Add a caption to the previous poster's avatar, ROUND TWO!

[Archer]

"Nothing. At. All."

[Quickman]

"Don't believe him.  He was going through your pockets for change."

[Archer]

"!!! He went through... my pockets?!"

[Quickman]

"Indeed he did, silly!"

[White-Jet]

"I'll EX-TER-MIN-ATE him before he comes near me with his pick-pocketing hands!"

[Dr. Wily II]

"Not if I sink first... *gurgle*"

[Archer]

"! You're sinking!"

[Dr. Wily II]

"But it's snowing now!"

[Archer]

"Snow? Must retreat to my dungeon."

[Dr. Wily II]

"Hmhmhmm... You are afraid of snow..."

[Archer]

<- Kid Wily "Its because of an experience I had as a child."

[Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321]

"Time to unleash the furrrryyy!!"

[Archer]

"I zap you with my eye."

[VixyNyan]

"You're so warm, let me sleep next to you for a little while~"

[HyperSonicEXE]

"See these? They're what they call "Come-On" eyes."
"And note the sultry voice I'm using..."

"AND NEXT WEEK, CLASS, WE'LL LEARN ALL ABOUT THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES"

[Mega Greasy Houdini Tek 54321]

"Check me out! I'm a flashing Rainbow hedgehog!"

[White-Jet]

"Who needs Geass when I can just freak you into submission with my glowing eye?"

[Quickman]

"Oh god, not this again!  Why does the dispenser dispense cow [parasitic bomb]?!"

[Archer]

"Oh. That's what I stepped in."

[Quickman]

"Eew!  Gross!"

[White-Jet]

"That's not cow [parasitic bomb], that's quicksand.  You're all sillies just like this Dalek I'm botherin'."

[Quickman]

"Good for you.  I'm gonna read War and Peace."

[Trask]

"You do that.  Meanwhile, I need to unclog the dirty build-up on this person's face with my Extendo-Plunger 9000."

[Quickman]

"Don't let it touch your face!  You don't know where it's been!"

[Trask]

"Stand back, ma'am.  I'll handle this!  I'm...Quiiiickmaaann!"