Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

[Dr. Wily II]

I blame him for not giving me a Regirock doll.

[Quickman]

Rub my Eggs with your new Shiny!

RUB THEM

Maybe the Shiny gene will permeate into them.

[Reaperoid]

Well, I finally got the Onixes I wanted. Breeding to pass 0 stats is ridiculously hard, though I did get a hilarious souvenir along the way, of a 31/31/0/0/31/0 with Rock Head

[Reaperoid]

... It happened again, when I decided to breed an Onix of a different nature <_<

[Sakura Leic]

Another one?!

[Dr. Wily II]

... It happened again, when I decided to breed an Onix of a different nature <_<

...
...
Do you blame Masuda again?

[Quickman]

*Holds out Sleeper*

RUB HIM

RUB HIM SO HE'LL MAKE A SHINY

[Reaperoid]

I don't rub child abductors D:

[Quickman]

RUB MY HYPNOOOOOOOOOOO

*floods daycare with eggs*

[Quickman]

Damn son.

[Phi]

I don't know which Pokemon that is, but...

Dayum. And I love how he pops up during the barrage just to laugh.

[Sakura Leic]

That's Hoopa, a Pokemon that has not been released yet.  That's it's Unbounded Form, and it's tehorized that it's responsible for the rings that have Legendary Pokemon in them in ORAS.

This is the cute little guy.

http://serebii.net/pokedex-xy/720.shtml

[Dr. Wily II]

And that's its signature move, Hyperspace Fury, a Dark-type physical attack of base 100 power, is always accurate, AND bypasses Protect/Detect! D:

[Phi]

Hm, I think I recognize Hoopa, somehow.

Unbounded Form is certainly... all grown up. As hell.

And that's its signature move, Hyperspace Fury, a Dark-type physical attack of base 100 power, and is always accurate.

... Grown up as hell. ._.

[Dr. Wily II]

Well, it can't maintain its Unbound form, reverting back to its cute form after 3 real time days, or deposited into the PC.

[Reaperoid]

Hey guys, this Masuda nightmare won't end. So add a Kangaskhan to my list.

[Sakura Leic]

HOW?!

[Dr. Wily II]

...
... RUB MY GARDEVOIR

[Quickman]

RUB MY HYPNO

[Reaperoid]

I'm really frightened now

[Quickman]

*Grabs Sleeper and rubs him against Reaperoid*

GIVE ME YOUR SHINY GENE

[Dr. Wily II]

...
... RUB MY GARDEVOIR

RUB MY HYPNO

RUB THEM REAL GOOD

[Reaperoid]

IF I MUST

*RUBS ALONG THE LENGTH, BREADTH, WIDTH, HEIGHT AND DEPTH OF THE POKEMON*

[Dr. Wily II]

YES THE MASUDA RUB

[Quickman]

Masuda Massage.