else, may god have mercy on you.