(Yes, Wily II. Embrace the Inferno!
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Posted on: July 18, 2013, 09:11:26 PM
"I'm going to scout the base and see what we can use!" Quickie told Ant Man.
"Excellent idea, fellow wor.." Ant Man started to say before Quickie ran into the castle, then came back outside. "ker drone..."
"Looks like DZ did a bit of house cleaning before he left. None of the electronics work. No weapons, no communications, no nothing. Still, the castle itself is still intact. A few spikes here, some disappearing blocks there, maybe a obnoxiously loud death beam or eight, and I think we're in business!" Quickie said, thinking of design choices.
"Bah. Death Beams? Unnecessary and overplayed." Ant Man stated. "We shall fill the colony with fellow worker drones and WE shall protect our queen!"
"Over..OVERPLAYED?! OLDB'S ARE A GODDAMN CLASSIC, YOU INFERNO WANNA BE WALKING LAWSUIT!" Quickie yelled at him as she took our her Quick Boomerangs, ready to kill him.
"YOU DARE DEFY ME? THE ROYALTY SHALL HEAR OF THIS!" Ant Man yelled out before charging up his flamethrower, when suddenly a flying Met with a screen appeared.
"Quickie. Ant Man. STATUS REPORT!" Dr. Wily II said.
"Our new nest is secured, my queen." Ant Man told him.
"...Riiiiight. Quickie, status report with non-embarrassing words!" Wily II asked after facepalming.
"Emperor, I have scoped out the castle. DZ left nothing for us to use, electronics wise. Neither the weapons or communications are working. The structure itself is still sound, and well fortified. As far as I can tell, he left no traps. It is yours to claim, my master." Quickie stated while kneeling before him.
"Excellent. EXCELLENT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You two will stay there until further notice. I will send a castle construction crew to get things working. Quickie, you vill be in command over there. See to it that everything is ship shape soon!" Dr. Wily II.
"Of course, Lord Wily. I shall begin immediate construction of the OLDB's as soon as they arrive, that way we will ha..." Quickie stated before being interrupted.
"Communications are your first priority. Then you vill vurk on an airship construction yard, along vith solider manufacturing and proper shielding for the exterior." Dr. Wily II commanded.
"...No obnoxiously loud death beams, master?" Quickie said with a somber, puppy dog look on her face.
"...BAH, fine. You may install some. Consider it your reward for your brilliant vurk in St. Acidburg. JUST NEVER GIVE ME THAT LOOK AGAIN!" Wily II demanded.
"Yes, Emperor Wily. Your new castle will be a testament to your new world order." Quickie stated. "It will stand as a beacon to your power as the forces of Wily rain terror from above!"
"Very poetic. See that it is!" Dr. Wily II said. The Met began to fly away and Dr. Wily II could be heard talking to himself. "Unbelievable. HOW CAN EVIL EVEN USE PUPPY DOG EYES?"
"You are lucky the royalty favors you so well, drone!" Ant Man stated with disgust as Quickie sped over to him, tossed him on the ground, and put her boot on his head.
"Remember your place, insect. Under. My. Heel!" she stated before taking her boot off of him and walking into the castle.