Topic: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

[Joseph Collins]

I have sunglasses!  I can't wear them over my glasses, though.

I have clip-ons.  I don't like them.  They're not dark, like the really awesome pair of giant pair of BluBlocker knock-off sunglasses with corner shades.  They fit over my normal glasses perfectly.  And I used to wear (classic) Weird Al glasses back then.  The sunglasses destroyed on the city bus or something.

I swear, you cannot buy an awesome pair of clip-ons these days.  I just want a pair that's so dark, you can't see my eyes! As I creepily stare at you.

[Protoman Blues]

Mirror Shades do that job better than dark sunglasses!

[Joseph Collins]

If it's good enough for Dale Gribble Rusty Shackleford, it's good enough for me!

[Mirby]

If it's good enough for Dale Gribble Rusty Shackleford, it's good enough for me!

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POCKET SAND!!

*pulls sand out of her pocket, throwing it at Joseph and fleeing*

[Joseph Collins]

Fun fact: I'm allergic to pocket sand.*

My eeeeeyes, aieeeee!!!

* I'm probably not allergic to pocket sand.

[Quickman]

My right ear is higher than my left, so my glasses sit lopsided on my face.

[Protoman Blues]

I have a glasses fetish! 

[Joseph Collins]

As do I. 

[Frozen Potato]

I wear glasses too! 

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I have a glasses fetish! 

Oh, it's a fetish topic, is it?

Ah, no, I probably shoudn't get started.

[Protoman Blues]

In my world, everything is a fetish topic 

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

In my world, everything is a fetish topic 

Ah, I see.

[Joseph Collins]

I have a fetish for fetishes! 

[Amatiramisu]

In my world, everything is a fetish topic 

Mayonnaise?
Trash cans?
Game Boys?
Fish?
Chair cushions?

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Game Boys?
Fish?

Probably quite legitimate in my case.

[Protoman Blues]

Mayonnaise?
Trash cans?
Game Boys?
Fish?
Chair cushions?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[Joseph Collins]

Mayonnaise?

Very easily.

Trash cans?

I could see that.

Game Boys?

Maybe...

Fish?

Oh, absolutely.

Chair cushions?

*just giggles weirdly*

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I don't know about Mayonnaise, unless you want to make bad puns about sexual discharges. It's probably terrible and disgusting as lube.

[Joseph Collins]

It's better than Miracle Whip, I can tell you that much.

Incidenally, I think Miracle Whip is like my country's version of "Marmite" -- "Either you love it, or you hate it.™" (Best.  Slogan.  Ever.)

[Suppercut ♡]

Wait when did this become a fetish discussion?

coughnailpolishbondageblackstockingscough

Edit: Can't believe I forgot tongues.

[Protoman Blues]

Knee High Boots! 

[Suppercut ♡]

Shoulders are like cleavage to me.

[Police Girl]

Knee High Boots! 

Over-Knee High Boots.

Zettai Ryouki.

I could go on, but I don't feel like it.

[Joseph Collins]

Over-Knee High Boots.

What?  You mean thigh-highs?  Tight, shiny, leather thigh-highs with stiletto heels?

[Protoman Blues]

Long hair