Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

[Rin]

So, my brother's wife is pissed at my request to get everyone out of my apartment.  She refuses to make any sort of sacrifice.  Dumping her husband and my mom on me in my TINY LITTLE ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT is perfectly okay by her.

I LIVE IN THREE [tornado fang]ing ROOMS GODDAMMIT

GET THE [tornado fang] OUT OF MY APARTMENT

That [tornado fang]ing sucks, Quickie.
I feel for you, much more than you can imagine.

[Police Girl]

I was talking about Thanksgivings emergencies, there's always Thanksgiving emergencies.  But yeah [tornado fang] Black Friday.

See, with emergencies I can get that, it's understandable.

But that's not why they have me working 9 [tornado fang]ing hours.

[Sakura Leic]

My mom has an audit on Monday so she has to go back on Friday which really sucks because audits stress her the [tornado fang] out.

[Protoman Blues]

So, my brother's wife is pissed at my request to get everyone out of my apartment.  She refuses to make any sort of sacrifice.  Dumping her husband and my mom on me in my TINY LITTLE ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT is perfectly okay by her.

LoL, pissed? Oh the [tornado fang] well. It's in the rules!

[Quickman]

I'm willing to allow my brother to stay until after Thanksgiving.  His wife wants to stay until Monday.  That's not going to happen.  I have no say in the rules, I can't pick and choose, and i need to request permission, which I can't during the holiday weekend.

My brother is understanding about this.  His wife is not.

[Sakura Leic]

Why is your apartment such a hot spot?

[Quickman]

Because it's near my brother's in-laws, where his wife always wants to go.

[Protoman Blues]

Wait, is his wife staying over at your place as well? Or just your bro & mom?

And again, whether you want to have them over or not is irrelevant. You CAN'T have them over as it is against the rules & guides of the complex.

[Sakura Leic]

Can't you get your landlord to have a yelling match with her?

[Quickman]

Wait, is his wife staying over at your place as well? Or just your bro & mom?

And again, whether you want to have them over or not is irrelevant. You CAN'T have them over as it is against the rules & guides of the complex.

His wife is at her parents'.  I'm willing to allow my brother to stay for tonight, as right now he has no other place to go, as his own in-laws can't put him up.  He's even considering a hotel right now.  But the fact of the matter is that my mom needs to be gone by Friday.  I had told my housing manager that she'd be here Tuesday to Thanksgiving.  Thus, after Thanksgiving, she needs to go.

I can't keep her here for the weekend, along with my brother, just because his selfish wife wants to stay with her mommy and daddy because she refuses to grow the [tornado fang] up and make a [tornado fang]ing sacrifice for once in her [tornado fang]ing life.

Can't you get your landlord to have a yelling match with her?

Housing office is closed for the holiday weekend.

[Protoman Blues]

Wait a second....how can her in-laws not put him up for the weekend?

[Quickman]

They don't have the room.  Their house is seriously cluttered and he usually gets the floor in the living room. 

[Protoman Blues]

Where is she sleeping?

[Quickman]

In her bedroom.  She grew up sharing a room with her sister.

[Protoman Blues]

So I'm guessing she's sharing a room with her again, and that your bro cannot stay in that room?

[Quickman]

Nope. 

Well, he left and went over there.  This Thanksgiving isn't going to be easy.

[Archer]

Yay for not celebrating American holidays.

[Police Girl]

Yay for not celebrating American holidays.

Yes, yay you.

[Sapphire Knight]

Fun Fact about Black Friday that will [acid burst] people off: Most of the deals are LIES! Yes, that's right. Most of the so-called deals that are getting advertised are imaginary! Stores put a couple of eye-catching things on sale towards the front to lure people in, and the rest of the stuff only has 'SALE' labels to trick you into buying. And this isn't conspiracy, this is business.

[Quickman]

Black Friday is a day of recovery from turkey coma.  Deals schmeals.

[Protoman Blues]

Cyber Monday is where it's at!

[Phi]

Another three-letter username.

No fuss, nice and sweet. Love 'em.

[Protoman Blues]

Three letter names cannot capture my majesty! 

[Quickman]

Need four just to have P. Blu.

[Police Girl]

Mine can't work without at least 6 letters (Clfant)

But its best with 7.