Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[Quickman]

I still need to finish shopping.

Still need to get stuff for my nephews.

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah same here, I wonder if my mom is still wanting to get everyone Breakfast Sanwich makers.

[Quickman]

Time to give Mabel a bath and then put her in her sweater!

[Sakura Leic]

Oh god some more Amazon shipments came and I managed to wrap all of them with the last scrap of wrapping paper.

[Quickman]

Mabel has been washed and my left hand is bloody and scratched up.

But Mabel is clean.

[Dr. Wily II]

Gah Fury Swipes. X_X

[Quickman]

*bleeds all over the thread*

IT WAS SUPER-EFFECTIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVE

*faints from blood loss*

[Dr. Wily II]

D:!!!
*sends Quickie to the Emergency room*

[Quickman]

Need...

Max...

Revive...!

[ViperAcidZX]

Need...

Max...

Revive...!

It's dangerous to go alone, please take this.

[Dr. Wily II]

Which makes me wonder.
Spikes can revive, and can OHKO.

[Quickman]

I see them as the Everlasting Gobstopper from the original Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Yes, the one with the WTF I'M TRIPPING BALLS THE [tornado fang] IS THIS I DON'T EVEN boat ride into the Tunnel of R'lyeh.

[ViperAcidZX]

Which makes me wonder.
Spikes can revive, and can OHKO.

Not unless you're someone from a Mega Man game. Oh shi--*Alie explodes after the realization and comes back*

[Quickman]

Oh, good, I stopped bleeding.

[Dr. Wily II]

Hooray.
NOW FOR BED REST *straps Quickie down onto a bed*

[Phi]

 

[Quickman]

And suddenly, this unfortunately-shaped cannon blast seems appropriate.

It's a cannon blast.

Cannon go BOOM.

I HAVE SEEN BLASTS SHAPED LIKE THIS AT REENACTMENTS AND IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME UNTIL NOW WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE

[Phi]

Either the other cannons weren't supposed to fire yet, or the first cannon fired prematurely.

[Dr. Wily II]

That sure like leave a mark, or two.

[Quickman]

Canada's Parting Shot.

[Sakura Leic]

Okay got some books and stuff for Dad, got me a planner and I'll order the games for my brother on my Mom's Amazon account.

[Quickman]

Half-hour until I have to start getting ready to leave.

WHAT DO *flails*

[Sakura Leic]

Seems like we'll be home a bit late since my mom wants to finish her Christmas shopping tonight.  We'll be eating at Panera.

[Quickman]

Oh my GOD my foot hurts!  Every step I take!  Every move I make!  The pain is shooting through!

Stupid busted fifth metatarsal!

[Dr. Wily II]

The foot is watching you. D: