Topic: Wilypocalypse NOW

[Protoman Blues]

(Right. I should probably update this soon myself.)

[Sakura Leic]

(Right. I should probably update this soon myself.)

(What kind of update?)

[Phi]

Arche noticed a computer screen near the center of the bowling alley, "This is probably where you set up the matches," He waved over to Phi.

She floated over to him and watched as he inputted commands to start the match.

"Do you even know what you're doing?" Phi asked.

"As a matter of fact... no, not really," Arche replied sheepishly.

She sighed.

"BUT," he quickly continued, "I think I'm understanding it a little. Let's see..." he fiddled with the selections.

Welcome to Zero Gravity Bowling. The most innovative, stimulating and sex-tacular Bowling Alley around. Please select your desired track from the music selection, an automated voice boomed out from the speakers.

Arche browsed through the selection, "Can you feel the Love Tonight? Sex Bomb? Afternoon Delight? Are these typical bowling music?" he raised an eyebrow and sifted through more choices.

"I wouldn't really know," Phi shrugged.

Arche searched for a song title that was the least sexual-sounding and found something called "Rhythm of the Night". He pressed the name, causing a visualization of a CD being inserted into a slot. Rhythm of the Night begins to play through speakers on the ceiling.

"AHOY THERE!" A man suddenly yelled out.

"AH!" Arche and Phi both screamed in unison, startled by the voice. They were so distracted by the zero gravity and bra that they never noticed the people here.

"You two must be here for Couples Night, correct?" The man was doing air somersaults towards the two, as he spoke.

Arche stared at him with a bewildered expression before responding, "Couples Night? No, we're not a couple. We just came here for fun," he explained.

"Oh! Who are our new friends, Jack?" A woman called out and floated to them, "Nice to meet you guys. My name is LizSama, but you can call me Liz!" she smiled.

"And I'm Jackmasta; Jack, for short!" Jack pumped his fist in the air.

Phi tapped her finger against her cheek, "...Right, so you two are-"

"MASTAH, MON!" Jack twirled through the air, speaking in a failed Jamaican accent.

"...... a couple?" Phi finished her sentence, groaning in agitation.

"Indeed, we are!" Liz chirped, "We came in here not too long before you two arrived. When we found out about Couples Night, we just HAD to partake! Jack and Liz, the infamous power couple! Beware, our Arrows of Love will strike your heart! PING~!" Liz struck a pose, with Jack, out of nowhere, posing right next to her.

Is... Is this what dating Lami would be like? Arche thought to himself and shuddered.

"Did they seriously rehearse THAT?" Phi muttered.

"A-Anyway, kind of a weird question but," Arche began to say as he noticed the red bra floating towards them again, "is this bra yours... perhaps?" he said to Liz.

She shook her head, "No, afraid not. We noticed it, too, when we first arrived here. One things for sure, though, whoever wore that must've been a real saucy vixen! Such a dangerous hot red color!"

"So hot! Sssssssssss!" Jack made a sizzling sound as he pressed his finger on Liz's butt.

"Kya~ Oh, stop that~" She squealed happily.

"..... I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, and Arche and I are going to look for the owner," Phi said bluntly.

"Huh? We are?" Arche said, partially caught-off-guard from Jack and Liz's behavior.

She nodded, "The bra is going to prove to be distracting during our bowling. Might as well find the owner quickly and get it over with."

He sighed, "Yeah, I guess you have a point."

"Oh, you guys are leaving already?" Liz exclaimed, "Well, we'll be here when you come back!"

Jack poses next to Liz, who dramatically points her finger above her, "1, 2, 3 -- Jack and Liz, the power duo blasts off into the moon! Yo-hoooo~!" They both chant simultaneously, grabbing each others arms and spinning away from Arche and Phi's view.

Phi groaned, "I've seen more than enough. Let's leave," she grabs the bra.

"What? And miss out on this amazing funk-a-delic music? You can 'forget about the worries on your mind, and leave them all behind'!" Arche quoted the lyrics of the song and jokingly bopped his head to Rhythm of the Night playing through the speakers.

Phi giggled and lightly pushed his arm, "Come on, let's go."

The two walked out of the room and asked around for the owner of the red bra.

[Sakura Leic]

(Oh god that is freaking amazing! )

As Sakura, Asch and Yin were on their way to the Communications Room they saw Phi and Arche talking to various people who shook their heads before they sighed and continued on to the next person.

"Hey you guys, what's going on?" Asch asked casually trying not to bring attention to the panties in the plastic baggy.

[Protoman Blues]

(What kind of update?)

(Well Zeta is back in Zehkmet, so I can finally move that part of the story along. Although she needs to be alone first. Also, PBPB & Fxeni have to talk quickly before Sakura contacts her)

[Sakura Leic]

(Well Zeta is back in Zehkmet, so I can finally move that part of the story along. Although she needs to be alone first. Also, PBPB & Fxeni have to talk quickly before Sakura contacts her)

(Ah okay, what kind of excuse should I use to have Borock-bot leave her?)

[Protoman Blues]

(Maybe have Sakura call for him or have him go fetch something from her room for her.)

[Sakura Leic]

(I guess maybe they could finish the puzzle and Zeta can ask him to get another one, or her 3DS and copy of Chrono Trigger.)

[Protoman Blues]

(I leave that for you to decide)

[Sakura Leic]

(I'll do that when I get home.)

[Phi]

(Oh god that is freaking amazing! )

As Sakura, Asch and Yin were on their way to the Communications Room they saw Phi and Arche talking to various people who shook their heads before they sighed and continued on to the next person.

"Hey you guys, what's going on?" Asch asked casually trying not to bring attention to the panties in the plastic baggy.

"Oh, hey. Yeah, uh, we bumped into this, inside the Bowling Alley," Arche showed them the bra, "We're just trying to find whoever lost this."

[Sakura Leic]

Asch, Yin and Sakura's eyes widened as Sakura took a look at the panties and the bra.

"......They match....." Sakura said blankly.

"......You said you found those in the bowling alley?" Asch asked to confirm.

[Phi]

Arche nodded, "Yeah, the zero-g bowling alley. We stepped inside and it was just... floating around."

[Sakura Leic]

"That doesn't make sense.....that's nowhere near Zeta's room at all." Sakura said dumbfounded.

"Was there any damage to the bowling alley at all, like stuff destroyed or burned?" Asch asked.

[Phi]

"No, we didn't notice anything like that," Phi responded.

"Yeah, it's pretty spotless in there," Arche nodded.

[Sakura Leic]

"Maybe the Zero G was on?" Asch suggested.

"But why was the pair of lingerie seperated in rooms that are so far apart from each other and why was Zeta's room vandalized?" Sakura pondered worrily.

[Phi]

"Vandalized? In what way?" Phi asked.

[Sakura Leic]

"She found her bed on fire and the fire alarm was destroyed." Asch explained.

"Not to mention her entire plushie collection was destroyed too and the floor was scorched." Sakura added.

[Dr. Wily II]

(You know... This gives me a valid reason for the war. The loss of precious plushies. MY WAR IS JUST! FOR THE PLUSHIESSSSS!!)

[Phi]

"That's just... wow," Arche's eyes widened, at a loss for words.

Phi crossed her arms, "And your theory is that both articles of lingerie are connected? Why in the world would a person destroy someone's property and leave pieces of clothing behind?"

"It's a head-scratcher, for sure," Arche sighed, "None of this makes sense."

[Sakura Leic]

(You know... This gives me a valid reason for the war. The loss of precious plushies. MY WAR IS JUST! FOR THE PLUSHIESSSSS!!)

(But they aren't your plushies and the war has been well under way before this.......)

"That's just... wow," Arche's eyes widened, at a loss for words.

Phi crossed her arms, "And your theory is that both articles of lingerie are connected? Why in the world would a person destroy someone's property and leave pieces of clothing behind?"

"It's a head-scratcher, for sure," Arche sighed, "None of this makes sense."

"You're telling me." Sakura facepalmed.

"....Are those bite marks?" Asch asked as he was staring at the bra with wide eyes.

[Sapphire Knight]

Sapph had left the workshop a while ago with the shades he found, puzzling over whose they were. He figured that somebody in the station would know, and who better to ask than Sakura. Unfortunately, he was rather quickly lost. "Maybe I should've asked for some sort of communicator..."

[So, are folks gathering in the mech hangar or the bridge?]

[Sakura Leic]

(Just in the hall heading for the bridge.)

[Dr. Wily II]

(But they aren't your plushies and the war has been well under way before this.......)

(Fine, ANOTHER reason for my war. And it doesn't matter whose plushjes. Plushies are PLUSHIES!!)

[Phi]

"You're telling me." Sakura facepalmed.

"....Are those bite marks?" Asch asked as he was staring at the bra with wide eyes.

"Yes. Yes they are," Arche sighed, "I'd rather not think too much on how they got there, even though the reason is obvious..."

"Anyway, the damage would suggest that there was an element of contempt, meaning the culprit held an intense dismay towards Zeta, due to the "scene of the crime" in her room. These observations grant us one possibility," Phi bit her nail and examined the lingerie, "However, if the bra, bite marks and all, is connected, this would mean something else entirely."

"That still doesn't explain the different locations though," Arche pointed  out, "I'm not entirely convinced those two lingerie are connected. It does seem somewhat likely, sure, but..."