LoL, wow. I don't think I've ever seen you this violent!
Well usually I never get the chance and I hesitate a lot.
But it's not just that, I'm an RPG player which means that the story of a game is very important to me too. However I also enjoy games that have a mediocire story/no story as well such as Final Fantasy I, III, and V, the Dragon Quest series, and Pokemon for christ's sake! To me what matters is a good system of game play and balanced gimmicks that enhance it. To you guys story is just the pepperoni on a pizza, to me it's all the toppings, to him story is the enitire pizza, toppings and all, itself.
Story is a very very fragile thing and is not everything, a story needs a good foundation to survive. People don't really care about story that often, and they shouldn't, what makes a game is the gameplay. Story it just the frosting on the cake that helps you be more engaged with it should not be everything because if a game is just story to you you may as well just read a book, or the terrible fan fiction floating around.
The Z-saber would be the right choice of course.
You don't deserve the Saber, it is a holy tool that if used in the wrong hands will be pure disaster. You who has not taken heed, shall feel the wrath of my stregth! *bash*