F.A.U.S.T. - RPM's outer space defense and research station

[Akamaru]

* Akamaru starts sniffing around for another route

"That woman stealing, ecchified, old man? Yea. What about it?"

* Akamaru starts digging under the wall

[Pringer X]

Ducky here says that Dr. Wily is a criminal and that he has to be arrested. Somethin' about wanting to blow up a country. *Ducky quacks in agreement and nods*

[Akamaru]

"Dr. Wily? He is at his office, last time I left him. As for the criminal part, the most I know is that he is a lolicon fetish, but no evil minded master. He gave me cookies after-all."

[Dr. Wily II]

*wakes up from limbo, partially to explain his absense in this*
Arghh...
My head hurts... Where am I... Who am I?

[Pringer X]

Where is his office? *Ducky quacks*

[Dr. Wily II]

Arrgghhh...
Maybe this button might help...

*pushes button, and gets instantly teleported back to his lab*

Where's this?

[White-Jet]

Hajime stares at the glowing cookie after an hour and begins tugging on it to see what it does...and accidentally breaks it in half.

Hajime: T.T;;

[Akamaru]

/me's Instinct begins ringing as the cookie breaks. He turns around to warn the duck when...

"They are not here..."

* Akamaru starts running after then in order to prevent them from getting hurt

[Pringer X]

*follows Ducky all around* What do you mean you know where his office is? We were running around for no reason at all!

[Dr. Wily II]

Arrggghhh...
It seems... My head... Is clearly... Up...

Must... Find... Akamaru... *faints in his UFO*

[Akamaru]

* Akamaru begins running as fast as he can when he hits his head on a floating metal. He begins to run over--

"Wait... Floating metal?"

* Akamaru looks inside and seems Dr. Wily unconscious muttering for Akamaru.

[Guy Fonderball]

[Guy Fonderball - still in space]

Guy waited for quite some time, not hearing anything. "Maybe i used the wrong frequency?" he asks himself and starts to try different frequencies, repeating the same sentence over and over: "Guy Fonderball on board the fighter M-ADF-01 Crimson FALKEN to unknown space station: Requesting information and permission to land, if possible." Maybe now he will get an answer. He also closes in to the station, trying to figure out where the hangar is.

[White-Jet]

Hajime wanders through the halls of FAUST after a while, staring at the halved cookie in his hand.  He nearly bumps into Wily's UFO and stops to stare at it.

[Dr. Wily II]

*Starts to wake up*
Oof... That feels a bit better.

*notices Hajime staring at his UFO*
Hajime, what are you doing staring at my UFO?

And, AKAMARU!
There you are. Have you seen a glowing cookie when you were eating through my cookie pile?

[White-Jet]

Hajime hides the halved, glowing cookie behind him, "I'm just wondering what it's doing in the middle of the hallway."

[Dr. Wily II]

Huh? Oh... I'm in the middle of the hallway, funny that.

Well, since you are here, did you see anything weird, or out of the ordinary recently?

[White-Jet]

"...when isn't there anything weird going on?" Hajime asks rhetorically.

[Akamaru]

"... I had a glowing cookie! it looked like this:  , but green!"

* Akamaru starts to sign the cookie, effectively confusing Dr. Wily and Hajime.

[Dr. Wily II]

GIVE IT TO ME!
It's very delicate, and if you break it in half, this station, and the whole RPM world would be in grave danger!

[White-Jet]

Hajime shifts his eyes nervously as he begins to back away from the slowly unfolding scuffle.

[Dr. Wily II]

Akamaru! Where is that glowing cookie!? *too engrossed with Akamaru that he didn't notice Hajime backing away*

[White-Jet]

Hajime slowly turns around and continues sneaking away, holding the halved cookie in his coat pockets and acting like nothing's wrong. 

[Akamaru]

"I have the cookie in my poc--"

* Akamaru starts patting himself and realizes the cookie is gone. He shrugs.

"I remember I fell asleep for a few minutes. Maybe Hajim--"

* Akamaru sees that the spot where Hajime was empty

"oh..."

[Dr. Wily II]

Hajime? *sees that his spot is empty as well*

HAJIME! COME BACK! *starts to give chase*

[Akamaru]

"Allow me! Copy Ability: Flash!"

* Akamaru speeds away, captures Hajime and brings him back all tied up in a sexualizing exciting fashion.

"Dr. Wily has to pay me later... "