Uwe Boll's Contra

[VixyNyan]

Just watch it.

And don't forget to look at some of the camera angles and references.

Oldskool game memories~

[Jericho]

In before DZ rage/laughs.

[Satoryu]

so bad, it's hilarious. i'd see it.

[Protoman Blues]

Boll is totally insane.  I mean, he really is.

[Dr. Wily II]

Awesome!
You just got CONTRA'D!

[Sub Tank]

This is way too good for an Uwe Boll Film.

[Shiki Tohno]

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[Police Girl]

I love the part where the story and music change for a few seconds.

[Acid]

That's brilliant. Really [tornado fang]ing brilliant.

Someone make this come true.

[Flok]

This would actually sell, and could become a masterpiece of humor! Unlike Uwe Boll the genius/precious's so called "masterpieces".

[RockmanHalo]

This would actually sell, and could become a masterpiece of humor! Unlike Uwe Boll the genius/precious's so called "masterpieces".

Postal was [tornado fang]ing awesome.

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