Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[Quickman]

Kids, always, always wash your hands real good after handling hot peppers.

I didn't wash my hands very well after handling a Carolina Reaper and got Satan's ass juice in my eyes.

It hurt.

A lot.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Yeah, just some idiot who ran a red light and then honked at me like I was the one at fault for trying to cross the road when it was my turn to.

Thats Happened to me a few times too (mostly late at night), glad you weren't hurt either way.

Kids, always, always wash your hands real good after handling hot peppers.

I didn't wash my hands very well after handling a Carolina Reaper and got Satan's ass juice in my eyes.

It hurt.

A lot.

I did that with Sriracha sauce once.   

[Quickman]

It's like macing yourself without the mace.

[Blue Valkyrie]

It really is. 

[Quickman]

Looked up the Scoville scale and the Carolina Reaper is between consumer-grade and police-grade pepper spray in strength.

So, I did mace myself.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Yeeeah might want to avoid doing that again. 0.o

[Mr. Haxwell]

I'm going to have to turn in for tonight. I'm just suddenly dead tired already.

[Quickman]

Overheard at a bar today:

"Everything's destroyed by porn."

[Dr. Wily II]

Lies! Pron can't destroy pron!

[Mr. Haxwell]

I seem to be developing an urge to back-seat-game my brother, while he's playing Overwatch. Yet I'm trying not to.

[Quickman]

So, because 2016 hates me, I got hit by a car.

[Mr. Haxwell]

Goddamnit!

Nothing broken or anything, Quickie?

[Sakura Leic]

Dammit 2016!

Also to add more salt my cousin was kidnapped and lost all her money, however, she was found, is fine, and still has her car.

[Quickman]

Goddamnit!

Nothing broken or anything, Quickie?

Just sore. I'm mostly bruised. I did hit my head, so I gotta keep an eye on that, but my CT scan was clear.

[Mr. Haxwell]

Thank goodness.

Is 2016 this desperate to kill us all? I'm amazed this year has been this merciful towards me so far. Unless I'm forgetting having nearly been kicked out of the house, recently.

[Dr. Wily II]

Darn it 2016. *carefully hugs Quickie and Sakura's cousin*

[ViperAcidZX]

I hate 2016. *joins in the hugs*

[Mr. Haxwell]

I need to wipe my desk clean. Dried up marinade, from the chicken I ate, still feels sticky.

[Quickman]

Well, I was told that I was gonna feel worse the next day, and bOY DO I.

Everything hurts, all the bruising set in, and I may have twisted my left hip as I fell because it hurts. Still have a lingering headache and my head has a sore spot. The scrape on my elbow finally scabbed over.

While I still wanna walk down to the PokeStop later, today is a good day to just laze around.

[Mr. Haxwell]

You're going to be fine. Just take it easy and nothing bad could possibly happen.
I solely take responsibility if I somehow jinxed this

[Quickman]

That's the plan.

[Protoman Blues]

You didn't happen to get the license plate, did you?

[Quickman]

No, but the driver did stick around and talked to the police.

I should've gotten their insurance information, but I was too dazed and confused to think clearly.

[Sakura Leic]

Man Quickie you're made of freaking iron, which I knew before but damn.

Anyway update on my situation was that they caught the guy and my cousin will get her money back.  Seems it was a desperate guy who needed money for his son but ugh that was scary.

[Protoman Blues]

No, but the driver did stick around and talked to the police.

I should've gotten their insurance information, but I was too dazed and confused to think clearly.

Understandable.