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Joseph Collins · **Reply #2825 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:15:22 AM

Quote from: Caria on January 25, 2013, 03:00:56 AM

Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.

... can't crack a hard-boiled egg without hanging upside-down from a living room ceiling fan.

[spoiler=Hey, Caria...]You make the best damn Crazy Lies. Seriously! X3[/spoiler]

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2826 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:08:20 AM

Huddles in peoples closets.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2827 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:32:22 AM

Can take off her pants by just staring at them intently!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2828 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:35:38 AM

Can rip his shirt to shreads with a mere thought.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2829 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:39:34 AM

Can do that awesome hair flowing in the wind pose in slow-mo!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2830 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:40:29 AM

Taught me how to do that.

irgpie · **Reply #2831 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:42:34 AM

Is the only known human individual to reach terminal velocity by tripping on an untied shoelace

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2832 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:45:40 AM

Fills her goggles with Orange Juice

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2833 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:47:49 AM

Runs a pizzeria that has created the unusual Mango Lemonade flavored pizza.

irgpie · **Reply #2834 on:** January 25, 2013, 05:59:01 AM

Punched 43 people in the abdomen at a local Wal-Mart upon the dreadful discovery that all her 5% off coupons expired 4 days prior. The case was taken to court and settled with a fine of $15 and 3 bags of Chex Mix or something of equivalent value.

Mirby · **Reply #2835 on:** January 25, 2013, 08:49:53 AM

Once burped and created a black hole.

Joseph Collins · **Reply #2836 on:** January 25, 2013, 10:04:13 AM

... once dated the Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man's second-cousin.

[spoiler=Lolololol]*is laughing so hard from the PB/Saku exchange*[/spoiler]

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2837 on:** January 25, 2013, 11:36:59 AM

Has a giant cane that is 100% Banana Shaped.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #2838 on:** January 25, 2013, 09:49:10 PM

is an incredibly feminine woman.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2839 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:39:45 AM

Gets every single haircut at a Supercuts!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2840 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:42:25 AM

His hair isn't normally spiky, his own Ego makes it spiky by sheer force of will.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2841 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:50:24 AM

She can shorten and lengthen her hair anytime she wants.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #2842 on:** January 26, 2013, 05:52:24 PM

His saiyan hair was achieved through cheez-its. Lots, and lots of cheez-its.

irgpie · **Reply #2843 on:** January 30, 2013, 09:52:43 PM

Once traversed the Seven Seas of Rhye during another typical night of sleepwalking. Upon waking up the next morning he found a mermaid sleeping on a beanbag chair next to his bed. Specifically the kind with a fish torso and human legs.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #2844 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:08:04 PM

One rainy night, Caria awoke to the sound of rustling in the inn kitchen. Venturing down to the source of the noise, Caria encountered an army of rabid hobbits. Caria had to think quickly, yanking the milk out the refrigerator, Caria wiped away the rabies foam and replaced it with foamy milk that was way past it's prime. Caria had saved the day again.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2845 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:16:21 PM

Is just a glass of water.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2846 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:23:07 PM

She's the rightful heiress to the Kingdom of Steak!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2847 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:33:02 PM

He's the rightful heir to the Kingdom of Sweet Potato Fries!

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2848 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:38:11 PM

Her army is called the Knights of Steak Fat! They wield Steak Knifes instead of swords!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2849 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:42:02 PM

And his army is called the Starch Trojans! Their armor is made out of Marshmallows!

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