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Reply #250 on: June 02, 2010, 01:14:47 AM
Say it yourself and nitpick it. We just don't want people filling this with their own nitpickings and not paying any attention to others'. Just have fun.
Do'h!
What Flash said.



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Reply #251 on: June 02, 2010, 01:16:12 AM
Ah, forgot you can do that.

Will do after I got back from work.


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Reply #252 on: June 02, 2010, 01:30:16 AM
I'll do a nitpick of my own.

Sonic & Sega All-Star Racing. Been playing alot of this game. MUCH better than Mario Kart so far, because the drift-boosting actually works in the gameplay itself and is required, but you have quite alot of control over your vehicle while you boost. Plus, much better items. Red shells (missiles) need to lock-on to seriously, 100% hit, and there's no such thing as blue shells, just remote controlled missile. Plus, classic character goodness.

- DLC is insanely hard. One vehicle, one character and one track will set you down quite alot of points.
- Monkey Ball tracks have stupid sharp turns all around, they're MADE of them.
- Instead of clear advantages of some characters over others overall, we have clear advantage over characters depending on each track. Good mechanic for single player, to get everyone to play different characters, not as good with multiplayer.
- Rewards are all based on money mile grinding from distance you've ran rather than actual game objectives.
- No Golden Axe midget. ;_; He coulda used the Slagmobile.



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Reply #253 on: June 02, 2010, 07:21:20 AM
Ok let's try this stuff.

Picross 3D

- Looooooooooonggg tutorial is loooonnnnggggggg.
- Not much replay value aka bonus stage.
- Not enough construction mode.
- Timed challenge is pretty easy.
- Still not enough puzzles for my taste. I want MOAR!
 


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Reply #254 on: June 02, 2010, 10:48:36 AM
Ninja Gaiden (1 or 2, or both, i'm ignoring 3, even if that one is not bad really.) (NES btw. Just in case anyone is wondering)

if not, Castlevania Rebirth



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Reply #255 on: June 02, 2010, 11:53:24 AM
Ninja Gaiden (1 or 2, or both, i'm ignoring 3, even if that one is not bad really.) (NES btw. Just in case anyone is wondering)
Never played the NES one, but even though you don't want to, I'm nitpicking the original XBox one. =P


- Frustrating game is VERY frustrating.
- Mashing the same wall move kinda lets you win easily.
- Some of the biggest loadings I've EVER seen.
- Frustrating camera.
- Enemies coming from unseen places in small passageways where you can never see them coming.



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Reply #256 on: June 02, 2010, 11:58:47 AM
Resident Evil 4 and/or 5

Bash all you want i dont care,its my favourite game but some parts of the game are just meh  8D



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Reply #257 on: June 02, 2010, 12:17:34 PM
Resident Evil 4 and/or 5

Bash all you want i dont care,its my favourite game but some parts of the game are just meh  8D
Alright then. Resi 5, seeing as I played that a shorter time ago.

- SHEVA GET BACK HERE DAMMIT DON'T USE THAT HERB ON ME I'M SAVING IT FOR... DAMMIT
- Shotgun's STILL pretty much the only weapon you'll ever need.
- Game's pretty short.
- Feels harder in the first parts than in the end. Mostly because while the first parts shower you with enemies, the last parts just put you in complcated sceneries with few powerful things that can kill you quick. But then you're all upgraded and YOU call kill them quicker, so it's stupid.
- I was expecting some deep jungle zombie kills... all I got were damn plains.



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Reply #258 on: June 02, 2010, 01:39:36 PM
Sonic Adventure Battle 2

Ogre Battle 64.

Also, I know you're gonna hate me for not picking newer games but... well, I don't have new favorites.

Also.

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Reply #259 on: June 02, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
Sonic Adventure Battle 2

Ogre Battle 64.

Also, I know you're gonna hate me for not picking newer games but... well, I don't have new favorites.

Also.

My Aquarium. Srs.
Will do of SA2B, didn't play the others.

- Few Shadow levels, when he's supposed to be the big thing about the game.
- Opposite characters don't really get all the cool gadgets the main ones do.
- Timed treasure hunting levels. It's supposed to be about patience and exploration, why TIME it?
- Biolizard is cheap.
- Meteor Herd's "nab 50 rings" on A rank is impossible to do unless you nab one ring and get hit by a meteor at the start, so you can use the return ring to get some more.



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Reply #260 on: June 02, 2010, 02:17:08 PM
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia or Judgement


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Reply #261 on: June 02, 2010, 03:42:11 PM
Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia or Judgement
Already been requested.

I guess I'll do one of Split/Second, from the bits I played.

- No boost. Major flaw on what seems to be the Burnoutiest game ever.
- Cheap unavoidable disasters. Plane crashing in front of me is one thing. Crashing on top of me is kinda cheap.
- Small window of oportunity to set the disasters on some people.
- Turning can get bothersome, why weren't arcade controls implemented?
- Slightly more realistic driving than expected for such an unrealistic game.



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Reply #262 on: June 03, 2010, 03:34:24 AM
Is Elite Beat Agents recent enough?

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #263 on: June 03, 2010, 03:38:10 AM
Is Elite Beat Agents recent enough?
Sure. And I kinda meant I preferred recent games, but nothing wrong with any game really.

- (in my opinion) Agents get less stylish the more difficult the game gets.
- NO. JUST NO. To the selection of songs.
- No unlockable Ouendan team? For shame.
- Cool song. Yay! Cover version. BOO.
- No chance we'll ever, ever see a sequel.



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Reply #264 on: June 03, 2010, 03:55:32 AM
- (in my opinion) Agents get less stylish the more difficult the game gets.

- No unlockable Ouendan team? For shame.

Those are very true. 8D

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! Shining Finger!!~ "

"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Erupting...Burning...FINGER!!!~"
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Reply #265 on: June 03, 2010, 04:37:39 AM
Those are very true. 8D
Alright, I'm making a request myself. Let's see who handles this.

Mega Man X. The first one. Any takers?



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Reply #266 on: June 03, 2010, 04:51:42 AM
- WTF? Why am I on a highway?
- Zero, feel free to blow up at any time to save me. And then give me your arm.
- What the hell is a Kuwanger?
- Here, let me collect 8 hearts that are randomly placed in random places! YUM! HEARTS!

I can't think of anything else...

Here's one. Ape Escape.

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Reply #267 on: June 03, 2010, 05:00:22 AM
- look at me, i'm a stupid little bastard with a net
- catching monkeys
- horrible soundtrack
- the camera sucks
- the gameplay is stupid



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Reply #268 on: June 03, 2010, 05:03:46 AM
Wow... everything there is completely opinionated. At least Flash's nitpicking is mainly directed at actual flaws in the games.

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Reply #269 on: June 03, 2010, 05:10:24 AM
- look at me, i'm a stupid little bastard with a net
- catching monkeys
- horrible soundtrack
- the camera sucks
- the gameplay is stupid
You could be a bit more constructive with your criticism.

- Stun plus net gets a bit frustrating to do at times.
- Although it's a novel approach to the second analog stick, the R/C car doesn't always handle well.
- While we're on that, few people had the controller with the analog sticks required for this game. =P Some games had it bundled, but were more expensive.
- Last level brings forth some parts that seem more like tightropes to walk through. This isn't very fun in a platformer.
- Fights themselves are nothing special.



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Reply #270 on: June 03, 2010, 05:12:01 AM
Now that's a much better criticism then yours, which was basically I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I can see Flash's points here; I agree with them because they are true. Not yours which, as I just said, amounted to I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #271 on: June 03, 2010, 05:15:12 AM
Now that's a much better criticism then yours, which was basically I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I can see Flash's points here; I agree with them because they are true. Not yours which, as I just said, amounted to I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT!
It's okay, you made your point before.



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Reply #272 on: June 03, 2010, 05:17:22 AM
My bad... Anywho... lessee...

Garfield: Caught in the Act (I know it's old, but still)

If you haven't played that one then... Animal Crossing.

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Reply #273 on: June 03, 2010, 05:20:26 AM
Did someone already request SSBB (Er, Brawl)?


I put on my [twin slasher] face.

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Reply #274 on: June 03, 2010, 05:31:04 AM
Alright, I'm making a request myself. Let's see who handles this.

Mega Man X. The first one. Any takers?

-Wait, WHY CAN'T I BEAT THE BASTARD IN THE ARMOR?  I'M MEGAMAN!
-Another cool looking unplayable character in Red?  Stop with the cockteasing already, Capcom.
-"it seems you were destined to fight." Wellllllllll, then why did you hide the other capsules, weird glowing man?
-WHY CAN'T I SLIDE TOO?

Heh, that's all I got.