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Reply #7525 on: July 30, 2010, 07:20:06 PM

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7526 on: July 31, 2010, 01:32:57 AM

a cool pixel art image, but what I really liked was the story in the comments
[spoiler]"I have heard about three monks. No names are mentioned, because they never disclosed their names to anybody. They never answered anything.

In China, they are simply known as the three laughing monks. And they did only one thing: they would enter a village, stand in the market place and start laughing. They would laugh with their whole being and suddenly people would become aware. Then others would also get the infection and a crowd would gather. The whole crowd would start laughing just because of them. What was happening? The whole town would get involved. Then they would move to another town. ”They were loved very much. That was their only sermon, their only message; that laugh. And they would not teach; they would simply create a situation.

”Then it happened that they became famous all over the country. Three laughing monks. All of China loved them, respected them. Nobody had ever preached in such a way that life must be just a laughter and nothing else. They were not laughing at anyone in particular. They were simply laughing as if they had understood the Cosmic joke. And they spread so much joy all over China without using a single word. People would ask for their names, but they would simply laugh. So that became their name – the three laughing monks.

”Then they grew old. And while staying in one village. one of the three monks died. The whole village became very much expectant because they thought that when one of them had died, the other two would surely weep. This must be worth seeing because no one had ever seen these people weeping. The whole village gathered. But the two monks were standing beside the corpse of the third and laughing – such a belly laugh. So the villagers asked them to explain this.

”So for the first time, the two monks spoke and said, ’We are laughing because this man has won. We were always wondering as to who would die first and this man has defeated us. We are laughing at our defeat and his victory. Also he lived with us for many years and we laughed together and we enjoyed each other’s togetherness, presence. There can be no better way of giving him the last send off. We can only laugh.

”But the whole village was sad. And when the dead monk’s body was put on the funeral pyre, then the village realized that the remaining two monks were not the only ones who were joking, the third who was dead was also laughing. He had asked his companions not to change his clothes. It was conventional that when a man died they changed his dress and gave a bath to the body. So the third monk had said, ’Don’t give me a bath because I have never been unclean. So much laughter has been in my life that no impurity can accumulate, can come to me. I have not gathered any dust.

Laughter is always young and fresh. So don’t give me a bath and don’t change my clothes.’ ”So just to respect his wishes, they did not change his clothes. And when the body was put to fire, suddenly they became aware that he had hidden some Chinese fire-works under his clothes and they had started going off. So the whole village laughed and the other two monks said: ’You rascal, you are dead, but you have defeated us once again. Your laughter is the last."

Osho[/spoiler]



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Reply #7527 on: July 31, 2010, 07:38:48 AM
from dA



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Reply #7528 on: July 31, 2010, 08:01:20 AM


This is actually 100% fake. Though I'd pay good money to see an anime based on The Very Hungry Caterpiller. 8D


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Reply #7529 on: July 31, 2010, 10:27:50 AM


This is actually 100% fake. Though I'd pay good money to see an anime based on The Very Hungry Caterpiller. 8D

I'd pay to see Phoenix Wright!!



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Reply #7530 on: July 31, 2010, 10:36:34 AM

a cool pixel art image, but what I really liked was the story in the comments
[spoiler]"I have heard about three monks. No names are mentioned, because they never disclosed their names to anybody. They never answered anything.

In China, they are simply known as the three laughing monks. And they did only one thing: they would enter a village, stand in the market place and start laughing. They would laugh with their whole being and suddenly people would become aware. Then others would also get the infection and a crowd would gather. The whole crowd would start laughing just because of them. What was happening? The whole town would get involved. Then they would move to another town. ”They were loved very much. That was their only sermon, their only message; that laugh. And they would not teach; they would simply create a situation.

”Then it happened that they became famous all over the country. Three laughing monks. All of China loved them, respected them. Nobody had ever preached in such a way that life must be just a laughter and nothing else. They were not laughing at anyone in particular. They were simply laughing as if they had understood the Cosmic joke. And they spread so much joy all over China without using a single word. People would ask for their names, but they would simply laugh. So that became their name – the three laughing monks.

”Then they grew old. And while staying in one village. one of the three monks died. The whole village became very much expectant because they thought that when one of them had died, the other two would surely weep. This must be worth seeing because no one had ever seen these people weeping. The whole village gathered. But the two monks were standing beside the corpse of the third and laughing – such a belly laugh. So the villagers asked them to explain this.

”So for the first time, the two monks spoke and said, ’We are laughing because this man has won. We were always wondering as to who would die first and this man has defeated us. We are laughing at our defeat and his victory. Also he lived with us for many years and we laughed together and we enjoyed each other’s togetherness, presence. There can be no better way of giving him the last send off. We can only laugh.

”But the whole village was sad. And when the dead monk’s body was put on the funeral pyre, then the village realized that the remaining two monks were not the only ones who were joking, the third who was dead was also laughing. He had asked his companions not to change his clothes. It was conventional that when a man died they changed his dress and gave a bath to the body. So the third monk had said, ’Don’t give me a bath because I have never been unclean. So much laughter has been in my life that no impurity can accumulate, can come to me. I have not gathered any dust.

Laughter is always young and fresh. So don’t give me a bath and don’t change my clothes.’ ”So just to respect his wishes, they did not change his clothes. And when the body was put to fire, suddenly they became aware that he had hidden some Chinese fire-works under his clothes and they had started going off. So the whole village laughed and the other two monks said: ’You rascal, you are dead, but you have defeated us once again. Your laughter is the last."

Osho[/spoiler]

That was actually a pretty heartwarming little tale.



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Reply #7531 on: July 31, 2010, 06:33:31 PM



...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7533 on: July 31, 2010, 07:41:05 PM
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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Reply #7534 on: July 31, 2010, 07:46:33 PM
I may have watched it. >_>



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Reply #7535 on: July 31, 2010, 07:56:57 PM

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

Athough it has the opposite effect. I mean seriously, with a post like that, it only makes you want to watch it all the more to see why its so bad.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7536 on: July 31, 2010, 08:06:51 PM
I love how he's raving about some nightmarish porno, flinging the N-word around and claiming he's sold his soul to Satan, yet he insists on censoring his swearing.

We must think of the children.



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Reply #7537 on: July 31, 2010, 08:07:46 PM
...Yoo?



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Reply #7538 on: July 31, 2010, 08:24:18 PM
...Now I want to play with my Yo-yo


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Reply #7539 on: July 31, 2010, 09:29:49 PM
Its really funny. I dont think anyone would even take that seriously.


...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #7540 on: August 01, 2010, 01:47:45 PM



This is delicious.


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Reply #7541 on: August 01, 2010, 01:58:01 PM
Kate Beaton makes unusually many funny comics, yeah.



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Reply #7542 on: August 01, 2010, 09:12:37 PM
Oh dear lord those comics are awesome.
Like, YOOO awesome



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Reply #7543 on: August 02, 2010, 06:44:54 PM

Yes, this is an actual sports logo for the MLG (Major Leauge Gaming) team of the same name. Looks like multiplayer games are gonna be seen as a sport soon by MAJOR gamers.

Workshop/DA/YT/Photobucket なにかんがえてるの!?
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #7544 on: August 02, 2010, 06:57:18 PM
Ha, it's a vectorized Dark Force!






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Reply #7545 on: August 02, 2010, 07:05:17 PM
Ha, it's a vectorized Dark Force Falz!

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Reply #7546 on: August 02, 2010, 07:27:55 PM
Or Dark Phallus.

But that would be quite sexual. And we here on RPM don't act that lowly, right? Right?



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Reply #7547 on: August 02, 2010, 07:53:25 PM
Of course not.



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Reply #7548 on: August 02, 2010, 08:25:37 PM
Sexual? What is that? I don't know.



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Reply #7549 on: August 02, 2010, 09:55:19 PM
Dark Falz

...GOD DAMMIT



Now I gotta go load up my old DC save so I can fight this fabulous bastard again.