No. We would be Team Random because of how nucking futs stuff gets when you leave the three of us alone with something funny.
It's my game, and I say you're Team Merc! D=
Besides, the random element is already taken by Team Strange~ You guys would be more like Team Chaotix; getting hired to do stuff. Like finding Roa and tearing his juggular out.
The list looks so cool. ^.^
Thank you for adding Akira. He needs more screen time. (He gets almost none. ;oo;)
Thanks! And no problem at all. =3
Posted on: December 13, 2009, 13:41:03
Before I get back to working on stuff for RPM Heroes, I thought I'd toss this stuff in here. I was going through the thread when I came across the poem I did for Wily, so I thought, "Why not write about other RPM members?" The result is this clusterfudge of poor rhythm and bad rhymes.
First up are Kit and Irgendein. Why? Well, actually, they were the first two people that came into my mind after I had the idea. So yeah.
I do indeed apologise in advance for the shame that will no doubt befall these poor people after reading this. Still, enjoy.
Kitsu[spoiler]Deep in the Lost Woods, in the grove where nobody goes
There sits an impish young lady wearing sexy clothes
Her hair is a fiery red, her eyes are a glimmering gold
Greenish skin and pointy horns, what a sight to behold
Kit is her name and mischief is her game
Seduction or jaywalking, it's all the same
Don't stand in her way or you'll surely end up dead
Roasted in her fires, or battered with a bash to the head
And most of all, her breasts, with their hypnotic green swirls
They charm all the world with their gleam...from the guys to the girls![/spoiler]
Irgendein[spoiler]Deep amongst the Mobian Badlands
The land that people dread to cross
Atop the hill in his fortress lair
It's Irgendein Typ, the big bad robot boss!
He says he's not quite Robotnik
But people aren't so sure of that
Why else would he wear the 'stache
And the doctor's merchandisable hat?
Though unassuming to outside folk
In terms of his wicked mind, there's little worse
And with his army of Badniks at his command
He's going to rule the whole damn universe!
And then give himself a promotion.[/spoiler]