You know, I've been looking through my old writing thread here, and its just embarassing... all those shittily written and unfinished things.
[tornado fang] me.
However, I did find this:
[spoiler]SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG OF DARK DOOM AND EVIL AND STUFF
EPISODE 1
MY PAST!
-SCENE 1-
Shadow: What's my past?! I don't know myself!
*BLACK DOOM APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE*
Black Doom: SHADOW! BRING THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS TO ME!
Shadow: Who the hell are you?!
Black Doom: SHUT UP AND DO IT!
Shadow: There's no helping it. I gotta find these Chaos Emeralds!
*SHADOW LIKE A GOOD TOOL GOES TO FIND THE EMERALDS*
-SCENE 2-
*SONIC APPEARS*
Sonic: Hey, Shadow! These Aliens must be stopped, man.
Shadow: I don't give a da...
*ALIEN SOLDIER SHOOTS SHADOW*
Shadow: Goddammit! Have at thee!
*SHADOW KILLS THE ALIEN SOLDIER... quite gruesomely too.*
Black Doom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU TRAITOR?!
Shadow: He shot me!
Black Doom: SILENCE! THE RAMIFICATIONS OF YOUR DISOBEDIENCE WILL BE SEVERE!
Shadow: RAMI... what?
*BLACK DOOM ZAPS SHADOW*
-SCENE 3-
*SHADOW WAKES UP IN GLYPHIC CANYON*
Shadow: What the hell happened? Oh yeah... he zapped me and now I'm here.
Shadow: Oh well... off to find those eme...
Knuckles: EMERROWWDSSS!
Shadow: Oh GOD!
Knuckles: Yo, yo, yo. Mah [shadow runner]. Let's put a cap in dat alien ass, ya dig?
Shadow: Whatever.
Knuckles: Just don't attack dose pussy ass army suckas. They on our side, [shadow runner].
Shadow: Oka...
*GUN SOLDIER SHOOTS SHADOW*
Shadow: Oh no you didn't.
*SHADOW KILLS THE SOLDIER BY SHOOTING HIM IN THE FACE*
Knuckles: SHADOW! DON'T ATTACK DEM SUCKAS, MAN!
Shadow: Shut up you idiot! He shot me!
*BLACK DOOM APPEARS... again*
Black Doom: So you're here Shadow. Now I want you to kill all the...
Shadow: Didn't you label me as a traitor few minutes ago?
Black Doom: ....
Shadow: ....
Black Doom: SHADOW YOU TRAITOR!
Shadow: Sigh.
TO BE CONTINUED[/spoiler]
It brought back painful memories of playing SHtH.
Like this?
More or less. Except I think it was much more [tornado fang]ing crazy at times.