Trying to write the Proto Man bio for OCR and everything I do causes them to call PLAGIARIST on me (which, as a writer, is among the most offensive things you can call me), except not actually using the word.
I even took a break from the first draft for a few days after deleting that and then took a new approach. But nope, TOO SIMILAR WORDING
how the [tornado fang] am i supposed to rephrase "pompadour"
seriously, that's one of the things that are "too similar" to the source i'm using (the MMN wiki)
i'm seriously ready to track down the [Bumpity-Boom!] who keeps telling me this so i can beat the holy [parasitic bomb] out of him, that's how pissed off i am