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Mirby · **Reply #2800 on:** January 22, 2013, 10:12:47 AM

Has cameras everywhere so he can be see everything, despite the fact that he's completely blind.

Suppercut ♡ · **Reply #2801 on:** January 22, 2013, 12:22:55 PM

Has sound bugs everywhere in PB's house, and hears nothing but sexcellent tunes.

Amatiramisu · **Reply #2802 on:** January 23, 2013, 04:50:02 AM

Is the secondary source of sexcellent PB tunes.

Mirby · **Reply #2803 on:** January 23, 2013, 07:42:20 AM

Was raised by lunar fascist bastards.

irgpie · **Reply #2804 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:14:04 AM

Has single-handedly tracked down and killed every known 37 year old caucasian male named Robert Thompson using only a cut gardening hose and pair of tweezers. Current kill count is estimated to be at 39,653

Frozen Potato · **Reply #2805 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:55:22 AM

Did a multi-track drifting with an Airbus.

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2806 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:56:13 AM

Did a speed run of I Want to be the Guy.

Mirby · **Reply #2807 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:03:27 AM

Has flown before, a feat she has yet to replicate despite the numerous attempts to do so.

irgpie · **Reply #2808 on:** January 23, 2013, 02:53:46 PM

Proud owner of the manual to the printing press machine that made copies of books such as I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy, Dancing with Jesus: Featuring a Host of Miraculous Moves and a 2003 Edition of a Driver's Manual that can be found buried in the glove compartment of a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.

Joseph Collins · **Reply #2809 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:11:50 PM

... had a special guest spot on Happy Days once. (As one of Fonzie's gal pals. ♪)

Mirby · **Reply #2810 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:05:09 PM

Bought an infamous printing press without a manual.

irgpie · **Reply #2811 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:22:11 PM

Once screamed at a fence post for a continuous 72 hour period because it was 3 degrees off centre. After that tactic failed she tried holding a lit match 5" inches away from the post in an effort to scare it further. After another 36 hours and having gone through at least 5 full packs of matches, she gave up and called in a Professional Post Aligner

Mirby · **Reply #2812 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:42:22 PM

Drives a gunmetal grey Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII that's usually seen driving around the Pensacola region between 12 and 4am.

irgpie · **Reply #2813 on:** January 24, 2013, 12:17:35 AM

Once suffered a mild case of amnesia and spoke in an ancient Tibetan language for about 3 weeks after recovering from a traumatic and nearly fatal injury to her left pinkie toe

Raging-Banebou · **Reply #2814 on:** January 24, 2013, 05:34:56 AM

Is secretly an amorphous blob who's hell-bent on ruling the entire world with a blobby fist...and bananas!

irgpie · **Reply #2815 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:19:14 AM

Is in possession of an empty pickle jar that was crudely labeled "The essence of 1967's rebellious youth". It previously belonged to an old homeless man that sold it for a free breakfast meal at Tim Horton's. It found its way across various provinces and eventually used by a low-class conman as a piggybank. It was left behind when he got evicted from his flat and sold off at a local auction for the bid price of 62 cents.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2816 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:22:07 AM

Prefers Dunkin Donuts to Tim Hortons.

Pyro · **Reply #2817 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:48:56 AM

(Which is especially heinous if you are a Canuck.)

Is secretly the (former) Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2818 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:51:34 AM

(Oh, I'm aware!

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Is, in reality, a member of the Ice Demons of Argoroth!

irgpie · **Reply #2819 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:52:46 AM

Once broke the sound barrier with a go-kart missing its rear left tire, 3 rubber bands and a pocket full of miracles.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #2820 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:55:06 AM

He is secretly working on inventing the infamous Pink Shell, a Mario Kart items designed to turn a kart into a flamingo!

Sakura Leic · **Reply #2821 on:** January 24, 2013, 06:59:13 AM

Is working on an invention to change the genders of everyone in the world.

megaman24681012 · **Reply #2822 on:** January 24, 2013, 07:06:54 AM

Is a robot from the center of the Earth that can eat can openers and cause humans to go mad by sneezing.

Also; Ciel, your supposed to tell lies about him.

Frozen Potato · **Reply #2823 on:** January 24, 2013, 08:07:47 AM

Lives in the core of the Jupiter, his sneeze is the very cause of insane storms within Jupiter.

irgpie · **Reply #2824 on:** January 25, 2013, 03:00:56 AM

Is registered member #386 of a cult dedicated to stealing the carrot noses off snowmen in an attempt to crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere.

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