Topic: Hey RPM, what's the weirdest thing you ever put in your butt?

[Ekaje]

*Browsing board* "...what's up with this thread?" *sees OP's username* "Ah, of course."  

And to "contribute", nothing
...as far as I know.

[Aresian]

Ditto, my friend. Ditto.

Not sure if I can answer in this thread honestly, given it gets too emo. I'll settle with toilet paper. Yeah.

Alex, I love you. Don't forget that.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

My fingers... .__.

<:?

[Girla PurpleHeart]

Hey, what's wrong with putting fingers in my butt? It helps me to mas-you know what, I don't want to talk about this. ._.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

mas-

girls
[speed burner]
no

[Aresian]

Hey, what's wrong with putting fingers in my butt? It helps me to mas-you know what, I don't want to talk about this. ._.

I never said anything about that. Heck, I missed that post. If I had noticed, I'd say kudos to you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

I'm sure half of RPM wants more details, in fact.

girls
[speed burner]
no

Come on now, I know plenty of women that [speed burner]. My fiancé does, it's a perfectly normal human act. Not necessarily with the... lower end, but hey. Everyone has different likes and dislikes.

[The Great Gonzo]

girls
[speed burner]
no

Girls wank.

It's a fact of life.

Deal with it.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I know they like to [speed burner], but the image in my head is worse than if a guy did it.
I dunno. I don't exactly find it tolerable unless it's some kind of character.

[Aresian]

That's... mighty double-standarded of you. Well, I can't really argue it with you, given everyone has their own mental perceptions that they have to define for themselves. I just hope you realize every woman probably masturbates at least once.

Your Mom probably masturbated.

Your sister too if you have one.

And the girl next door as well.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

That's... mighty double-standarded of you. Well, I can't really argue it with you, given everyone has their own mental perceptions that they have to define for themselves.

Why's that? I said I don't generally find masturbation a pleasant thing to imagine unless it involves an especially male character.

Hint: I like cock and sodomy, hence my first reply to the thread.

Your Mom probably masturbated.

No. This I know for a fact because my mother grew up in an especially conservative part of the world.

Your sister too if you have one.

N/A

And the girl next door as well.

Probably.

[The Great Gonzo]

Why's that? I said I don't generally find masturbation a pleasant thing to imagine unless it involves an especially male character.

You're all "cock yay!" and "vagina eww!" Double-standard.

And what defines "especially male"? A [ray splasher] to smite Ron Jeremy?

[Aresian]

Why's that? I said I don't generally find masturbation a pleasant thing to imagine unless it involves an especially male character.

It was the way you worded it. I didn't take it solely as a "Cock onry plz" phrase. We took it as a "The idea of women [speed burner]ing is odd/not right, solely because" phrase.

No. This I know for a fact because my mother grew up in an especially conservative part of the world.

I can't tell you what she did or didn't do but... that doesn't mean jack unfortunately. (Or fortunately, depends on who you ask) I know people that grow up in conservative areas of the world who become total masters of their junk. One of my cousins grew up in a extremely conservative home and knew more about her vagoo than I did about my wing-dang-doodle. When those feelings start to get going, experimentation is a must!

N/A

Somehow not surprised.

Probably.

If you weren't cock onry, I'd tell you to watch. Forgot about that. What about the guy across the street?

[Gaia]

Suddenly it went from things being rammed up 'yo ass such as a spoon, to masturbation. Oookay. RPM has officially lost it's sanity (or did they lose it a long time ago?).

I really don't want to know where this topic's direction is heading.. *shrug*

[Aresian]

Suddenly it went from things being rammed up 'yo ass such as a spoon, to masturbation. Oookay. RPM has officially lost it's sanity (or did they lose it a long time ago?).

I really don't want to know where this topic's direction is heading.. *shrug*

Never had it.

Alex would be proud of a masturbation topic.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

You're all "cock yay!" and "vagina eww!" Double-standard.

Yeah. On the subject of SEX and SEXUALITY.
It's not a double-standard if what we're discussing can be sensibly distinguished into groups.

And what defines "especially male"? A [ray splasher] to smite Ron Jeremy?

What?

I can't tell you what she did or didn't do but... that doesn't mean jack unfortunately. (Or fortunately, depends on who you ask) I know people that grow up in conservative areas of the world who become total masters of their junk. One of my cousins grew up in a extremely conservative home and knew more about her vagoo than I did about my wing-dang-doodle. When those feelings start to get going, experimentation is a must!

Well, my mother isn't one to break the mold. She grew up in South Korea, and over there, conformity is quite implicit, but is very overbearing.
Plus this was a long time ago, so...

If you weren't cock onry, I'd tell you to watch. Forgot about that. What about the guy across the street?

No. See earlier posts.

[The Great Gonzo]

Yeah. On the subject of SEX and SEXUALITY.
It's not a double-standard if what we're discussing can be sensibly distinguished into groups.

So did I just misinterpret everything, or did you not word things very well the first time?

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

So did I just misinterpret everything, or did you not word things very well the first time?

For the sake of brevity:
Straight guy like to watch women [speed burner] but not men, obviously.
Is it necessarily a double standard?
Maybe from some nitpicky perspective, yes, but here, straight people are only sexually attracted to those of the opposite sex. In this sort of a discussion, it'd be silly to mush men and women together, and thus we have no double standard.

Also, I think we've been using the wrong term here. The only "double standard" there really was here was that of my alleged view of men being allowed to [speed burner], but not women.

[Nicole Claris]

So did I just misinterpret everything, or did you not word things very well the first time?

I think it's more like he was making it sound like girl's shouldn't [speed burner] which sends off the misogynist radar.

girls
[speed burner]
no

Got to admit taking just that post it does sound like he could have meant that.

Edit: Had that been what he meant it would indeed be a double standard.

[Aresian]

That's what I originally meant. But I later addressed it in my previous post that, that was not the case as I had indeed forgotten that he preferred teh cawk.

As a stand alone complex (herp derp), the post looks simply to appear as "girls cannot [speed burner]" though.

Also, RPM. Discussing the morality of masturbation since... whenever the site was made.

[Dexter Dexter]

Uh...........................................

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Okay, I'll put my two cents regarding masturbation here. Mutual masturbation, to be exact. I think couples, whether hetero or homo, should engage in it if they don't want children. I think it could be fun. You wouldn't have to worry about [ray splasher] size (and vagina size, if that exists). Want more pleasure? Use lube. Sure, some of you cringe at the thought of touching another person's genitals (WITH YOUR HANDS), but what has to be done has to be done. Not that I'm saying it's mandatory.

Also, I think sex ed should be mandatory.

On a side note, I have fantasies about cross-dressing.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

On a side note, I have fantasies about cross-dressing.

Goodbye.

[Gaia]

(and vagina size, if that exists)

On a side note, I have fantasies about cross-dressing.

Ohhh, oooookay.. the ladies worryin' how big the hole is inbetween the legs? The More You Know. 

[Dexter Dexter]

Goodbye.

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY DID IT NOW DID I?!

[The Great Gonzo]

Ohhh, oooookay.. the ladies worryin' how big the hole is inbetween the legs?

Of course we'd worry. What if the fellow's cock/lady's hand doesn't fit? (Or whatever else you can fit in there)

(or maybe it's hip size I'm thinking of?)

[Aresian]

Here we go with double standards again...

YES women worry about the size and/or depth of their vagoo. It is much like Gonzo says in this case... what if the cock or hand doesn't fit? I mean... yes, guys worry about their cock size. OK, we've been down this road, guys. We know how that feels... OK, MOST of us knew how that felt in school at least. Later on in life, some of us mature and move on.

Women? Same thing really. When they're doing their thing with their male (or female) acquaintance/lover/whatever and suddenly they reach a dead end, or it hurts either partner due to not enough room, not enough wet, too much friction... whatEVER the case may be... don't you think the woman feels some sort of insecurity? Yeah.

I guess at the end of the day, I hope we all learn that there is a two-way street with these things. With all things really!

EXTRA MODE HOMEWORK: It can go both ways. Women can feel "too big" down there too, actually. Think about that too.

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I ACTUALLY DID IT NOW DID I?!

Hey, whatever floats your boat, G. You got a lot of comrades hidden on RPM. Seek them out if you need someone to talk to.