Topic: I say bad things about your favorite games!

[Bueno Excelente]

Crash Bandicoot: Warped

Urgh. Skipped them after the main trilogy, CTR and Bash.

[Blackhook]

Warped is Crash Bandicoot 3 you know

[Mirby]

It is. A fun game too; I want to see what nitpicks you have with it.

[Thanatos-Zero]

Hmm, Darkwing Duck NES?

- All members of the Fearsome Five but no Negaduck in the game? BLASPHEMY!
- Where are all my gadgets from the TV Series?
- No Launchpad crash?
- Why does everyone works for F.O.W.L.? Haven't they their own agenda?
- Steelbeak just escapes. No jail for him.
- Weak executed plot. Where are the gags? Only the ending has one...
- To little health for DW.

[Fxeni]

- Aeris/Aerith(she's supposed to be named Alice you translator dumbasses) has died... this is the saddest part of any game I have ever pla.... YAAAAAAAY! SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME RIGHT AFTER! Nomura, you are the king of storytelling mood.

I call that "the Disney effect" because of the way they tend to handle death. Bambi's probably the best example of this sort of thing. Oh no, Bambi's mom is dead... that was unexpectedly sad and... What the hell? Animals singing happily in the springtime?

[Bueno Excelente]

Warped is Crash Bandicoot 3 you know

Hohohohoho silly me.  I was imagining Wrath of Cortex for a second. Sure, I'll nitpick it. Do it as soon as I come back from my exam.

I call that "the Disney effect" because of the way they tend to handle death. Bambi's probably the best example of this sort of thing. Oh no, Bambi's mom is dead... that was unexpectedly sad and... What the hell? Animals singing happily in the springtime?

Bambi has a change of seasons, though. You can see time has passed, and the scene lasts long enough for it to have an effect. The snowboarding minigame when everyone's still supposed to be mourning was just a stupid transition. Although it fit right in with my point of view. "Ding dong, the [sonic slicer] is dead!"

[Mirby]

It's more like "OH NO SHE DIED! WTF? THESE ARE GOOD GRAPH-CHANGE DISC? WHERE'D I PUT THAT DAMN CASE..." and then the emotions are lost. And then it's all "SNOW? WTF? walk walk walk TOWN! WHEE! SNOWBOARDING! WOOO!"

[Blackhook]

Well, I played 7 at the same time as 6..guess which one I am not playing now? Anyways how about Batman for the NES?

[Afro-Shroom]

Super C

[Black Mage J]

Crash Bandicoot: Warped

Allow me.
-Pointless bikeracing and space shooting take away from wampa fruit and mystical colorful masks.
-Once you get the rocket launcher you just simply can't die
-It's the same bosses I've been fighting for every past game, and they're pretty much the same attack pattern too.
-Not as great as the second or first.
-Crash' sister ruins the show with her little baby tiger
-What's with Cortex having himself a mystical mask?
-All the power ups make the jumping around stages a breeze, double jumping, easy to get over falls, rocket launcher beats far away enemies. prolonged spin dash blasts away enemies.
-There's always someone making fun of how I suck for losing on the game over screen [Little tiger stages are a pain]
-Naughty dog always makes three games out of their franchise, makes a cart racer and hands it off to another developer.

[Mirby]

He said he was going to...

[Flame]

Please no opinion-debating, we'll be here forever if we do. YES I find it claustrophobic, like 3D Castlevanias, yes, the scanning is tedious if the free-look is commanded by a trigger, and only if you're standing still. And like all games in this thread, I was saying it about the original version.

haha, my bad.
I never played the GC versions. Ive SEEN them played, and played it for a little while, but Trilogy was my first wii game because I wanted to play the primes.

[Protoman Blues]

- Snaking.
- 2D sprites.
- Few characters.
- Graphics have aged badly.
- Battle stages are kinda empty.

This one was hard to do. Since I pretty much don't find anything to nitpick, the game was awesome.

Yeah I thought I'd give you a fun one!  You could've said "No Koopa Troopa" and I would've accepted that too, but I'll chalk that under Few characters.  As for snaking, I'm not arguing anything, but I don't think snaking is a big deal in MK64 because the weapons were so damn good and balanced.  Just an observation. 

Now, Zone of the Enders 2 (and if you say Ken's tits, you're temp banned!  )

[Sakura Leic]

I'm still waiting for Final Fantasy 4, 5 and 6.

[Gaia]

The waiting game. 

[Black Mage J]

He said he was going to...

He said he never played it.

[VixyNyan]

The Game.
You know, the one that makes you lose...

[Mirby]

Warped is Crash Bandicoot 3 you know

Hohohohoho silly me.  I was imagining Wrath of Cortex for a second. Sure, I'll nitpick it. Do it as soon as I come back from my exam.

Ahem, yes he did play it.

[Black Mage J]

My mistake, he can still do it anyways.

[X-3]

Hah, this is entertaining stuff to read.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Not a hard one to critique, there, but it's fun to.

[Bueno Excelente]

My mistake, he can still do it anyways.

Nah, you did it pretty well. Sorry, Talyn. Anyway, let's get to work.

Now, Zone of the Enders 2 (and if you say Ken's tits, you're temp banned!  )

AW-RITE. Hard one for me, since I consider this to be the best damn mech game of all time, but let's go.

- VECTOR CANNON IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER why can't we use it practically more often >_>
- Aw, man. Zero Shift is so damn cool. ...and we get it close to the end of the game.
- Tons of ridiculously cool mechs to pilot and fight, and we can't play the whole game as Anubis or Vic Viper, just a crappy multiplayer mode. WHY
- As cool as the AI fight was, recycling last game's last boss is kinda weak. >_>
- Love Dingo. WHY does he have to be called "Dingo"? Seriously. DINGO?
- "MY MECH IS DAMAGED. CARRY MEEEEEE"
- Why change characters? Dingo has alot more potencial than Leo, and motive to fight against Bahram, but why just... switch protagonists like that?
- Too many weapons, so little time.
- ...I hate having to listen for that guy's cries just to find him in the container.
- That last war-like mech battle between tons of mechs... WHY does it mean I gotta play babysitter to tons of mechs? It could have been awesome to rip through things with my own private army.

...


- Ken's bajoombas, fruit mommas, love melons.

Hah, this is entertaining stuff to read.

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion? Not a hard one to critique, there, but it's fun to.

Alright, let's see...

- RED FIRE EVERYWHERE IN RED FIRE WORLD AND RED WALLS TO GO THROUGH. WHEN IS THIS DAMN GATE QUEST GONNA END
- Hey, you know that horrible gate quest? Guess what... you're gonna have to do it alot more times, on gates all over the world.
- I AM THE EVIL ARCHMAGE, FEAR MY... oh I just died like any common enemy
- Congratulations, sir. You are the head of the magic academy. Pretty much this world's Dumbledore. Now don't forget, if you mistakingly take any kind of worthless old item from any mage property, you're EXPELLED FROM YOUR OWN ACADEMY
- Alright, for this next Mage Academy quest, I need to rescue this really weak guy who's been living in a cave. Oh, here he is. Now he's following me so I can take him to safety. Hm, he's not gonna take this old stuff he left in this cave, so I might as well... huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TEMPORARILY EXPELLED? What do you mean I have to go search for ridiculously rare drops (which will take me a whole week) before I can finish this mission? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT AS I CAN'T FINISH THIS [tornado fang]ing MISSION, THIS WEAK BOZO HAS TO FOLLOW ME UNTIL I'M DONE? EVEN THOUGH I CAN JUST DROP HIM WITH YOU, BUT YOU DO NOT LET ME. MAGE ACADEMY STEWART, I [tornado fang]ing HATE YOU.

I actually love this game, BUT THAT [tornado fang]ing MISSION

[Kit]

- RED FIRE EVERYWHERE IN RED FIRE WORLD AND RED WALLS TO GO THROUGH. WHEN IS THIS DAMN GATE QUEST GONNA END
- Hey, you know that horrible gate quest? Guess what... you're gonna have to do it alot more times, on gates all over the world.
- I AM THE EVIL ARCHMAGE, FEAR MY... oh I just died like any common enemy
- Congratulations, sir. You are the head of the magic academy. Pretty much this world's Dumbledore. Now don't forget, if you mistakingly take any kind of worthless old item from any mage property, you're EXPELLED FROM YOUR OWN ACADEMY
- Alright, for this next Mage Academy quest, I need to rescue this really weak guy who's been living in a cave. Oh, here he is. Now he's following me so I can take him to safety. Hm, he's not gonna take this old stuff he left in this cave, so I might as well... huh? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M TEMPORARILY EXPELLED? What do you mean I have to go search for ridiculously rare drops (which will take me a whole week) before I can finish this mission? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT AS I CAN'T FINISH THIS [tornado fang]ing MISSION, THIS WEAK BOZO HAS TO FOLLOW ME UNTIL I'M DONE? EVEN THOUGH I CAN JUST DROP HIM WITH YOU, BUT YOU DO NOT LET ME. MAGE ACADEMY STEWART, I [tornado fang]ing HATE YOU.

I actually love this game, BUT THAT [tornado fang]ing MISSION

lol I KNOW RIGHT?

Also, I'd like to see Ocarina of Time done.
If OoT has already been done, how about some Fable II?

[Mirby]

I'm not worried, I was just demonstrating that Nova needs to read a bit more closely; this isn't the first time he's missed a vital detail and made an incorrect assumption.

Mega Man 3

[Protoman Blues]

AW-RITE. Hard one for me, since I consider this to be the best damn mech game of all time, but let's go.

- VECTOR CANNON IS THE BEST WEAPON EVER why can't we use it practically more often >_>
- Aw, man. Zero Shift is so damn cool. ...and we get it close to the end of the game.
- Tons of ridiculously cool mechs to pilot and fight, and we can't play the whole game as Anubis or Vic Viper, just a crappy multiplayer mode. WHY
- As cool as the AI fight was, recycling last game's last boss is kinda weak. >_>
- Love Dingo. WHY does he have to be called "Dingo"? Seriously. DINGO?
- "MY MECH IS DAMAGED. CARRY MEEEEEE"
- Why change characters? Dingo has alot more potencial than Leo, and motive to fight against Bahram, but why just... switch protagonists like that?
- Too many weapons, so little time.
- ...I hate having to listen for that guy's cries just to find him in the container.
- That last war-like mech battle between tons of mechs... WHY does it mean I gotta play babysitter to tons of mechs? It could have been awesome to rip through things with my own private army.

...


- Ken's bajoombas, fruit mommas, love melons.

Haha, I can't disagree with anything here.  Not bad at all.  Also, I would've also taken playable Ardjet & Ken-tits as well!

Hmmmmm, how about Virtual On: Oratonio Tangram

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Jak 3