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Reply #2050 on: June 09, 2013, 07:50:10 PM
"Oh god that's horrible!" Borock-bot said still shocked "I didn't think the owner was a psycho path!"

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Reply #2051 on: June 09, 2013, 07:51:55 PM
Keco - "He wasn't at first, just a fat greedy bastard. I think Wily had influenced him to play dirty probably."



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Reply #2052 on: June 09, 2013, 07:54:30 PM
"That might be possible." Borock-bot pondered "Though until now Wily wasn't that ruthless and he would never stoop to Larry's level.  Even now he puts time and effort into his creations, despite how corrupt and deranged he has become."

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Reply #2053 on: June 09, 2013, 07:56:37 PM
Keco - "I guess some people just turn to evil in different ways."



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Reply #2054 on: June 09, 2013, 07:57:35 PM
"I suppose." Borock-bot sighed "I'm really sorry you and this Other Josei had to go though this."

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Reply #2055 on: June 09, 2013, 08:03:00 PM
Keco - "It was six years ago so we've mostly moved on, though I think my Josei brought back Akai so your Josei wouldn't be bogged down by the feeling of loss, we spruced her up so she wouldn't break down, but it took longer than planned to get the enhancement module done. On top of that we're still trying to find the original Akai body so we can hopefully try to use it to possibly create another WFU and bring back my sisters. We don't want that to fall into the wrong hands."



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Reply #2056 on: June 09, 2013, 08:09:16 PM
"I think Josei mentioned he sent the body into space." Borock-bot said nervously.

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Reply #2057 on: June 10, 2013, 12:27:02 AM
"He really shouldn't litter," remarked Pyro.

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Reply #2058 on: June 10, 2013, 12:37:42 AM
"Well I suppose that's true." Borock-bot said raising an eyebrow at Pyro's quip "He was a bit hasty I suppose."

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Reply #2059 on: June 10, 2013, 04:14:07 AM
"Well, no..." Sinos began, "As far as I know, robots don't need to eat, and I don't have any sort of a digestive system myself. I mean, that W-Tank fluid was just sent straight to my battery unit and used like battery acid, and I think the E-Tank just...I don't know."

At the comment Keco made about wiring, Sinos said, a bit disappointed, "Oh...so you're not human, I suppose?"

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Reply #2060 on: June 10, 2013, 04:33:28 AM
"Well in our universe there are quite a few models that can use food to replenish our energy.  The food usually gets absorbed directly in the core or by tiny nanites in our bodies that process the energy to our cores." Borock-bot explained.

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Reply #2061 on: June 10, 2013, 05:07:19 AM
"Hmmm... fascinating," Sinos said. "Well, unfortunately, my firmware informs me that I cannot eat, so I guess I'll pass."

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Reply #2062 on: June 10, 2013, 05:10:21 AM
"I see." Borock-bot noted.

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Reply #2063 on: June 10, 2013, 06:00:34 AM
"I could use a meatball sub," Pyro said and pulled out a top hat.

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Reply #2064 on: June 10, 2013, 06:06:49 AM
Keco - "Human? Nope, I'm the first prototype WFU, designed to look and act human."



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Reply #2065 on: June 10, 2013, 06:55:41 AM
(Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay. X( )
"Bah," Sinos sighed. "Is there any humans on this planet who aren't...eccentric?" He says the last part while glancing back over to Pyro.

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Reply #2066 on: June 10, 2013, 06:57:26 AM
"There are quite a few who aren't eccentric." Borock-bot answered "There are those who are, but not to that level.  Also I'm still wondering if he has a microwave on him."

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Reply #2067 on: June 10, 2013, 06:59:48 AM
Pyro pulled out a microwave from his top hat and inside it was a piping hot meatball sub.

"Lunch is served." 8)

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Reply #2068 on: June 10, 2013, 06:59:55 AM
Keco - "Define Eccentric, nobody I know is as crazy as that kid over there, but everybody is weird in their own way."



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Reply #2069 on: June 10, 2013, 07:01:47 AM
"Oh good." Borock-bot stated as he took out the Meatball Sub, gave it to Pyro, and put the fruit pie in.

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Reply #2070 on: June 10, 2013, 07:08:27 AM
At this point, MechaGarurumon had managed to create a rather intricate tunnel system with more than enough room to maneuver in. He knew his foe would find him soon enough; now all he had to do is wait.

(Yes, I went with real-time instead of just waiting, just so this could be finished XD)

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #2071 on: June 10, 2013, 06:01:47 PM
(Since the last couple of pages I only read through more important stuff, important to Kharaxel's current situation. So, feel free to correct me if something is wrong. Here we go.)

"This is horribly embarassing." Kharaxel said sitting down on a partially damaged bench right next to his master's house. Josei and Akai, bored out of their minds, exchanged various small conversations with each other. Mr. Wildgun seemed to be out for like forever now, and Kharaxel lost his patience long ago.
His eyes flashed red on and on.

"Stupid... damnable... old... man! I swear to God, he better have a good reason for not being home... because if he's out drinking, then I'm going to get angry."

"You already seem angry." Akai pointed out.

"Well,  in that case I'll just get even more angry!"

Kharaxel sighed.

"Sorry you two, I've dragged you here with me, and in the end the person who could provide you help, is not here."

"Meh..." Josei shrugged. "It could be worse."

"How so?"

"We could be in some serious danger instead of... well... this."

"I gue-"

Suddenly, a familiar female voice was heard. Familiar to Kharaxel at least.

"OH-HO! Hello, Khar-dizzle!"

Kharaxel froze, as if in fear. His face got pale. In his mind, Tron chuckled.

"Hell yes! Here comes the crazy [sonic slicer]! Good luck, boy."

Kharaxel jumped off the bench, mortified. Akai and Josei raised their eyebrows. After all, the person who just walked up to Kharaxel from behind the bench was a cute girl, she seemed not much older than Josei and Kharaxel.

She had long light blue hair and was dressed in something that could be mildly described as "Indiana Jones Outfit - Short Shorts edition".

"Ohhh... you still get so scared when I come closer? Why? I thought we have put our past behind us?" Said the girl while making a pouting face.

"You tried to smash my head with a hammer!!"

"But..."

"WHILE I SLEPT!!!"

"But..."

"And you tried to burn my clothes..."

"But.."

"WHILE I WAS WEARING THEM!!!"

"Excuse me, Kharaxel, but... who is she exactly?"

"NO ONE!"

Kharaxel shouted almost crying.

"Oh, are you his new friends? That's new, ever since we started dating, little Kharaxel doesn't get too many friends."

"WR ARE NOT DATING!!!" Screamed desperately Kharaxel.

"Of course we are. Anyway, I am Lemuria, and I am a long lost queen from the continent of Mu."

Akai and Josei exchanged looks.

"Goddammit, Sala! You are neither a queen, nor from Mu! AND IT'S THE LONG LOST CONTINENT, NOT QUEEN!" Kharaxel slowly began to cry.

"Tch. Whatever. So, I take you're looking for the old geezer, huh?"

"YEEEEES!" Kharaxel said weeping.

"Oh for the love of [tornado fang], boy. Get yourself together!" Groaned Tron.

"NOOOO!" Kharaxel wept.

"Well then you guys are pretty much [parasitic bomb] out of luck." Said Sala, while picking her ear.

"Why's that?" Asked Josei.

"Well, he went to check on the status of all those relics he has. Because I've seen him going to The Hideout some time ago."

Kharaxel immediately calmed down.

"He went there... crap. That's not good."

"Why?" Josei asked.

"Because the old fart likes to personally check, admire and [speed burner] to each and every relic in The Hideout. It takes him up to two or three days to finish orgasming." Said Sala.

Josei made a disappointed face.

"But... I can let you guys in there, since you know, only those who are True Adventurers can enter the hideout... and I happen to be one, unlike my dear Kharaxel here."

"DIE!!!"

"However, it won't come without a price. If my dearest Kharaxel agrees to take me on a date, I will gladly provide assistance."

Kharaxel's heart skipped a beat.

He didn't want to do it, but at this time there was no other way.

"Fine. I'll do it you crazy... errgh... but you!" Kharaxel pointed at Josei.

"You owe me a life debt now." He added.

Josei and Akai once again exchanged looks.

"Well then... let's going get Kharaxel... and you extras! TO THE HIDEOUT! Oh yeah, what are your names anyway?"



(So yeah, RMZX man, I'm going with this somewhere. I'll wait for your update and approval and afterwards I'll finally get Josei and Akai to meet Wildgun.
Also Sala is just someone without any powers. She is more about her wits and sharp language. She's here to show Kharaxel knows more than one person, and to kinda expand on the one "Adventurer/Treasure Hunter" thing Wildgun has.)



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Reply #2072 on: June 10, 2013, 06:05:19 PM
(I love this, it's hilarious! XD)

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Reply #2073 on: June 10, 2013, 06:20:57 PM
(Ahahaha, Sala. XD)


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Reply #2074 on: June 10, 2013, 08:55:40 PM
(Ok... here goes nothing)

It's been 5 years since the "armored-bandit" Superdee has begged forgiveness of his sins and has taken the reformed identity of what he calls, Archetype. His two katana swords are the only things retained from his bandit days. Venturing as a lone wanderer, Archetype has visited many cities, deserts, forests and things of the sort; searching for his purpose, as his previous years as a ruthless bandit has seized. With no friends, family or allies, he continued to venture, even when the situation was at its bleakest.

Perhaps it was his own foolishness of thinking he could truly repent for all the harm he has wrought, perhaps it was his maddening loneliness taking a tole on his sanity; but one day, he suddenly collapsed while traversing through a desert. Everything went blank, and he heard a sole voice; a female voice. In an almost deadpan demeanor, she said "join the resistance and you will find your purpose."

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He awoke to what seemed to be several hours after his collapse, as it was now night. Archetype shuffled slowly from the ground and rubbed his throbbing head, murmuring to himself, "What the hell happened... and was that... a voice I just heard?" He could barely collect his thoughts as his head felt like a pounding drum from his blackout. As he gathered some of his rations and supplies that he dropped from the collapse, he started to continue on his way, but suddenly saw what seemed to be figures in the distance, though he couldn't be sure as they looked like blurry black dots.

"Are those wanderers...?" Archetype thought to himself as he walked toward the mysterious figures.

(And there you have it. I read that Sinos, Borock-Bot, Pyro and Keco are in the desert, so this is my starting point. Not really sure where to progress from here, but I'm sure if one of those characters meet/notice me, I'll think of something.)