HI, I'M JESTAH, HERE TO HONOR THE MEMORY THAT IS BILLY MAYS.
SADLY I HAVE NO TRIBUTE FOR THIS GREAT AND MEMORABLE MAN, WHO HAS BROUGHT US SUCH GREAT PRODUCTS LIKE OXYCLEAN AND QUICK CHOP AND SOME OTHER PRODUCTS THAT I PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD OF, SUCH AS JUPITER JACK. ALL WITH HIS LOUD AND ENTHUSIASTIC VOICE.
BILLY MAYS, THOUGH YOU HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM US AFTER ONE YEAR, WE STILL HOLD YOUR MEMORY CLOSELY AND DEARLY, THANKS TO ALL YOUR PERSUASIVE SALES PITCHING.
WE ALL THANK YOU, FOR ALL THIS YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN ON TELEVISION COMMERCIALS, TRYING TO SELL US THINGS WE PROBABLY DON'T NEED, BUT WE'LL BUY IT ANYWAY CAUSE YOU TOLD US TO. WE ARE, AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE, MISSING YOU.
REST IN PEACE, BILLY MAYS. MAY YOU KEEP SELLING PRODUCTS IN THAT BIG STUDIO IN THE SKY, OR WHATEVER ELSE YOU FEEL LIKE DOING UP THERE.