Topic: We need a new 2D Metroid game

[Sub Tank]

And not just any 2D Metroid game.  A prequel where you play as loli Samus, being raised by the Chozo, after Ridley Batman's your parents.  The perfect game.

Who is with me?

[Kieran]

They'd probably just Other M the hell out of a story like that.

[Hypershell]

I'm with ya, Sub!  And you absolutely MUST be jumping on Chozo heads.



Seriously, this, in gameplay.  How could that not be awesome?  In no way whatsoever, that's how.

They'd probably just Other M the hell out of a story like that.

Okay, see, the rest of the world reads "Other M it" as "imply that watching your parents die at 3 years of age is traumatizing to a girl, and that's totally sexist against girls because boys would become Batman."  Whereas I read "Other M it" as "craft a pretty damn good if mildly confusing story which completely forgot around the final boss that it's a game story and not a movie story, and is thusly out of pace."

I have no idea whether or not either of those are what you meant.

[Mirby]

Sounds like fun. The question is... can metroid crawl?
also hai subby

[ViperAcidZX]

Sounds like fun. The question is... can metroid crawl?
also hai subby

If I recall correctly, I think metroids do grow to a point where they actually have limbs (if Metroid Fusion's final boss is anything to go by). So probably.
hai subby

[Protoman Blues]

Sold!

SOLD!

[Cherrykorock]

The Zeta metroid can crawl i guess.
It has arms and legs.

[Mirby]

reference that "y cant metroid crawl" miiverse meme and everyone treats the question seriously

lol

[Fxeni]

reference that "y cant metroid crawl" miiverse meme and everyone treats the question seriously

lol

It's more fun that way.

To Subbie's post... yes. Just yes.

[Sub Tank]

Yeah that's the picture I was looking for.  This should be a game.

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