Topic: I say bad things about your favorite games!

[Bueno Excelente]

Well, you can fight a giant Testicle there 8DLike really..damn and it´s cheap too. Well now I know what to do!

Just buy it. It's cheap and it's one of the best deals of all time. 5 games for the price of one.

[Blackhook]

So it really is all 5 games? Heh, too bad I can only install one at time (damn small memory!)

[Bueno Excelente]

So it really is all 5 games? Heh, too bad I can only install one at time (damn small memory!)

Just free up some space or get another hard drive.

Anyway, back into the topic. Any other takers?

[Alice in Entropy]

Lylat Wars.

[borockman]

Hmmm, Donkey kong country 2.

[Bueno Excelente]

Lylat Wars.

- UP IS DOWN, DOWN IS UP
- I DON'T WANT TO GET THAT GUY OFF YOU YOU FROG
- STOP ASKING ME FOR HELP YOU GUYS

That counts as 5 since the whole damn game is like that. >_>

Hmmm, Donkey kong country 2.

Never played.

[Flame]

Mmmm...
Let me see...
Rayman. The original.(and best)

[Blackhook]

Super Mario world

[ST Jestah]

Boktai for the GBA.

[TheOnly]

GeEeEeZz, I say, MEGAMAN X7!!

[Bueno Excelente]

Mmmm...
Let me see...
Rayman. The original.(and best)

- Too incredibly hard
- Sometimes unresponsive controls
- Hit detection sucked on some enemies
- Beautiful drawn sceneries means quite alot of repetition and mazes created with those same drawn elements
- Had no direct sequel ;_;

Super Mario World

- Not alot of evolution from Mario 3
- GET BACK HERE YOSHI DON'T BE A PANSY
- Where are Luigi's high jumps? >_> (fixed in Advance 2)
- Cape replaces a raccoon suit? Talk about lack of imagination.
- DAMN GHOST HOUSES

Boktai for the GBA.

- SCREW YOU SUN
- Bit of a limited movement when you start off
- Damage can only be done in a small arc with the gun? You serious? Why's it called a GUN then?
- Fight boss, backtrack, fight boss again in a repetitive coffin battle
- Couldn't the MGS elements be implemented more nicely?

GeEeEeZz, I say, MEGAMAN X7!!

Only played demo.

- Voices
- 3D gameplay sucked
- Movement seemed too damn slow

[Flame]

- Had no direct sequel ;_;

Funfact- did you know Rayman 2 was originally going to be in the same 2D style as 1?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcZOTvQMWo

[Bueno Excelente]

Funfact- did you know Rayman 2 was originally going to be in the same 2D style as 1?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcZOTvQMWo

Yep, knew it. But alas, no such thing. ;_;

And people, gimme more feedback. Just because you can't argue each one doesn't mean you can't tell me what you think. =P

[irgpie]

Pong

[ST Jestah]

- SCREW YOU SUN
- Bit of a limited movement when you start off
- Damage can only be done in a small arc with the gun? You serious? Why's it called a GUN then?
- Fight boss, backtrack, fight boss again in a repetitive coffin battle
- Couldn't the MGS elements be implemented more nicely?

I whole heartedly agree with you. Though I did like the idea using sunlight as part of the gameplay, the game was just annoyingly bad when you happened to want to play the damn thing on a cloudy day.
The coffin fight that day seemed like an eternity of repetiveness.

I really hated that backtracking thing you had to do after every boss fight. Dragging around a coffin with a vampire/gigantic beast/golem/etc. inside throught the entire level (or at least most of it) and back to the entrance/sky lit room does not equal fun!

Still, I like the game even with those very annoying flaws.

EDIT: I'd like to add that I never heard or played the MGS series when I had this game (back in 6 years or so ago).

[Blackhook]

- Not alot of evolution from Mario 3
- GET BACK HERE YOSHI DON'T BE A PANSY
- Where are Luigi's high jumps? >_> (fixed in Advance 2)
- Cape replaces a raccoon suit? Talk about lack of imagination.
- DAMN GHOST HOUSES

-Well I haven´t played 2 or 3 when I was younger so I haven´t noticed
-Well he knew why he was running away - traitor jumps
- He was just a recolor..I give you that
- It woorks better
- The only thing that ruined my fun...

[Bueno Excelente]

Pong

- Beep
- Boop
- Beeeeeep
- Damn controls
- THE CONSOLE IS THE CONTROLLER

I whole heartedly agree with you. Though I did like the idea using sunlight as part of the gameplay, the game was just annoyingly bad when you happened to want to play the damn thing on a cloudy day.
The coffin fight that day seemed like an eternity of repetiveness.

I really hated that backtracking thing you had to do after every boss fight. Dragging around a coffin with a vampire/gigantic beast/golem/etc. inside throught the entire level (or at least most of it) and back to the entrance/sky lit room does not equal fun!

Still, I like the game even with those very annoying flaws.

That's pretty much it. Our favorite games have quite alot of flaws, but we love them because they're friggin' awesome in their own ways. The important thing is to admit the flaws and move on.

[Klavier Gavin]

Leisure Suit Larry.

[Rin]

Alright, Rayman it is.

- YAY POWERUP. Wait... it lost its effect in like 3 seconds. >_> Why make me more powerful if I can only use this power in puzzles?
- AM I GRINDING THROUGH RAINBOW DIMENSIONS FOR LEVEL TRANSITIONS WHAT THE HELL
- "Livid" Dead, huh? God dammit I wanted some zombies. ;_;
- Bit linear and tight compared to the previous outings.
- Camera issues.
- Okay, so the first game and second game were absolute incredible revolutions of gameplay and action unlike anything we've seen before. What does this one bring to the table that's new and innovative? >_>

Yeah, I agree on basically everything. I would also add, that [tornado fang]ing Knaaren world to the list. It was so [tornado fang]ing pissing me off.

[Bueno Excelente]

Leisure Suit Larry.

Which one?


Heck, you people know what is my favoritest game of all time? Shenmue. I am a gigantic Shenmue fanboy, and seriously, if Shenmue 3 comes out, I will be able to DIE A HAPPY MAN. I know the whole damn games by heart, and for the first few years, I replayed the first one at least once a month. So I'm gonna do this with Shenmue.

- "I see." "I see." "I see." "I see." I'm half-expecting japanese Phoenix Wright to step in and go "WHAT?"
- Forklift controls, as incredible as they might be, could do with a tiny bit more of realism. Specially when it comes to the races.
- Capsule toys serve no purpose.
- GOD DAMMIT JUST [tornado fang] NOZOMI AND GET IT OVER WITH YOU BASTARD
- Some facial expressions are downright insane.
- If you save alot of money from the beginning, halfway, you look at your house bills and sigh. Then your funds go down. If you spend it all like a madman, you look at your bills and your money GOES UP. "JAPAN. WHERE YOUR BILLS ARE LIKE FAT CHECKS"
- Waiting until the time is right for this or that event. Until that was fixed in the second game, it was BOOOORING.
- The caramels and needless items! They do nothing!

[nobody]

Now that you've mentioned it... Phoenix Wright.

Any one of them.

[Black Mage J]

Phantasy Star Online.

[ST Jestah]

@DaGoshdamnFlash:Indeed.

Also, I like to point out that I liked Gunstar Super Heroes as much as the original. Though I have to admit that you really can't compare the two with each other. I missed combining weapons, and I never liked the helicopter section.

Okay, lets see...Metal Gear Solid 3.

[Klavier Gavin]

Which one?

Leisure Suit Larry 4

Now that you've mentioned it... Phoenix Wright.

- EVERY CASE IS A [tornado fang]ing CONSPIRACY
- THE FEMALE SIDE KICKS
- Godot; LOL I DRINK COFFEE AND I'M GONNA PUT A CHILD IN DANGER EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN TO KILL MAYA BEFOREHAND
- Elise Deauxnim; I SHALL NOT TELL MY DAUGHTER I AM HER MOTHER BECAUSE OF PLOT
- Dahlia Hawthorne; WHAT A [sonic slicer]

...Yeah.

[Bueno Excelente]

Now that you've mentioned it... Phoenix Wright.

Any one of them.

TIT. All Godot-related

- DO YOU FOLKS LIKE COFFEEEEEE because I am going to incessantly speak about it
- I want revenge because stupid reason you had no control over
- I shall act stereotypically badassed and make it so this is the game you sound the dumbest on
- My cunning plan that involves innocent people getting murdered, could have easily be stopped by going up to a little girl and going "Please do not let your psycho evil [sonic slicer] mom possess you and assassinate your aunt".
- No matter how much my character is horrendously flawed and pretty much has no motivation besides saying stupid catchphrases, I shall be loved by all, fans will worship me as their favorite, and eventually, will come to recognize the last clusterfuck of a case (in which the court states the law stupidly believes in posession, but also believes those who were posessed must pay for the crimes of those who posessed them) as the best case in all games.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU...

Phantasy Star Online.

Sure. This is my favorite MMO of all time and I still play it, BTW.

- Want to level up? CONSECUTIVE SAME LEVEL RUNS
- You want to pause your game? While playing offline? Silly man, you can't do that.
- 4 levels, as repetitive as they can be. You might as well be playing Diablo and have the same fun. Is this even an MMO, when you could simply host one of these babies just like that?
- PSO Ver 2. With ONE MORE DIFFICULTY MODE and small changes you won't even notice! Yaaaaaay!
- Sega: "You know you're just paying us for lobbies, right? "

@DaGoshdamnFlash:Indeed.

Also, I like to point out that I liked Gunstar Super Heroes as much as the original. Though I have to admit that you really can't compare the two with each other. I missed combining weapons, and I never liked the helicopter section.

Okay, lets see...Metal Gear Solid 3.

FFFFFFFFF this is a tough one. Let's see...

- THE PAUSE MENU HAS TO LOAD?!
- Everytime I want to change camouflage, which is ALOT, I have to pause the game and go through my stuff, which features MORE LOADING?
- Healing menu is ridiculously boring. Gimme my quick-use rations.
- CAMERA ANGLES FFFFFFFFFFF (fixed in Subsistence)
- You used the white faced girly makeup in the last boss fight? It made it easier, right? Well, enjoy watching the entire last dramatic cutscene of the game with Snake wearing girly makeup.

Leisure Suit Larry 4

- EVERY CASE IS A [tornado fang]ing CONSPIRACY
- THE FEMALE SIDE KICKS
- Godot; LOL I DRINK COFFEE AND I'M GONNA PUT A CHILD IN DANGER EVEN THOUGH I KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN TO KILL MAYA BEFOREHAND
- Elise Deauxnim; I SHALL NOT TELL MY DAUGHTER I AM HER MOTHER BECAUSE OF PLOT
- Dahlia Hawthorne; WHAT A [sonic slicer]

...Yeah.

Alright, I'll do one for LSL4, then.

Leisure Suit Larry 4... hm...

- I...um...

Sorry, I can't do this. Leisure Suit Larry 4 was just too damn brilliant. Seriously. It was a game played widely throughout the whole world, and hundreds of people were touched by its story. Its gameplay was unbelievably good, and it's impressive to see how much content they managed to fit inside a few small floppy disks. It was a brilliant, even magnificent game. Everyone should know about it. it was a staple on gaming history, the greatest game of its time, and it's still widely talked about as a game that aged brilliantly in the anals of gaming.

Leisure Suit Larry 4, you are magnificent. We salute you, game.