Topic: I say bad things about your favorite games!

[Bueno Excelente]

My bad... Anywho... lessee...

Garfield: Caught in the Act (I know it's old, but still)

If you haven't played that one then... Animal Crossing.

Animal Crossing then.

- No straight objectives.
- It's basically a Facebook game. You get in, do stuff for 5 minutes, then get out.
- It's a very small world after all.
- NOOK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
- The villagers are really, REALLY annoying.

Did someone already request SSBB (Er, Brawl)?

Nope. Not that I can remember.

- Some games are just TOO big.
- Subspace Emissary is confusing as hell.
- What the hell? Why has Samus and others been gimped this much?
- Such potencial... and such incredibly crappy online. LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAGGGG.
- Franklin badges are too hard to see. I don't know when a character has them or not.

[Sky]

if you haven't already just go ahead and have a field day on final fantasy 7.

[Mirby]

Already did. Hold on a sec...

[Solar]

Never played the NES one,

Allow me then...

-[tornado fang] you birds.
-Gets quite cheap in the last levels.
-[tornado fang] you birds.
-Yay I finally beat that really annoying last boss! Wait, it has another form?! Damn, oh well...*game overs* WTF DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LEVEL INSTEAD OF JUST THE STAGE I WAS ON LIKE IN THE REST OF THE GAME?!!!!
-You can't just jump into the pits instead of taking the ladder even if there's a ground below it or else you'll die.
-[tornado fang] you birds.

And yes, if you've played the game you know those 3 "[tornado fang] you birds" (now 4) is really, REALLY necessary.

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia or Judgement

Let me do Judgment since I have actually spent quite a bit of time with it.

-The character designs, while I personally like most they are a deal breaker to many people.
-Kinda shallow fighting game, the characters need more attacks or at least variations in their standard combos.
-Hypers are too strong and long and the meter builds really fast so you'll be seeing them frequently.
-Castle mode could've been much better, right now it gets kinda boring fast.
-Only time we'll probably ever see Aeon =(

I still say it's quite a fun game if you give it a chance and [tornado fang] the haters though.

[Mirby]

- Ridiculously bad... can they be called sceneries? I'll just call them "low-resolution CG pictures"
- Horribly awful 3D character models. In the year after Crash Bandicoot and Tomb Raider came out, we get a game where we can see the insides of the characters when they bend over. And all of them are amazingly horrible, popeye-armed "things", who take all the seriousness the game is supposed to have in the first place.
- Whiny main character with a terrible emo story, which was the percursor for pretty much all of the emo-boy RPGs with brooding stories and self-narration. Gee, thanks alot.
- Whiny villain who isn't threatning in the least, but instead is a bishonen dressed in leather who looks like he came out of some twisted girl's fantasy.
-Battle system is pretty much the same as in any other RPG, except the materia system turns every single character into "bags of skills" which you can put in and remove at anytime. Way to do individuality in characters for battle, Nomura.
- "I am Sephiroth, a honorable soldier. And I am really smart and making a long-winded explanation about how these creatures in the reactors were all monsters created by Shinra." "I am Cloud, a total dumbass who has proven to be incredibly weak and useless. And I am pointing to you the ridiculously obvious story point that maybe you are a monster yourself, since you were created by Shinra." "OHMIGOD YOU ARE RIGHT! HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. I MUST NOW GO KURAZY AND DESTROY THE WORLD."
- Aeris/Aerith(she's supposed to be named Alice you translator dumbasses) has died... this is the saddest part of any game I have ever pla.... YAAAAAAAY! SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME RIGHT AFTER! Nomura, you are the king of storytelling mood.
- The whole story is a mix of the very worst anime clichés you can find, together with a [acid burst]-poor translation, make a game that isn't even worthy to kiss FFVI's toes... and still fans praise it as the best game of all time, as many people had it as their first RPG.
- This idolizing led to a ton of shitty sequels, prequels and spinoffs, each one either worse than the other (Dirge of Cerebrus) or simply showing us how much better the game would have been if the main character had been a cheery person who could handle battles on his own (Crisis Core).
- God dammit Nomura.

There you go, pianochan.

[Black Mage J]

Someone do Just Cause 2, or Holy Invasion Of Privacy, Badman! What did I do to Deserve this?

[Sky]

this is a nice thread

[Bueno Excelente]

this is a nice thread

Thanks, Chan. Feel free to participate.

Someone do Just Cause 2, or Holy Invasion Of Privacy, Badman! What did I do to Deserve this?

I kinda feel ashamed for not having played those yet. Specially Just Cause 2. But I saved that money to get a HD screen and I don't regret it for a single second. =D

[Black Mage J]

I kinda feel ashamed for not having played those yet. Specially Just Cause 2. But I saved that money to get a HD screen and I don't regret it for a single second. =D

But if there is one thing that must drive you to try Just Cause 2 is Bolo Santosi, whose voice is just lathered with accent.

[borockman]

Has someone did the Symphony of the night yet?

Oh well, Ill try to do some.

- Magic will become largely useless late game (normal attack is better anyway imo)
- Level is capped to 50, I wannabe a lv 99 ALucard damnitt!
- Item drops, ohhhh item drops.
- Some secret got no hint (what's with the transform into wolf and bat in some rock in entrance stage)
- No Maria in PS ver.
- No new stages in PS ver.

[Sky]

decap attack
>why do you heal yourself by sticking a vaulting pole filled with blood up your butt?

(this is a good 600th post)

[Turian]

Now that's a much better criticism then yours, which was basically I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I can see Flash's points here; I agree with them because they are true. Not yours which, as I just said, amounted to I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!

Everything is opinion. Get over it. Your not allowed to argue, remember?

[Mirby]

Then what are you doing? Flash, creator of the topic, agreed with me, and said your criticism didn't follow the rules. So don't get mad at me; if you want to get mad at someone, yell at him.

[Turian]

Then what are you doing? Flash, creator of the topic, agreed with me, and said your criticism didn't follow the rules. So don't get mad at me; if you want to get mad at someone, yell at him.

I'm not mad, or yelling. And I think it's meant that you can't argue my opinion. Not that we can't argue period. The topic said to post things we hate about a game, I did. Then you got upset and tried to argue it. I'm saying that I thought we where not supposed to do that, that's all.

tl;dr Whats wrong about hating a game and everything about it anyways? Isn't that what this tread is for? Bitching about games??

[Bueno Excelente]

I'm not mad, or yelling. And I think it's meant that you can't argue my opinion. Not that we can't argue period. The topic said to post things we hate about a game, I did. Then you got upset and tried to argue it. I'm saying that I thought we where not supposed to do that, that's all.

tl;dr Whats wrong about hating a game and everything about it anyways? Isn't that what this tread is for? Bitching about games??

You CAN nitpick about things that are your opinion. But you have to at least build in it. If not, this entire thread would be:

- GAMEPLAY SUCKS
- LEVEL DESIGN SUCKS
- VISUAL DESIGN SUCKS
- AUDIO SUCKS
- WEAPONS SUCK

decap attack
>why do you heal yourself by sticking a vaulting pole filled with blood up your butt?

(this is a good 600th post)

I feel incredibly curious to try this game.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

- What the hell? Why has Samus and others been gimped this much?
- Such potencial... and such incredibly crappy online. LLLLLLAAAAAAAAAGGGG.
- Franklin badges are too hard to see. I don't know when a character has them or not.

So very true. Also, Final Smashes are just ass. Some are broken to the point of no return and some are utterly useless.

Was Portal done?

[Bueno Excelente]

So very true. Also, Final Smashes are just ass. Some are broken to the point of no return and some are utterly useless.

Was Portal done?

Nope! I'll get right to it.


Portal:
- It's basically a Half-Life 2 mod.
- Very short.
- Spurred annoying net memes that weren't very funny, and are still out today.
- Jonathan Coulton isn't a very good musician. And no, he is not the alpha and omega of all musical creation.
- Confusing ending.

[Klavier Gavin]

Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom

[Bueno Excelente]

Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom

Right oooon!


Tatsunoko vs Capcom:
- Why are we still being forced to make teams? Why can't we just fight one-on-one?
- Viewtiful Joe ain't as awesome as he should be.
- JAP soundtrack should be available in the US version. It ain't.
- I don't care what anyone says. Without move spamming and using a tired strategy, that damn ball is the most frustrating, cheapest boss I ever fought against in any fighting game.
- Why no EVA 01, Tatsunoko? I wanna kick Shinji's ass.

[Fxeni]

- Confusing ending.

Just a quick question, is this before the slight change they made recently? Not arguing persay, just getting clarification.

[Gaia]

- Why no EVA 01, Tatsunoko? I wanna kick Shinji's ass.

Most of the rights go to GIANAX, I learned that the hard way. They just needed Tats for their animation, while their animators were too busy working with lolghostintheshell.

[Gaia]

Izuna I+II. This should be hilarious since most of RPM LOVES this game.  

Also: Mega Man 9, KGO.

[Bueno Excelente]

Just a quick question, is this before the slight change they made recently? Not arguing persay, just getting clarification.

They changed it? I played it years ago on the 360. I just remember everything exploded and we were left outside, lying down sideways. No explanation to whether Chell died or not.

Most of the rights go to GIANAX, I learned that the hard way. They just needed Tats for their animation, while their animators were too busy working with lolghostintheshell.

Too bad. Still, if they got all of the Tatsu rights in the US, wouldn't have been hard to get that one.

Izuna I+II. This should be hilarious since most of RPM LOVES this game. 

Also: Mega Man 9, KGO.

Izuna never came out over here. ;_; But I'll deal with MM9.

- BUYING ROLL HEAD. IS THAT ALL IT DOES?
- No saving mid-Wily Fortress? Kind of stupid, no?
- Why do we have to watch the same cutscene everytime we go into Wily's fortress? Gets tiring.
- The ending is bullshit.
- One death and helmet comes back? Meh.

[Mirby]

Batman Returns (SNES)

I'm just curious if you've played it...

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Eversion. The creepy freeware one.