So I remembered something stupid from when I was living in Pratville:
Around Halloween one year, someone had the bright idea to make a giant paper cutout of a guy holding his own decapitated head (rolled-back eyes and blood included). It scared the [parasitic bomb] out of me and eventually I had to go to the counselor to try and overcome my fear (I can't remember if it worked or not). Thing is, I was apparently the ONLY KID in the entire school who was unsettled by it, because some of my classmates (and a few teachers?) gave me endless amounts of [parasitic bomb] over it. (The first/second-grader doesn't want to look at a semi-graphic depiction of a headless guy? WHAT NEW SPORE OF MADNESS IS THIS)