Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

[Police Girl]

This Dagger is Sharp, Put it in a safe place. Love, Mom.

[Quickman]

"What about my ping-pong paddle?"

[Archer]

"It is is due for EX-TER-MIN-ATION."

[Quickman]

"Hrm... while it looks keen, I'm none too sure how effective this blade even is..."

[Archer]

"Hmmm? It appears I'm missing a chunk of my leg.."

[Quickman]

"Looks like this was effective after all..."

[Archer]

"Something that effective must be EX-TER-MIN-ATED."

[Quickman]

"You wanna destroy my lightning dagger?"

[Archer]

"That's the plan!"

[Quickman]

"Now, if you look at it carefully, you can see that the end of the blade, the part that does the penetration, is actually shaped perfectly.  The zig-zag shape is just for show."

[Archer]

"Oh, is that so? Heh. I'm impressed!"

[White-Jet]

"Not as impressing as my pany piercings."

[Quickman]

"The bolts through your nose got caught on my ball."

[Archer]

"Then, shall I EX-TER-MIN-ATE them?"

[Quickman]

"See my headband?  It means that I use ramps just like you pepperpots, so therefore, I'm deserving of your support!  Join with me and we will make the world a handicap- and Dalek-accessible place!"

[Sniper X]

"I like to smile."

[Blackhook]

FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNIPE!

[Sniper X]

"I wonder what this jutsu do? Lets try it out. Oof!"

[Archer]

"Do that again, would you? I want to snipe that log in the air."

[Sniper X]

"I got piercings!"

[Archer]

"I got sniper rifle!"

[Dr. Wily II]

"And?"

[VixyNyan]

" Prove it to me! Show us the evidence! "

[Dr. Wily II]

"Are these good enough? "

[VixyNyan]

"Oh god, the irresistible cuteness.... *nosebleeds up into the ceiling* BONK!"