Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

[Mr. Haxwell]

I'd like one bonus soda, for me and my brother-in-law.

[xnamkcor]

Settle down girls.

[Quickman]

Roses are red.
Violets are red.
EVERYTHING IS RED.

[Suppercut ♡]

Roses are funky~
Violets are funky~
Baby, you got me seeing everything in funky~

[White-Jet]

"You've revealed the magic word!  Here's your free bonus soda!"

[xnamkcor]

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here waiting for the only reason I'm so tall.

[Waifu]

I wish I was taller...

[Suppercut ♡]

I'm horny.

I-I didn't mean it that way! I-idiot!

[Quickman]

I'd give you my bonus soda, but it's mine.

[Cherrykorock]

iIn fact you will give me alll of the soda.

[Mr. Haxwell]

And five extra for... Mycaruba.

[Waifu]

And five extra bonus points for boobs!! 

[Quickman]

How many points do I get for having horns?

[Dr. Wily II]

Funky points! A-plenty~

[Quickman]

I have been lurking in the bushes, watching you.  Your gyrations excite me.

[Dr. Wily II]

Then join me in a funky dance brotha~

[Quickman]

No.  I'd rather watch your smooth and supple body slither seductively into each step. 

[Dr. Wily II]

My my my... You are one strange dude. Strange, but funky~

[Police Girl]

I must further analyze this.

[Quickman]

Tee-hee!  That sounded dirty!

[xnamkcor]

And kneed. And kneed. And Kneed.

[Suppercut ♡]

I'm red, dabadee dabadie, dabadee dabadie...

[Quickman]

I'm chill, da ba dee da ba da...

[Protoman Blues]

I choose, da Drowzee come on out, da Drowzee come on out, da Drowzee come on out

[ViperAcidZX]

I knew I picked the right outfit to get my groove on tonight.