My day was amazing.
- Got up
- Took a COLD SHOWER
- Had some eggs with spinach while checking my newsfeed (I still can't get [tornado fang]ing soccer news blocked in the portuguese feed, no matter how much I fiddle with the damn filter)
- NOBODY on the one single Stairmaster we use at the gym =D
- Felt awesome so I made some bean rice with cod cakes for lunch, and they turned out SO FLUFFY
- Hot as [tornado fang] day, so I spent the afternoon playing some pool with friends
- DREAM THEATER'S NEW ALBUM CAME OUT HELL YEAH so I go buy it
- See this when I go buy my LP and laugh loudly
- Go online, everyone's bored, ACE COMBAT MATCH WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN LIKE A YEAR
- BOGIES ON MAH SIX. BLAM
- Took an evening shower and damn the new soap smells hella nice what is this strawberries [tornado fang] yeah
- Take a massive dump, large enough to stand by itself and look like a big black [ray splasher]. Silently think to myself that if I shat that, I could make millions at hardcore gay porn
- Make Tortellini for dinner, wash it down with a MacGyver ep
- Come here, tell you all about it while listening to the new album
Hell yeah. Hella day.