Why do I feel like the most alienated person on Earth?
Posted on: October 01, 2011, 07:36:31 AM
I'm the only person around here now? Christ almighty.
Yes. You're actually the only person on Earth who doesn't know, but the entire human population alienates you. Your parents and friends are actors, there are cameras all over your house, and in a few months, perhaps years, we will culminate the extent of your mocked existance with a gigantic celebration of bullying you, along with videos of your premature ejaculation, awkward sweating and misconstructed image of ugliness the society has of you and only you.
It will end with the clouds parting, and God's butt appearing through the universe, taking a gigantic diarrea on you.