Topic: Post a Random Fact About Yourself

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Way of the Asian, my friend. They think that as long as they get a short dip in water, the magical, occult forces of nature will keep it clean.

[Bueno Excelente]

Way of the Asian, my friend. They think that as long as they get a short dip in water, the magical, occult forces of nature will keep it clean.

Plastic eventually greases up and breaks. Tiny cracks are always common in those kinds of reused cutlery. Why not just keep reusing a normal set of steel cutlery?

[Dexter Dexter]

And here's the best part: my parents still believe that leaving the fan on while sleeping will potentially kill you.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Plastic eventually greases up and breaks. Tiny cracks are always common in those kinds of reused cutlery. Why not just keep reusing a normal set of steel cutlery?

We do, but my parents like to save everything.

Also, they will believe any statement with the word "cancer" in it. This is the reason why I'm not allowed in the kitchen when the microwave is running.

[borockman]

We do, but my parents like to save everything.

Also, they will believe any statement with the word "cancer" in it. This is the reason why I'm not allowed in the kitchen when the microwave is running.

Now that's just silly.

And here's the best part: my parents still believe that leaving the fan on while sleeping will potentially kill you.

It could happen... maybe probably. To the Mythbuster lab!

[Bueno Excelente]

We do, but my parents like to save everything.

Also, they will believe any statement with the word "cancer" in it. This is the reason why I'm not allowed in the kitchen when the microwave is running.

Canceraliens are attacking!

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Canceraliens are attacking!

You could tell them that taking shallow breaths are a precursor for cancer, and they'll start breathing like lottery winners for the rest of their lives.

[Waifu]

I am looking for free stuff....legally.

[Bueno Excelente]

I am looking for free stuff....legally.

What kind of free stuff? I got a little notebook on how to cheat, steal and bamboozle my way out of life by paying nothing for about a week or so.

[Mirby]

First off, my brother's ex used to save plastic cutlery. I threw them away when I did the dishes. When she asked, I acted like I broke them. Spectro, tell them that reusing that stuff will give you cancer of the tongue. That should solve the problem! ^_^

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

First off, my brother's ex used to save plastic cutlery. I threw them away when I did the dishes. When she asked, I acted like I broke them. Spectro, tell them that reusing that stuff will give you cancer of the tongue. That should solve the problem! ^_^

They won't believe me. They only believe bullshit hearsay from other "concerned parents".

[Bueno Excelente]

They won't believe me. They only believe bullshit hearsay from other "concerned parents".

Tell other "concerned parents" to tell them stuff like that. Or fake an internet article about it.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Or fake an internet article about it.

BRILLIANT!

[Bueno Excelente]

BRILLIANT!

I am a master of conmen. When I was 12, I went to a shop to return a videogame I hated for some reason, and argued that it was an outrage, that the game stuttered and the disc was probably damaged, and got a successful trade in the stingiest shop you've ever heard. Not only that... I got to keep the t-shirt.

Faking an internet article is a piece of cake. Just grab some random article by Scientific American or something, use it as a template, then copy-paste a fake article of your own, along with some convincing pictures, onto the page. Then print it out, making it look actual and real.

[Gaia]

That was just.. [tornado fang]ing brilliant.  

I'm just one of those guys that actually -rarely- watch Family Guy anymore. I also edit my posts more than once too.

[Bueno Excelente]

That was just.. [tornado fang]ing brilliant.  

I'm just one of those guys that actually -rarely- watch Family Guy anymore. I also edit my posts more than once too.

Argh, Family Guy sucks nowadays anyway. Brian's just a mouthpiece for Seth, Peter's concentrated on just being dumb, and everything seems to hate Meg at once.

[Mirby]

I've noticed that too, Flash. It's not good anymore. There are one or two episodes I can think of in the past 3 or so years of it that have truly made me laugh out loud, whereas the eps before it was canceled almost always make me lol.

[nobody]

I've noticed that too

Not really a big accomplishment.

Pretty much everyone has realized it already.

[Mirby]

Is it just me, or do you single out my posts more than others to make me look like a dumbass?

Not trying to be rude here, just curious.

[Bueno Excelente]

Is it just me, or do you single out my posts more than others to make me look like a dumbass?

Not trying to be rude here, just curious.

I think he was referring to the fact that pretty much the whole net already talked about this one subject incessantly, and it's not really a thing to be noticed. Kinda like saying "The Cake is a Lie" as this one new meme. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[Mirby]

Sadly, Mac users will be using that one soon.

I see your point there, Flash.

[Gaia]

everything seems to hate Meg at once.

I've also been taking notes on that, way to handle your characters seth (for the fact she seems to be "invisible" through nearly episode while stewart and chris get more development pretty much shows that ).

[Alice in Entropy]

Didn't Seth admit that the main reason Meg seems to exist solely to be abused is because nobody on the group knows how to write for a teenage girl?

[Gaia]

Didn't Seth admit that the main reason Meg seems to exist solely to be abused is because nobody on the group knows how to write for a teenage girl?

I don't know, maybe lack of female writers?

[Bueno Excelente]

Didn't Seth admit that the main reason Meg seems to exist solely to be abused is because nobody on the group knows how to write for a teenage girl?

That explains alot.