(Since the last couple of pages I only read through more important stuff, important to Kharaxel's current situation. So, feel free to correct me if something is wrong. Here we go.)
"This is horribly embarassing." Kharaxel said sitting down on a partially damaged bench right next to his master's house. Josei and Akai, bored out of their minds, exchanged various small conversations with each other. Mr. Wildgun seemed to be out for like forever now, and Kharaxel lost his patience long ago.
His eyes flashed red on and on.
"Stupid... damnable... old... man! I swear to God, he better have a good reason for not being home... because if he's out drinking, then I'm going to get angry."
"You already seem angry." Akai pointed out.
"Well, in that case I'll just get even more angry!"
Kharaxel sighed.
"Sorry you two, I've dragged you here with me, and in the end the person who could provide you help, is not here."
"Meh..." Josei shrugged. "It could be worse."
"How so?"
"We could be in some serious danger instead of... well... this."
"I gue-"
Suddenly, a familiar female voice was heard. Familiar to Kharaxel at least.
"OH-HO! Hello, Khar-dizzle!"
Kharaxel froze, as if in fear. His face got pale. In his mind, Tron chuckled.
"Hell yes! Here comes the crazy [sonic slicer]! Good luck, boy."
Kharaxel jumped off the bench, mortified. Akai and Josei raised their eyebrows. After all, the person who just walked up to Kharaxel from behind the bench was a cute girl, she seemed not much older than Josei and Kharaxel.
She had long light blue hair and was dressed in something that could be mildly described as "Indiana Jones Outfit - Short Shorts edition".
"Ohhh... you still get so scared when I come closer? Why? I thought we have put our past behind us?" Said the girl while making a pouting face.
"You tried to smash my head with a hammer!!"
"But..."
"WHILE I SLEPT!!!"
"But..."
"And you tried to burn my clothes..."
"But.."
"WHILE I WAS WEARING THEM!!!"
"Excuse me, Kharaxel, but... who is she exactly?"
"NO ONE!"
Kharaxel shouted almost crying.
"Oh, are you his new friends? That's new, ever since we started dating, little Kharaxel doesn't get too many friends."
"WR ARE NOT DATING!!!" Screamed desperately Kharaxel.
"Of course we are. Anyway, I am Lemuria, and I am a long lost queen from the continent of Mu."
Akai and Josei exchanged looks.
"Goddammit, Sala! You are neither a queen, nor from Mu! AND IT'S THE LONG LOST CONTINENT, NOT QUEEN!" Kharaxel slowly began to cry.
"Tch. Whatever. So, I take you're looking for the old geezer, huh?"
"YEEEEES!" Kharaxel said weeping.
"Oh for the love of [tornado fang], boy. Get yourself together!" Groaned Tron.
"NOOOO!" Kharaxel wept.
"Well then you guys are pretty much [parasitic bomb] out of luck." Said Sala, while picking her ear.
"Why's that?" Asked Josei.
"Well, he went to check on the status of all those relics he has. Because I've seen him going to The Hideout some time ago."
Kharaxel immediately calmed down.
"He went there... crap. That's not good."
"Why?" Josei asked.
"Because the old fart likes to personally check, admire and [speed burner] to each and every relic in The Hideout. It takes him up to two or three days to finish orgasming." Said Sala.
Josei made a disappointed face.
"But... I can let you guys in there, since you know, only those who are True Adventurers can enter the hideout... and I happen to be one, unlike my dear Kharaxel here."
"DIE!!!"
"However, it won't come without a price. If my dearest Kharaxel agrees to take me on a date, I will gladly provide assistance."
Kharaxel's heart skipped a beat.
He didn't want to do it, but at this time there was no other way.
"Fine. I'll do it you crazy... errgh... but you!" Kharaxel pointed at Josei.
"You owe me a life debt now." He added.
Josei and Akai once again exchanged looks.
"Well then... let's going get Kharaxel... and you extras! TO THE HIDEOUT! Oh yeah, what are your names anyway?"
(So yeah, RMZX man, I'm going with this somewhere. I'll wait for your update and approval and afterwards I'll finally get Josei and Akai to meet Wildgun.
Also Sala is just someone without any powers. She is more about her wits and sharp language. She's here to show Kharaxel knows more than one person, and to kinda expand on the one "Adventurer/Treasure Hunter" thing Wildgun has.)