The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

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Reply #225 on: May 27, 2013, 09:34:19 PM
That is true.

But anything is more visually appealing than an Xbox One.

Except maybe a CD-I.



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Reply #226 on: May 27, 2013, 10:36:04 PM
Meh, I have no problem with either the name or the look of the X-Box Uno.

It's everything else.



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Reply #227 on: May 27, 2013, 10:48:41 PM
I'm fine with the look, but it looks more like a blue ray player rather than a game console though the controller hasn't changed much other than what looks like a weird bump on top.  The name however sounds stupid.

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Reply #228 on: May 27, 2013, 10:58:25 PM
Most people have said it looks like a Betamax player.

The controller looks fine, though I hate how Microsoft's buttons are flipped compared to the Nintendo layout.



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Reply #229 on: May 27, 2013, 11:02:09 PM
Is the Wii U even worth it in this period of time?

It seems like the really stellar games haven't even come out yet.
Well, it's not uncommon for people to buy a platform as an investment in its future.  I mean, pretty much everyone who got a 3DS when it launched was doing that.

I'd say with the WiiU the problem is less the sum total of what is there and more the fact that outside of Monster Hunter it was basically all there since launch, hence "momentum" bit the system in its ass.  After all is said and done, Super Mario Bros. is still "the" definitive WiiU game (and make no mistake, it's a hell of a lot better than the unfortunately timed 3DS title).  But if that's not enough, then by all means, keep waiting.  We're rapidly closing on E3 and its accompanying Nintendo Directs; more is on the way.



Logic errors are fun, let's have a few.

First, let's fix the incomplete information by giving the same incomplete information.  I guess Microsoft figures that if they use the same line often enough, someone might eventually buy it.  ::)

Second, Sony of course taught us that companies lie about their systems, so I guess it stands to reason that Microsoft might lie about the cloud.  Of course, we already KNOW that they are lying if they're continuing to allege that the cloud opens up infinite possibilities even though games are supposed to work without it for up to a day at a time.  So...yeah.

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Reply #230 on: May 28, 2013, 12:44:43 AM


I've never had one. My original PSX still works. I even modded it so I could play imports. I imported Rockman 3 Complete Works for it.


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Reply #231 on: May 28, 2013, 03:41:22 AM
That is true.

But anything is more visually appealing than an Xbox One.

Except maybe a CD-I.

Hey now wait a minute.

CD-i games are totally playable, because I says so.

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Reply #232 on: May 28, 2013, 04:10:10 AM
Xbox One: Totally Unplayable "because I says so" :P

I guess all I can really say is it isn't exactly what I'd expect out of a $4.4M game

It doesn't even have mouth animations


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Reply #233 on: May 28, 2013, 04:14:44 AM
Hey now wait a minute.

CD-i games are totally playable, because I says so.

You know I meant the console's outward appearance, right?



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Reply #234 on: May 28, 2013, 04:28:08 AM


It's so pretty~ *o*

And it's region-free and plays games copied on CD-R discs without any problems~ :3

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Reply #235 on: May 28, 2013, 04:29:29 AM
That controller is a spoon. :\

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Reply #236 on: May 28, 2013, 04:30:51 AM
Or a dippy looking remote control.



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Reply #237 on: May 28, 2013, 04:30:56 AM
And it can totally play Zelda and Mario games just fine. :3

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Reply #238 on: May 28, 2013, 04:34:43 AM
So that's what it looks like! Neat! XD



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Reply #239 on: May 28, 2013, 04:37:13 AM
And it can totally play Zelda and Mario games just fine. :3

I don't consider non-nintendo made Zelda and Mario games as real Mario and Zelda games.



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Reply #240 on: May 28, 2013, 04:38:29 AM
So that's what it looks like! Neat! XD
Wait till you see a 3DO.

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Reply #241 on: May 28, 2013, 05:02:21 AM
There is just something to be said about the Atari Jaguar's giant button-laden controller.  I've never actually gotten to play one, but I would like to.  There's got to be some sort of strange magic to playing with what amounts to being a small keyboard.


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Reply #242 on: May 28, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
I don't consider non-nintendo made Zelda and Mario games as real Mario and Zelda games.

Soooo The Metroid Prime games..?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #243 on: May 28, 2013, 09:52:00 AM
Soooo The Metroid Prime games..?

Games made with Nintendo properties that are not on Nintendo Consoles.

So... the Mario Edutainment games and the CDI titles.



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Reply #244 on: May 29, 2013, 07:09:08 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKlsf50y0m4[/youtube]

Seemed appropriate enough to be posted here.

Anyway, I still lol'd at this [parasitic bomb]. >0<


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Reply #245 on: June 03, 2013, 05:28:48 PM

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #246 on: June 03, 2013, 05:39:10 PM
I think we need that giant toilet now.

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Reply #247 on: June 03, 2013, 05:50:23 PM
I think we need that giant toilet now.

Yes, so that I can puke every ounce of stomach acid, I have left, down it.


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Reply #248 on: June 03, 2013, 05:52:12 PM
Yes, so that I can puke every ounce of stomach acid, I have left, down it.
Nah more so to flush Mircosoft's console reputation down the drain.

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Reply #249 on: June 03, 2013, 06:10:44 PM
Nah more so to flush Mircosoft's console reputation down the drain.

Oh, I thought you meant the console was the toilet, my bad. :P


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