Unleashing The Powah
Ninja Lou - “Okay, seriously you guys, I’m worried about PB!”
Quickie - “No you’re not. You’re playing Chrono Trigger.”
Ninja Lou - *playing Chrono Trigger* “I can do both! Anyway, I think he’s becoming a little obsessed with the Power Rangers. I mean, you clearly saw his insanity when his twisted imagination created the Hidden Temple Power Rangers, and some unknown hidden force brought his madness to life!”
Hitomi - “That was me, actually!”
Protoman Blues - “Yeah, and Lou, I’m right here. I met up with you over two hours ago.”
Ninja Lou - “...That was you?”
Protoman Blues - *shakes head in shame* “You thought I was just Crono with sunglasses, didn’t you?”
Ninja Lou - “....Look, what I thought isn’t important.”
Protoman Blues - *whispers to Quickie* “I’ve been saying that for years now!”
Ninja Lou - *hears Frog's theme in his head while walking* ”Stop whispering to Lucca, PB. Honestly, you have to be careful with what you think! Especially if Hitomi’s bringing your thoughts to reality.
Protoman Blues - “She’s like a sexy, asian Q, isn’t she?”
Hitomi - “Seriously Lou, you’re lucky I don’t make even a third of his thoughts reality. If you could see into his mind....”
Ninja Lou - “SEE! THAT’S MY POINT. You can’t encourage his obsessions anymore. No more twisted Power Rangers, no more Klingon Mating Ritual Monday’s at the Sex Shack, and no more Mango Lemonade Empanadas!”
Protoman Blues - “I thought you liked the Mango Lempanadas?”
Ninja Lou - “...I do...but the world just isn’t ready. I have to run to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.” *runs into Jericho’s Rump Shaker*
Quickie - *looks at PB* “So untrusting, isn’t he?”
Protoman Blues - “I know, right?” *sinister smile on his face*
Minutes Later...
Ninja Lou - *walks out of the Rump Shaker* “Damn, that was a long ass line in there. Why the hell is Aaron Waters hanging out with you?”
Protoman Blues - “Oh, no reason. He just came by to drop off the finished version of the new Power Rangers intro I asked him to write. Thanks Mr. Mighty RAW!”
Aaron Waters - “Not a problem, PB. Hope you like it!” *Teleports away, Power Ranger style*
Quickie - “Come on, lets here it!”
PB puts the tape into his PBB (Positronic BoomBox)
Ninja Lou - *facepalm* “Mala Suerte...”
You know you want to sing along!10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 RANGERS...ARCADE
♪ MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
COIN SLOT MORPHERS! SAVE PLATFORMIA!
GO NOSTALGIC! LONG LIVE THE POWER
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAARRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
*Protoman Blues, Hitomi, and Quickie begin rocking out while Ninja Lou looks on in shock*
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE
MORPH YOUR SOULS TO OLD SCHOOL GAMES, NOW!
PLAYING HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE!
RAAAAANNNGGGERRS ARCADE
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO GO FLY
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
GO POWER RANGERS
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ARCADE ♪ PB, Quickie, and Hitomi all have giant smiles on their faces
Ninja Lou - *looking on in horror* “...I’m going home...”
You know, I was thinking of giving Parody Lyrics a rest for a bit while writing a GoRPM for a change, but lo and behold I've just incorporated the two into another sick and twisted creation of mine. A catchy one too, if I do say so myself. Which I do!
I'm hoping to get back into these, as I want to continue to flex the writing brain as best I can. Not to mention that I have all these silly ideas in my head that I just feel like letting out. LoL, I shall probably continue with the Power Rangers Arcade at another date & time. Only my mind knows when. Heh, by that time, I'll probably have a Parody of Go. Fly. Win. in the works. As always, I hope you enjoy my madness.