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Reply #425 on: April 29, 2013, 05:09:00 PM
Pyro pulled out several unusual items: a first draft of the Magna Carta, George Washington's wig, a jar with a screaming Napoleon inside, until he whipped out a diamond the size of a Buick. He tossed it onto the counter, which caused the store to buckle and then collapse under its weight. Loki finally had enough and jumped off Pyro's shoulder to strip Wily II of his disguise. Pyro gasped in shock and then gawked at him blankly.

"I don't know who you are."

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Reply #426 on: April 29, 2013, 05:17:21 PM
Having his cover blown, Dr. Wily II flailed the fox-like Pokemon away and grabbed the diamond, pocketing it into one of his many lab pockets. He adjusted his dark-blue glasses, and dusted himself off.

"Ahem, let me formally introduce myself. I am Dr. Wily II, master of disguises, inventor of inventions, and the Gym Leader of the Cinnabar Island Gym. And as a Gym Leader, I officially invite you to challenge me in a Gym Battle! Should you win... *digs into one of his lab pocket, and pulls out..." This shiny Volcano Badge will be yours, and you'll be one step closer to challenging the Pokemon League!! Should you lose... Well, I need a favour from you!!"


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Reply #427 on: April 29, 2013, 08:10:36 PM
(Does Wily II have hammer space, because that the only way I see can him pocketing a diamond the size of a car.)

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Reply #428 on: April 29, 2013, 08:50:35 PM
Later, in Karen's room at the Hotel Saffronium...

"Wooooow!" Lt. PB said breathing heavy in Karen's bed. "Obsidia has grown really powerful since our last battle. I cannot believe that last Dark Pulse critical'd Pizazzle Bolt."

"Yeah...but goddamn that little squirrel of yours!!" Karen also said while breathing heavy. "Shadowkrow didn't stand a chance!"

"HAHA...pant...HAHA!!!! Pt. Electricia has been surprising trainers lately. Why just a few days ago she helped me beat my new young protege!!" Lt. PB proudly stated.

"New protege? What about young Timmy?" Karen questioned.

"HAHAHAHA!!!! Young Timmy isn't so young anymore. I've put him in charge of the Gym while I go on another journey. I had originally planned to go alone. Explore the new regions, meet more people and make some new Pokemon friends for my Army of Spark! But then this young hopeful flew in and DARED to challenge me. Within her I saw something of myself. You know, the spark. The love of her Pokemon that you and I share. THUS I WANT TO MOLD THIS YOUNG SPIRIT INTO MY IMAGE DURING THIS JOURNEY!!!!"

Karen laughed. "AHAHAHAHA!! ANOTHER FOOLISH CHILD OF THE LIGHT! She'd be better off under MY tutelage, learning the MAJESTY OF THE DARKNESS!!!"

Lt. PB laughed. "PFFFT!! ALL SHE'D LEARN TO DO UNDER YOU IS LOSE TO ME!!!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT, FOOLISH ONE!!!" Karen arrogantly stating while, still naked, tossed off the covers.

"BAH!! FIRST ROUND LUCK!!!" Lt. PB stood up on the bed. "YOU READY?"

"YES. AGAIN!!! TO THE ROOF!!!" Karen yelled out.



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Reply #429 on: April 29, 2013, 08:56:39 PM
(My god so many battles. XD)

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Reply #430 on: April 29, 2013, 09:11:35 PM
(Sooooooo many battles!  8D)



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Reply #431 on: April 29, 2013, 09:19:52 PM
(Does Wily II have hammer space, because that the only way I see can him pocketing a diamond the size of a car.)

(Well, if the playable characters can fit all that gear in their backpacks... :P)

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Reply #432 on: April 30, 2013, 06:06:04 AM
(Brock's backpack can carry a balloon! 8D)

Back in Saffron City...

Quickie peered out the window.  "They're at it again..."  She looked to Mewtwo.  "Cover, please."

Mewtwo lifted his head.  "Have you considered inviting your friend back?  That may stop such pointless battle.  Those creatures must be terribly exhausted."

Quickie pondered that for a moment.  "Well, since there's not much else here to do and the hotel has a nice, indoor pool...  Shall we head on over?  I'll go get my swimsuit..."  She walked by Mewtwo and paused.  "What are your plans?  Gonna hang out here, come along, or go off and do your own thing?"

Mewtwo shrugged.  "I see no harm in accompanying.  I shall take the fire escape and meet you there."

Quickie nodded.  "So!"  She clapped her hands together.  "I have a season pass to the pool and I can bring guests.  Who wants to go drag PB and Karen into the pool?"


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Reply #433 on: April 30, 2013, 06:07:56 AM
"Ooh ooh me, me!" Sakura said excitedly.

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Reply #434 on: April 30, 2013, 06:09:29 AM
(All right! POOL PARTY! What? Pyro's in Cinnabar? aw, Fuddruckers. :P)

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Reply #435 on: April 30, 2013, 07:00:49 AM
(There's at least a beach in Cinnabar.  So, you could have a beach party!)


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Reply #436 on: April 30, 2013, 07:13:37 AM
(Hahaha, I sense my battle is about to be stopped! XD)



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Reply #437 on: April 30, 2013, 07:30:43 AM
(But... BY WHO?!)


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Reply #438 on: April 30, 2013, 07:32:29 AM
(Well it "might" be for the best, seeing as how I think Karen & I forgot to put on clothes before heading back up to battle again!  :V)



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Reply #439 on: April 30, 2013, 07:35:03 AM
(Oh god Sakura's eyes! :o)

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Reply #440 on: April 30, 2013, 07:37:38 AM
Amid the dissipating storm, Mewtwo landed on the rooftop, hand outstretched.  "Cease this battle at once--MY WORD!"  Quickly, he averted his eyes.  "Why are you--GAH!  I have completely lost my concentration!"  He shook his head and waved his hand, causing a blue, glowing mist to rise about the two battling trainers' feet.  "Be gone to your room and cover yourselves!"


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Reply #441 on: April 30, 2013, 07:42:26 AM
(Sakura's eyes have been spared! 8))

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Reply #442 on: April 30, 2013, 09:23:00 AM
Lt. PB, Karen, Absol, and Magnezone were all teleported back to Karen's room.

"WHA-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Karen questioned.

"MEWTWO JUST INTERRUPTED OUR BATTLE!!!" Lt. PB

"Yes, I did. Quickie and the others are coming over to use the indoor hotel pool, and we request your presence." Mewtwo telepathically communicated from atop the roof.

"WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A..." Karen yelled before being interrupted.

"I am aware of your battle, as is most the city. Providing cover for you two was getting... tiresome. Now please get dressed and meet us in the pool." Mewtwo said.

"Hmmmmm, I would've won, you know!" Lt. PB stated.

"NONSENSE!!! On the other hand, I could use a good swim!" Karen said. "Plus, I do look sexy in my Umbreon bikini!"

"You do you do!" Lt. PB smiled while speaking. "You wanna do it before we join them?"

"Naaaah, not in the mood!" Karen sighed and said.

"Yeah, me neither. Ahhhh well, INTO OUR SWIMWEAR!!!" Lt. PB shouted and dramatically posed!!



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Reply #443 on: April 30, 2013, 09:38:23 AM
(Guess I could use a Lucario one piece.)

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Reply #444 on: April 30, 2013, 09:46:31 AM
(I prefer my tankini.  With paisley-PokeBalls.)


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Reply #445 on: April 30, 2013, 09:50:20 AM
(Electabuzz bathing trunks for Lt. PB. HAHAHAHA!!! Also, this should ALL be drawn!  8D)



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Reply #446 on: April 30, 2013, 09:50:52 AM
(Might go with something with shorts for the Lucario theme.)

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Reply #447 on: April 30, 2013, 10:05:58 AM
(Awwwww I liked the one piece idea! XD)



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Reply #448 on: April 30, 2013, 10:09:12 AM
(Awwwww I liked the one piece idea! XD)
(Yeah I'm still debating it, if it is a two piece the mid-driff would be covered though.)

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Reply #449 on: April 30, 2013, 10:12:23 AM
(Go with a tankini and boy shorts.)